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Carnal Malefactor
This is where we take any two FMA characters, and figure out who/what their child would look like.

For example, if they ever figured out a way to successfully mate Ed and Roy, their child would be Ichise from Texhnolyze

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That one's pretty obvious, though. I'm sure there will be much hilarity in this thread. happy.gif
StrawberryShampoo
Yay! A thread that I can enjoy!

I'm not sure if this works, it might just be in my head, but if Roy and Riza had a kid I think it might look a bit like Yusuke Urameshi from Yuyu Hakusho (it's probably the fact that Yusuke has black hair and brown eyes.)
Carnal Malefactor
Here's another:

If you take Winry's genes [which would probably have her proclivity to wearing bandanas embedded]
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and combine them with Armstrong's [and his tendency to remove his shirt]
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you would get...


Hulk Hogan!

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Toby-Chan
QUOTE(What, no bacon? @ Oct 22 2005, 03:26 PM) [snapback]303148[/snapback]

This is where we take any two FMA characters, and figure out who/what their child would look like.

For example, if they ever figured out a way to successfully mate Ed and Roy, their child would be Ichise from Texhnolyze

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That one's pretty obvious, though. I'm sure there will be much hilarity in this thread. happy.gif


laugh.gif Ichise's eerie prosthetic resemblance to Ed was one of the first things I noticed.


QUOTE(What, no bacon? @ Oct 22 2005, 03:51 PM) [snapback]303163[/snapback]

Here's another:

If you take Winry's genes [which would probably have her proclivity to wearing bandanas embedded]
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and combine them with Armstrong's [and his tendency to remove his shirt]
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you would get...


Hulk Hogan!

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...

Good Lord! laugh.gif


I can't think of any right now.

There's a semi-related in-joke one that I'm sure you'd all love to hear. rolleyes.gif I'm telling it anyway.

In my friend's photo album, there was a picture of her when she was about five, wearing black bikeshorts and a black miniskirt, and a not-quite fitting loose black tank top, and my first reaction was "You little tramp!", then after a brief pause and consideration of her wardrobe, "You look like Envy and Wrath's love child!"
Fan_Alchemist
@What, no bacon?:

Woah... blink.gif
Toby-Chan
*Raises Hand* Ooh! Ooh! I have one!

Kimbley, plus Wrath (If that were possible... or legal)

Equals-

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Orochimaru!
nakagos bunny
These are great!
StrawberryShampoo
@Bacon---Wow, I needed that laugh
@Toby--Nice!
Carnal Malefactor
Okay...

What about if Sgt. Fury
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and Sheska
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got it on?




...

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...

...


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who me?Yes you!!!!
Oh that milhouse won was terrific. !!!! Do go on! Please.
Carnal Malefactor
I know Homunculi can't breed... especially not with each other, but...

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and

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makes

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who me?Yes you!!!!
Oh god that is one ugly, Creep Child. And any way who would be his momma Wrath or Gluttony?
FMAlover^
^ I also want to know ^^;;

Anyway ,Those were funny!
GaluxKitty
Roy+Havoc/Riza/Ed =

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kittygirl
What about Envy and Lust? The two make a good couple.

IS ENVY CHINEE?!
Automne
Oh my god...O____O No crack for me XD

Hum, let's see

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or

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You chose...

And someone finds something for EnvyXEd! XD The only ones I found in SKU are Kanae and Shiori (What? I do think they have Envy's evil smirk!) You tell me what you think, Toby... ~_~
Mikage_Elric
Sin-sama.... That is really weird.
StrawberryShampoo
wow, these are great.
The Milhouse one was awesome.
nakagos bunny
I don't know how to post pictures, but someone should pair Greed with someone to make Zabuza from Naruto the offspring. biggrin.gif
Toby-Chan
@Lux- Was Sheizka the co-producer of Akio and Mamiya because she provides the green eyes?

I think for Mamiya it would be Wrath and Scar.

QUOTE(SinLuxuria @ Oct 23 2005, 10:05 AM) [snapback]303461[/snapback]
And someone finds something for EnvyXEd! XD The only ones I found in SKU are Kanae and Shiori (What? I do think they have Envy's evil smirk!) You tell me what you think, Toby... ~_~


Envy and Ed's child will look like this. That's not a prediction; that's how it's gonna be.
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(SinLuxuria @ Oct 23 2005, 01:05 PM) [snapback]303461[/snapback]

Oh my god...O____O No crack for me XD

Hum, let's see

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=

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Jesus... who, or what is that tall drink of androgyny?!
edsgirl
It's pretty lame, but this is my first try.

