This was embarassing , yet funny. My dad was drunk and we were driving back from a party (don't worry. my mom, who wasn't drunk, was driving). He had 5 of those temporary tatoos on his face and he would shout "We're going streaking!" from Old School at every person we drove by. He shouted that at one guy comming out of his car, and he flicked us off!
At softball nationals (or state, I don't remember) 2 years ago, the fields had these huge umbrellas scattered around the park. Let's just say they had a beer tent there. So what does a drunk and a pole equal? Pole dancing!
It was in public too!
At som party we threw for our family, everyone was drunk and trying to use a pogo stick. That didn't work out real well...
I should change the name of this to "stupid things your parents did while they were drunk". But I won't.
Full Version: Stupid Things Your Parents Have Done
Conceived me
died
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died
and how old are you!!!!
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QUOTE(Kati. @ Jul 16 2006, 12:46 PM) [snapback]422487[/snapback]
died
and how old are you!!!!
Profile says 14/15. What does it matter?
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QUOTE(Fire Alchemist14 @ Jul 18 2006, 03:34 AM) [snapback]422821[/snapback]
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died
and how old are you!!!!
Profile says 14/15. What does it matter?
I want to know because I think its sad really losing your parents
Fire, how old are you?
QUOTE(Kati. @ Jul 16 2006, 02:46 PM) [snapback]422487[/snapback]
died
Well, is that really a stupid thing or a reluctant affair?
i'm 14
Nothing. My parents are BAMF and perfect. Seriously.
Um...I'm in no position to pass judgment.
Having me. 
I've probably done just as many stupid things as my parents have.
No wire coat hanger 
(nasty joke)
(nasty joke)
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No wire coat hanger
(nasty joke)http://somethingpositive.net/sp12192001.shtml
popogeejo, it's either that or the feather duster stick. The catch is, it's never used for dusting.
haha. Good memories.
haha. Good memories.
Trying to make me conform to their ethnocentric views.
With the feather stick.
Both my parents have gotten drunk off their asses at one time or another.
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With the feather stick.
I hated those. Sure, the feathers are soft, but the stick isn't.
At the cabin. We were watching Monty Python & The Holy Grail when my dad got up and went over to the wall and started banging his head against it like the monks and those boards 
the most stupid thing that my father did was get my future step-mom pregnent when he was still legally married to my mother even though they were a part.
sooooo many things I can only name 1...my mom always like tucks my collar in and all that stuff I hate that...and tries to make me laugh
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