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ChocolateAlchemist
There were a couple of really dumb movies last year
I think the worst ones were Hide and Seek and Son of the Mask (no offense to anyone who enjoyed those)
Luke Groundwalker
I would have to agree about Son of the Mask, though I never seen Hide and Seek. Also, Doom was a bad movie. :\ I can't think of any others right now, though I promise to update ASAP.
Carnal Malefactor
That 'European Gigolo' crap.

Is there anything more revolting than the combination of Rob Schneider AND Eddie Griffin?
JoshP1389
QUOTE(Void @ Jan 25 2006, 10:44 PM) [snapback]343140[/snapback]

That 'European Gigolo' crap.

Is there anything more revolting than the combination of Rob Schneider AND Eddie Griffin?

Yes. Raping the Dukes of Hazard and letting the an anorexic skank like Jessica Simpson to play a part. Goddamnit.

But yeah, E. Gigolo blew hard. Rob Schneider never was funny.
kaizenyorii
supercross
Luke Groundwalker
QUOTE(JoshP1389 @ Jan 25 2006, 11:30 PM) [snapback]343193[/snapback]

QUOTE(Void @ Jan 25 2006, 10:44 PM) [snapback]343140[/snapback]

That 'European Gigolo' crap.

Is there anything more revolting than the combination of Rob Schneider AND Eddie Griffin?

Yes. Raping the Dukes of Hazard and letting the an anorexic skank like Jessica Simpson to play a part. Goddamnit.

But yeah, E. Gigolo blew hard. Rob Schneider never was funny.

I forgot about those movies. =D Yeah, they sucked hard. The Dukes of Hazard movie was awful; it destroyed the characters and the overall point of the show.
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(JoshP1389 @ Jan 26 2006, 12:30 AM) [snapback]343193[/snapback]

QUOTE(Void @ Jan 25 2006, 10:44 PM) [snapback]343140[/snapback]

That 'European Gigolo' crap.

Is there anything more revolting than the combination of Rob Schneider AND Eddie Griffin?

Yes. Raping the Dukes of Hazard and letting the an anorexic skank like Jessica Simpson to play a part. Goddamnit.

But yeah, E. Gigolo blew hard. Rob Schneider never was funny.

Jessica Simpson isn't anorexic... just man-faced. laugh.gif
ChocolateAlchemist
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Jessica Simpson isn't anorexic... just man-faced. laugh.gif


right on!
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Doom!- I want my two hours back.

Dukes of Hazzard- Well, at least they had the General Lee right. But Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke?!? Pa, hand me my shotgun!!

I'll have to ad more because I've blocked them all out of my mind it seems.
cloneofenvy
batman sucks
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(cloneofenvy @ Jan 26 2006, 11:30 PM) [snapback]343597[/snapback]

batman sucks

die.
edsgirl
The only dumb movie I saw this was Doom. Man, what a piece of shit. I didn't even waste my time trying to go see European Gigilo.

Batman was one of the few really good movies this year.
Zarpia
I haven't seen the new Batman movie coz I might not like it, but since most of the people are saying that is good...well I might download it after all.
Chiyo
Most of the remakes or sequals were pretty poor last year, not all but most.

And lets face it movies are never good if they've been adapted from a game (Tomb Raider, Final Fantasy, Doom etc).
JoshP1389
QUOTE(cloneofenvy @ Jan 26 2006, 11:30 PM) [snapback]343597[/snapback]

batman sucks

K. Seeing that you have no information supporting your opinion I can already tell you probably haven't been off the computer since you got back from school, and the only form of entertainment you watch is anime from torrents.
ChocolateAlchemist
QUOTE(cloneofenvy @ Jan 26 2006, 10:30 PM) [snapback]343597[/snapback]

batman sucks


If Batman sucked then it would be like saying that none of the movies that came out last year were worth watching.

The whole 'gigolo' thing was SO STUPID it was a real waste of time
Kyros
Almost every movie of 05 sucked, there were only a few good ones. Speaking of crap movies, I'm glad Lucas is done with Star Wars. I thought he'd come up with something good after IV-VI, but I-III sucked hard *shrugs*
Smoke Alchemist
QUOTE(Kyros @ Feb 1 2006, 09:44 PM) [snapback]345684[/snapback]

Almost every movie of 05 sucked, there were only a few good ones. Speaking of crap movies, I'm glad Lucas is done with Star Wars. I thought he'd come up with something good after IV-VI, but I-III sucked hard *shrugs*


Nice *shakes head* I agree but be nice! LOL!
Kyros
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QUOTE(Kyros @ Feb 1 2006, 09:44 PM) [snapback]345684[/snapback]

Almost every movie of 05 sucked, there were only a few good ones. Speaking of crap movies, I'm glad Lucas is done with Star Wars. I thought he'd come up with something good after IV-VI, but I-III sucked hard *shrugs*


Nice *shakes head* I agree but be nice! LOL!