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Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(edsgirl @ Oct 23 2005, 07:18 PM) [snapback]303594[/snapback]

It's pretty lame, but this is my first try.

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laugh.gif
You don't give yourself enough credit. That's pretty good!

Okay, this one is way, way, WAAAY quack, but

if John Woo action Riza
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had her way with Gluttony

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...it would be a horribly difficult birth, but this cute little guy would come out

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GaluxKitty
Armstrong + Bradley =

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Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(GaluxKitty @ Oct 23 2005, 07:38 PM) [snapback]303602[/snapback]

Armstrong + Bradley =

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...but neither of them is black...
edsgirl
I agree with Bacon on that one. Shouldn't one of the parents be black?
Sword Alchemist
Roy Mustang
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+

Maria Ross
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=

Videl
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Videl is from the old anime Dragonball Z for those who dont know
Luckyalchemy27
I don't have any pics that won't stretch the page, sooo....yeah. Mine ain't that creative, but here:
Ed, combined with Havoc's insane tallness (he's freakin' 6'5"!) = Vash the Stampede. laugh.gif
StrawberryShampoo
@Lucky--Wow, that's so great!
Carnal Malefactor
Here's one involving a couple of minor characters

Let's say you took Clausse from ep. 4 [age her a few years, for those who cringe at the idea of implied cartoon pedophilia]
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and mate her with Brigandier General Basque Grann

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...
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WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BOY!
StrawberryShampoo
@Bacon--I just about fell of my chair when I scrolled down and saw Wario.....
Quistis88
Bacon, you brilliant <insert known word that would complete alliteration>. laugh.gif
Tombow
Buwahaha!!
@Bacon - That one was so funny!! laugh.gif
Toby-Chan
QUOTE(What, no bacon? @ Oct 23 2005, 03:40 PM) [snapback]303584[/snapback]

QUOTE(SinLuxuria @ Oct 23 2005, 01:05 PM) [snapback]303461[/snapback]

Oh my god...O____O No crack for me XD

Hum, let's see

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=

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Jesus... who, or what is that tall drink of androgyny?!


He's Lucifer... pretty much. Akio from SKU; manwhore extraordinaire.

biggrin.gif I don't like him.
Fan_Alchemist
Damn this place it hiliarious. biggrin.gif
Willow
QUOTE(Fan_Alchemist @ Oct 24 2005, 07:00 PM) [snapback]303994[/snapback]

Damn this place it hiliarious. biggrin.gif


xDD

Yes... I agree...
Tombow
A lovechild of

Breda
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and

Pinako
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is

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Carnal Malefactor
LMAO!
Kitty Cat
hmm... maybe if usagi was shorter...
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I dunno lol XD
Sword Alchemist
Cornello
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Gluttony
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=


Jabba The Hut
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Mikage_Elric
QUOTE(Kitty Cat @ Oct 25 2005, 11:39 AM) [snapback]304135[/snapback]

hmm... maybe if usagi was shorter...
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I dunno lol XD



Lmao that is too good. *dies of laughter*
StrawberryShampoo
@Sword-- Wow, Jabba the Hut huh? I never would have thought of that...that made my poor pathetic day soooo much better!
Ed_Elric_Fan
LMAO! Love the pictures, very hilarious!
Tombow
QUOTE
Cornello


+

Gluttony



=


Jabba The Hut



That's so gross!! And funny!! laugh.gif
Guest
Mother:
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Father:
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Children:
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~*(Jaded)*~
Martin Mystery... never would have thought of that in a million years.
adamclark
please, please, please... "mated"? they're not animals.

let's say "if they had a child."

at least give these characters some dignity!
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(adamclark @ Oct 27 2005, 04:54 AM) [snapback]305079[/snapback]

please, please, please... "mated"? they're not animals.

let's say "if they had a child."

at least give these characters some dignity!

That's what Conan calls it, and I think it works just fine.
Luckyalchemy27
Holy crap....Wario and Martin Mystery? That just made my day. laugh.gif
Hmm...lessee...


Myeh, plus Myeh
=
This chick.
And
Her plus her
=

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GaluxKitty
Ed + Winry =

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