The Full Monkey Alchemist!!

Turn stuff to monkeys!!!

What, does that mean you merge humans and monkeys or something? =P

I mean, how the hell would you do that? XD;

You'd need something monkey to begin with. Equivalent trade, after all.

I think he's joking.

actually he could just make the monkey bodies... with no souls...

that would be terrifying. a soulless army of monkey ninja minions...

Of course he's joking. XD

But it would be cool.

I'll just transmutate a few bananas with my Quantum alchemy and contol them with that....

good idea!!!

HAHAHAHAHA *insert evil laugh*

I'd freeze the fricken monkeys, so we'd all have monkey ice cream or something. XD

Well .. I'd use my hallucination alchemy and hope that the monkies think they are birds and then they would fly south for the winter since Nemu made it cold ....

i think it could work ... in theory ....

unless we will want to go with the whole monkey icecream thing b/c well, i like ice cream.

mmm...chunky monkey. all right!!! XD

Chunky monkey. Sounds like a good brand for our frozen monkey candy bars! XD

How much money do you think we could make off that?

Are FAM game good or no one play it

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Makes the monkeys explode in a freezing puff of subatomic particles would be my work. xD

I would use my uber alchemy of understanding skills to reroute the money,from the chunky monkey profits, into my swedish penguin bank account.

why are you all going to kill my monkeys?

because it's amusing. *sucks in breath thru teeth and taps fingertips together* yes...amusing... }:] muhuhahahaha!

and because ron stoppable has an inordinate fear of monkeys...so the monkeys must be eliminated.

but why monkeys are our friends, they make good worker, they work for bannanas and citisenship,

Ok ill shut up now

Hey, anyone that digs into my funds is DEAD, got it? Poof.

the tall skinny bastard alchemist....seriously

I'd say that one is taken, but Roy is neither tall nor skinny.

*pinches teh chubby cheeks*

Actually he's not actualy tall at all..... but I bet

Are you implying that I am like Liza? Oo;

And that's what I said. Roy is not tall at all. He's probably around my height.
I'm guessing he's 5'8" or 5'9" which would mean he's SHORTER than my dad even. XD But still slightly taller than me. By one or two inches. =O

Somehow I am assuming Hawkeye is the same height as I am. Oo; And then guessing Roy's height off that. XD

Well if I had the opportunity, I would pinch his cheeks too!!!! Actually, I think he's more 0f 5'6"....

Lets say 5'7", then? I think Riza is 5'6"...

Umm..lets see, If I were a stae Alchemist, I would be called:

Desert Rose, aley, eiaey..xD! no, just kiddin. I would be called:

Posion, just posion..man, I suck at names. ><

regardless of roy's height, i must say armstrong must be yao ming sized... farman, who's a pretty tall guy, only comes up to the bottom of his shoulders....

Yeah, Liza's about 5'6"... Wow. Roy is as tall as me~.

Alright, so I am not the full 5'7" to be honest... I think I'm more of a 5'6.5" but 5'7" sounds cooler. XD

Hmmm... Yeah. Makes sense!

Dammit, every body is taller than me... it sucks..... I'm only 4'11"1/2...... Well, I'd be small enough to stalk Roy and Riza while they're on a date.....

*raises her hand* I'm not taller then you. I'm 4' 10" . Oh well, I'm proud of my shortness I'll say it loud, I'm short and proud!

I don't mind being short... but how about being unproportionaly heavy??? well, I AM PROUD TO BE SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD

Wahaha. *pokes all the beans*
I love my 5'5"-ness. xD

I could squish you with my 60kg body....

I could squish all of you with my weight, maybe...

The only disadvantage is that I have a thin body. XD It just weighs a lot thanks to karate training - I put on muscle weight. GUH.

... That means I can still floor you. XD

yeh.. but fusion includes quantum!! I may not be the strongest quantum alchemist, but I can combine Quantum Alchemy with every single other alchemy into one ultimate alchemy.

Well I do tae Kwan do!!!!!! (Though only Green-Blue ) And I beat all the guys at my age with street fighting..... and Bitch-fighting with my sister... ;

I naturally beat the crap out of people, with my own style of fighting..

I must go to Ed's world and have Izumi as my sensei then!!!

So you can beat me up?...I'm not used to that.

I donno.... But I've get my Mocks comming up, so I wanna survive till then... ;

you mean these funds,*tossing around a bag with all of nemus funds in*

Come and get it if you want it back,

Go my monkey ninjas, *hahahahahahahahaha - evil lagh*

Talking about Ninjas, who would win when Ed met Naruto?

From what I seen, Naruto isn't worthy of the title ninja.

So Ed will win using a combination of kickassity martial arts stuff that he does, and then of course his alchemy.

Also, I have already sent a group of anbu after you, le Monkey, to return my funds. Only real ninja can beat ninja monkeys! =3
... my wallet is considerably lighter after hiring these guys, though.

And last but not least - I'm only a yellow-belter, but the black belts say I'm a good student. =3

Atleast none of you guys are 13 years old and are 4'2''
And i'm a red belt matial arts student, Nemu.

What martial arts?

With wado ryu karate do, red is just a belt you wear in a match to make it easier for the referees.

Reekou-sama. I didn't know you'd be here.

Sorry to be off-topic, but Reekou, please do not start any more accounts.

My sig says it all. I'd like to be called the Weapons Master Alchemist.

I knew an 8th grader who was 4'3''. I'm a red belt in Tae Kwon Do.

I feel so OLD now...TTTTTTTOTTTTTTT All this young blood...