I was nice o.o Wanna see what I said before I edited?
Smoke Alchemist
QUOTE(Kyros @ Feb 1 2006, 10:05 PM) [snapback]345691[/snapback]


I was nice o.o Wanna see what I said before I edited?



Yes tongue.gif
Chiyo
I do, because I am likely to agree.

Fell asleep during the episodes 1 and 2....only stayed awake for 3 as I was at home.
Tombow
^^ I agree (about the Star Wars,) 3 was ok, as in passing grade, but 1 and 2 were huge let downs for me.

As for the worst movie, I have to agree with others that "European Gigolo..." thingy was the stupiest movie (among the ones that went wide release,) and the "Duke..." one was the worst remake of the year, I think. rolleyes.gif
Smoke Alchemist
A lot of movies were not to my liking last year. I was very disappointed, perhaps that is why I did not attend the cinema as frequintly as I had once did.
Toby-Chan
Uhhh... *Hums for a really long time* I know there must be some bad movie I saw. I usually tolerate lots of things, but there had to have been something that wasn't great...

I suppose Madagascar was just stale. I haven't see any of the other bad movies out there.
Chiyo
QUOTE(Toby-Chan @ Feb 5 2006, 11:50 PM) [snapback]347028[/snapback]

I suppose Madagascar was just stale. I haven't see any of the other bad movies out there.


Theres a new one coming out by the same makers isn't there? It might already be out in the US, something about a hedge?
Hokage Akane Elric
well this movie came out in "06" and it sux.It's call Hostel.It's gross n it's the worst movie eva!!!!!!!!
Chiyo
Actually I'm looking forward to seeing Hostel...knowing full well how gory it is.
KoKo Maies
Some were:
  • Be Cool...
It was a nice movie..but they could've had better acting and a better ending
  • Son of the Mask
it would have ben so much better if Jim Carey was in it.
  • Bewitched
That one was just stupid..and wasn't very funny either.
Migchao
I'm not sure if this is from 2005, but...From Justing To Kelly was a waste of two-something hours. But again, I'm not sure what year. Poor Kelly...she rox, but that movie was almost as bad as eating dead spanish yogurt (I had food poisoning and I threw up in the park).

And here:

Son of the Mask You know the saying that cats have nine lives? Well, I think I lost them all when I saw this moivie, but since I'm a homunculus, I still live tongue.gif

Doom Jot down that I lost all of my lives again and regenerated.
Kyros
omg you bothered to follow that crap pop culture and watched from justin to kelly? that idea was the some of the biggest bs I've ever heard...so many people should just be punched in the face for their stupidity >.>;
JoshP1389
QUOTE(kittygirl @ Feb 24 2006, 11:29 PM) [snapback]354508[/snapback]

Son of the Mask You know the saying that cats have nine lives? Well, I think I lost them all when I saw this moivie, but since I'm a homunculus, I still live tongue.gif

Doom Jot down that I lost all of my lives again and regenerated.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Migchao
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QUOTE(Kyros @ Feb 26 2006, 03:04 PM) [snapback]355339[/snapback]

omg you bothered to follow that crap pop culture and watched from justin to kelly? that idea was the some of the biggest bs I've ever heard...so many people should just be punched in the face for their stupidity >.>;

I can't believe it either. It was...TERRIBLE My parents said 'Since you like Kelly so much, why don't you see the movie, hm?' I got their offer...and I want my hours back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't punch me in the face! ohmy.gif
Carnal Malefactor
Liking Kelly Clarkson was your first mistake...
Medici
Catwoman was last year, right? Well it bites either way.
Migchao
QUOTE(Void @ Feb 27 2006, 05:00 PM) [snapback]355910[/snapback]

Liking Kelly Clarkson was your first mistake...

No she's a great singer. Her acting just sucks.
Carnal Malefactor
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QUOTE(Void @ Feb 27 2006, 05:00 PM) [snapback]355910[/snapback]

Liking Kelly Clarkson was your first mistake...

