Go go gadget Roller blades?

...Oh my. Inspector Archer. That brings odd mental images...

@Tua Mater and Medici- I love your Shou Tucker avatars!

I must draw that...

Who would be Penny, Dr. Claw and Brain?

@ Alchemic Boom: Thanks!

Penny=Sheska
Brain=Den
Dr. Claw=Scar

GENIUS. ABSOLUTE GENIUS. I will draw this. And prolly put it up here. Eventually.

Thanks! *huggles*

Noooo! No huggles! *squirms away*

Alright, back on topic.

Go go gadget lube!

Oh. My. God. *dies* Please, stop being scary, Tua.

Now please...please get back on topic..,

So...umm...uhh...my brain is broken now...

Who's bright idea was it to make his automail make those annoying clanky noises? And the giant gun-arm? How does he walk with that giant thing? It's got to be heavy...

I wanna know why the hell anyone would want a gun tonuge.

@ Medici: Sorry, hon. I was being kinda spaztic.

So he could shoot the person he's making out with?

Exactly why I'd stick to hugging.

But really, I guess it's more for security or just attack purposes. No one would expect a gun coming out of someone's mouth. And you don't just fire at someone when that happens. You just stare for a few seconds and try to comprehend what you just saw.

But why would Archer want to be a walking army anyhow? I bet it'd be easier with more normal automail, minus the guns and cannons... really now what'd Archer say? "Oh no I don't like that automail. Needs more guns, laser cannon maybe. And I want a gun to come out of my mouth, that'd be good. Replace that googly eye with a red glowing one now!"

I've got a better question: Who would make out with Fullmetal Archer? Just think about it...In winter, their lips would stick to him. Wouldn't that be awkward going into work? "Yeah, please disegard the woman stuck to my face."

Hahahahahahahahahaha! *Dies frikkin laughing*

That would be really embarassing...o.o Just like sticking your tongue to a flagpole, except it's a person...

A person with a gun in their mouth. That doesn't sream "OMG DANGER!!" at all.

Well what about that poor woman? Wouldn't she be devestated? I mean she'd be like, "Crap..."

Like if she's a random ho, "No! I don't like him! He has to pay extra!"

It couldn't be any worse if it was a cannon character. Winry for instance.

Winry:"I swear! I was just fixing his automail!"
Ed:"Suuuuure you were. That's exactly why you're frozen to his mouth."

That's crazy...'Cept whatever she was saying would probably be all slurred...

You forget, non-stick metal.

Anyhow I don't see Archer doing that... and I always have an odd mental image of why

[spoiler]Archer shot at Riza. I know it wasn't for this reason but I can hear him shouting "GAH- WOMAN!" in my mind before shooting at her.[/spoiler]
A canon character? Can't get much odder than that.

That's hilarious

But it would have to be a cannon character 'coz cannon/OC annoys the crap outta me...

Erm...what's a cannon character? *completele clueless apparently?*

A cannon character is a character who is part of the actual series.
As opposed to fannon characters, commonly known as OCs, or original characters.

Does that clear it up a smidge?

Oh...um...I totally knew that... Oh, by the way, Archer and Katherine Elle Armstrong apparently.

...Where did that come from? Gawd, now the images are attacking me.

I can just see that though. Armstrong would be like, "So you wish to marry my baby sister, Colonel! What an honour to the lnog and illustrious Armstrong family line!"

Oh god. I thought Katherine said she liked someone like her brother. Where'd Archer get into this? Does this mean he gets pink sparkles around him too...?

...Can you even imagine how odd it would be to be one of Archer's children? I mean just the fact of daddy TerminArcher. He'd get lawsuits and such for child abuse, probably when he didn't even mean it. At least they kids would be well behaved. It's either that or the mouth gun.

Maybe under that insanely loose uniform he's psychotically muscular like Armstrong. You never know.

And for some reason, I see them having sextuplets(6 kids). And all of them named 'Fuhrer'...

I don't get on here near often enough. You guys have too much fun without me.

Sorry, at least it's all here so you can go back and read it!

I heart his surfer kid! Fuhrer Kyle Archer!

He's the black sheep of the family.

Imagine having Armstong as an Uncle!

Having Armstrong as an uncle would be really scary. And weird. Can you imagine birthday party's?
It would be almost just as scary as having Archer for a dad.

Make's me wonder though... Could he still be able to... (*coughs) you know?

God, kiddies don't get hugs from Uncle Armstrong. Daddy doesn't want to get the back braces out again.

...Let's not get back to that topic. Archer has his ways.

I read that wrong and all that came into my brain was "Archer" and "braces" and got funny images of Frank the child, with headgear and braces, playing games like RISK and his mother wondering why he didn't have any friends.

Katherine/Archer? That would be disturbing. Vampire skin and the sparklies. Aaaaw, cute. Due to dominant genes, they'd all probably get his dark hair, but due to the "Crazy Anime Hair Gene," one would probably end up with skunk Armstrong Blonde/Archer Black

You know, I think they wouldn't even look bad. (except for the skunk-haired one). Dark hair, white skin, green eyes...(Katherine's are green right?)
Hmmm the sparklies would freak me out though...

Yeah, Katherine's eyes are green. Let's see...Yup, they would most likely have green eyes and black hair, seeing and the genes for green eyes and black hair are dominant over blue eyes and blonde hair. And the little skunky one....no. I take no stock in anime genetics, m'dear.

Those poor kids would have to sit at the Armstrong family reunion. At least they'll learn some of the family secrets that've been passed down for generations?

It's funny how the brain of an fma fan works, to think this topic stared off as a discussion about automail, and now, its at anime genes.[not to mention the part about kimbley's sexuality]

anyhoo, i heard form a friend of mine that there is this vid on youtube, which had something to do wit Archer and Armstrongs sister, and the gay barbie song.

as for what an armstong family reunion would be like, i petty thoes poor kids.