This is where we take any two FMA characters, and figure out who/what their child would look like.

For example, if they ever figured out a way to successfully mate Ed and Roy, their child would be Ichise from Texhnolyze



That one's pretty obvious, though. I'm sure there will be much hilarity in this thread.

Yay! A thread that I can enjoy!

I'm not sure if this works, it might just be in my head, but if Roy and Riza had a kid I think it might look a bit like Yusuke Urameshi from Yuyu Hakusho (it's probably the fact that Yusuke has black hair and brown eyes.)

Here's another:

If you take Winry's genes [which would probably have her proclivity to wearing bandanas embedded]

and combine them with Armstrong's [and his tendency to remove his shirt]

you would get...


Hulk Hogan!

Ichise's eerie prosthetic resemblance to Ed was one of the first things I noticed.




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Good Lord!


I can't think of any right now.

There's a semi-related in-joke one that I'm sure you'd all love to hear. I'm telling it anyway.

In my friend's photo album, there was a picture of her when she was about five, wearing black bikeshorts and a black miniskirt, and a not-quite fitting loose black tank top, and my first reaction was "You little tramp!", then after a brief pause and consideration of her wardrobe, "You look like Envy and Wrath's love child!"

@What, no bacon?:

Woah...

*Raises Hand* Ooh! Ooh! I have one!

Kimbley, plus Wrath (If that were possible... or legal)

Equals-



Orochimaru!

These are great!

@Bacon---Wow, I needed that laugh
@Toby--Nice!

Okay...

What about if Sgt. Fury


and Sheska


got it on?




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Oh that milhouse won was terrific. !!!! Do go on! Please.

I know Homunculi can't breed... especially not with each other, but...



and



makes

Oh god that is one ugly, Creep Child. And any way who would be his momma Wrath or Gluttony?

^ I also want to know ^^;;

Anyway ,Those were funny!

Roy+Havoc/Riza/Ed =

What about Envy and Lust? The two make a good couple.

IS ENVY CHINEE?!

Oh my god...O____O No crack for me XD

Hum, let's see

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or



You chose...

And someone finds something for EnvyXEd! XD The only ones I found in SKU are Kanae and Shiori (What? I do think they have Envy's evil smirk!) You tell me what you think, Toby... ~_~

Sin-sama.... That is really weird.

wow, these are great.
The Milhouse one was awesome.

I don't know how to post pictures, but someone should pair Greed with someone to make Zabuza from Naruto the offspring.

@Lux- Was Sheizka the co-producer of Akio and Mamiya because she provides the green eyes?

I think for Mamiya it would be Wrath and Scar.



Envy and Ed's child will look like this. That's not a prediction; that's how it's gonna be.

Jesus... who, or what is that tall drink of androgyny?!

It's pretty lame, but this is my first try.


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You don't give yourself enough credit. That's pretty good!

Okay, this one is way, way, WAAAY quack, but

if John Woo action Riza


had her way with Gluttony



...it would be a horribly difficult birth, but this cute little guy would come out

Armstrong + Bradley =

...but neither of them is black...

I agree with Bacon on that one. Shouldn't one of the parents be black?

Roy Mustang
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Maria Ross
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Videl
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Videl is from the old anime Dragonball Z for those who dont know

I don't have any pics that won't stretch the page, sooo....yeah. Mine ain't that creative, but here:
Ed, combined with Havoc's insane tallness (he's freakin' 6'5"!) = Vash the Stampede.

@Lucky--Wow, that's so great!

Here's one involving a couple of minor characters

Let's say you took Clausse from ep. 4 [age her a few years, for those who cringe at the idea of implied cartoon pedophilia]


and mate her with Brigandier General Basque Grann




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WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BOY!

@Bacon--I just about fell of my chair when I scrolled down and saw Wario.....

Bacon, you brilliant <insert known word that would complete alliteration>.

Buwahaha!!
@Bacon - That one was so funny!!

He's Lucifer... pretty much. Akio from SKU; manwhore extraordinaire.

I don't like him.

Damn this place it hiliarious.

xDD

Yes... I agree...

A lovechild of

Breda


and

Pinako


is

LMAO!

hmm... maybe if usagi was shorter...

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I dunno lol XD

Cornello
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Gluttony
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Jabba The Hut
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Lmao that is too good. *dies of laughter*

@Sword-- Wow, Jabba the Hut huh? I never would have thought of that...that made my poor pathetic day soooo much better!

LMAO! Love the pictures, very hilarious!

That's so gross!! And funny!!

Mother:


Father:


Children:

Martin Mystery... never would have thought of that in a million years.

please, please, please... "mated"? they're not animals.

let's say "if they had a child."

at least give these characters some dignity!

That's what Conan calls it, and I think it works just fine.

Holy crap....Wario and Martin Mystery? That just made my day.
Hmm...lessee...


Myeh, plus Myeh
=
This chick.
And
Her plus her
=

Ed + Winry =



QUADRUPLETS!