No she's a great singer. Her acting just sucks.

Yah, she sings well, but her music is rubbish.
Migchao
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QUOTE(kittygirl @ Feb 28 2006, 06:27 PM) [snapback]356423[/snapback]

QUOTE(Void @ Feb 27 2006, 05:00 PM) [snapback]355910[/snapback]

Liking Kelly Clarkson was your first mistake...

No she's a great singer. Her acting just sucks.

Yah, she sings well, but her music is rubbish.

*GASP*
Colette
QUOTE(Void @ Jan 25 2006, 09:44 PM) [snapback]343140[/snapback]

That 'European Gigolo' crap.



Yes, and everyone at my school loved it. I can't walk through the halls without hearing a quote from that stupid movie.


How can anyone say Batman was crap? It was one of the best movies last year.
Taskinst
let's see. i think the worse movie of 05 was In The Mix. That movie made no money at all. Some people didnt even hear about it.
So now i have been laughing in Usher's face... for quite some time. biggrin.gif
Le Monkey
QUOTE(kittygirl @ Mar 1 2006, 01:32 PM) [snapback]356753[/snapback]

QUOTE(Void @ Feb 28 2006, 05:21 PM) [snapback]356460[/snapback]

QUOTE(kittygirl @ Feb 28 2006, 06:27 PM) [snapback]356423[/snapback]

QUOTE(Void @ Feb 27 2006, 05:00 PM) [snapback]355910[/snapback]

Liking Kelly Clarkson was your first mistake...

No she's a great singer. Her acting just sucks.

Yah, she sings well, but her music is rubbish.

*GASP*


ha ha.. I have herd he once.. I hate the music.. tongue.gif


I really didnt like Doom....
The rock.. Why hasnt he been shot yet? O.o...
Souji
Get Rich or Die Tryin'...Cry Wolf...and -puts my dukes up ready to block, dodge, and defend self!!!- Elektra. Those are the 3 that I can really remember not liking.
MonsterEnvy
I thought Harry Potter was really poorly done... it's the lazy-director syndrome that we see in both that and Star Wars... they know innumerable people will go see the movie a number of times no matter how badly it sucks, so they don't even try to make the storyline coherent. Perhaps they weren't as bad as the European Gigolo and Dukes, but it's only because they were 1) Adapted from a book (how wrong can that really go...) and 2) had slightly better premises.
Kitty Alchemist
Anchor Man. it soo stupid.
kaizenyorii
Conqueror of Shamballa
JoshP1389
Both of you fail hard, except maybe kaizenyorii.
Kyros
QUOTE(Souji @ Apr 2 2006, 12:02 PM) [snapback]373204[/snapback]

Get Rich or Die Tryin'...Cry Wolf...and -puts my dukes up ready to block, dodge, and defend self!!!- Elektra. Those are the 3 that I can really remember not liking.

I think Jennifer Garner didn't even wanna go to Elektra's opening preview in Hollywood cuz even she thought it sucked XD
Lone Wolf
Brothers Grimm... I sat in the theater thinking, "And I paid seven bucks to watch this because...?" (My friends dragged me along...)
Migchao
QUOTE(MonsterEnvy @ Apr 2 2006, 09:49 AM) [snapback]373220[/snapback]

I thought Harry Potter was really poorly done... it's the lazy-director syndrome that we see in both that and Star Wars... they know innumerable people will go see the movie a number of times no matter how badly it sucks, so they don't even try to make the storyline coherent. Perhaps they weren't as bad as the European Gigolo and Dukes, but it's only because they were 1) Adapted from a book (how wrong can that really go...) and 2) had slightly better premises.

NOOOOOOOOOOO Harry Potter rocks! I read Chamber of Secrets and Prisoner of Azkaban in like, one month!
Full_Metal_Fury
umm...i wish this was extended to 2006 cause i had to go see the shaggy dog...but i would say the worst was zathura...that movie was overly predictable
Ronaldo Rodregez
QUOTE(Full_Metal_Fury @ Apr 11 2006, 11:14 PM) [snapback]378847[/snapback]

umm...i wish this was extended to 2006 cause i had to go see the shaggy dog...but i would say the worst was zathura...that movie was overly predictable

Obviously they'd be bad. Shaggy Dog's a remake and Zathura was JUMANJI.

And whoever said Anchorman sucked, n0 u.
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