Wow! I couldn't believe there wasn't a thread dedicated to the great quotes from FMA!!! (if there was, I totally missed it when I searched). FMA is full of fun quotes, and since I'm sure there are great ones from the Manga (which I haven't read all of yet) I thought this would be the best place to put this, especially since it is the Characters who say them . I shall begin!

Doctor: He'll need an injection.
Ed: Injection?
Doctor: Just a poke.
Ed: I DON'T NEED IT! I FEEL BETTER! I'M CURED!
*Al holds him back*
Ed: HOW COULD YOU SELL OUT YOUR OWN BROTHER AL?! YOU'RE EVIL!
Al: You don't mean that.
Ed: I'LL TURN YOU ALL INTO FISH!

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Gracia: I CAN'T DO THIS! IM DYING!
Al: What are we gonna do?! She said she was gonna die!
Ed: That's just an expression!
*Gracia passes out. Nina starts crying and screaming*
Ed: She's not dead! She just fell asleep!
Al: Well, when you think of it like alchemy, making a life's expensive! You have to give something up!
Ed: Child birth is not alchemy you dope!



I'm going to get more

Barry- You should be going ooh! or ahh! or "What's wrong with your body!?"

(Al removes helmet)

Barry- AHH! What's wrong with YOUR body!?

Al- Stop, you're going to hurt my feelings.

Barry- Are you a condemned prisoner too?

Al- No, I'm not a crook.

Barry- I guess not hm? Why would you have been helping the police?
But who cares! I know your weakness now! You better beg for mercy, your life belongs to me. If I destroy your blood seal you're dead!

Al- The same goes for you.

Barry- Gah! Well you don't know where mine is!

Al- You don't know where mine is either.

Barry- GAH! Well then I'll just to chop you up until I find it, and you can't do that because you don't have a knife!

Al-Why do I always get the crazy ones?

^^ Hehehe....that's funny, I forgot about that! Hmmm...some other ones:

"Who you calling a bean!"


Ed: Old lady Pinako, It's been a long time
I need some more of your handy work
Pinako: Ha Ha Apparently so you really have done
a number this time
Huh I don't know why you have so much trouble keeping your arms
Ed: Yeah well I had a lot of things to swing at
Pinako: Yet it seems like you've gottin shorter
Ed: Who are you calling small
you miniture sized hag
Pinako: Your shorter than your temper
Ed: your so small you're two-dimintional
Pinako: Mirro-moron
Ed: Grandma flea
Armstrong: Edward Elric how dare you speak to your elder with such
blantant disregard, let me remide this fight with my geenteel decorm
Pinako: Who the heck is this guy
he really doesn't get the joke does he

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Winry: ... You didn't drink your milk.
Ed: *Twitch*
Winry: Edward...!
Ed: You drink it. I hate milk. It's like drinking vomit!
Winry: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MILK'S GOOD FOR YOU! DRINK IT!
Ed: IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA DIE IF I DON'T DRINK THAT CRAP!
Winry: This is why you're always gonna be the size of a bean!
Ed: A BEAN?!
Winry: Yeah... A bean!

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Hughes: I have great news!
Mustang: Your men have caught Scar?
Hughes: No, why would that be great news?




Oh, yay for FMA quotes!

Here comes a few of my favorites.

Roy: Riza, is it possible to send flame alchemy through the phone and burn someone's ears off?
Riza: ...


Roy: And when that day comes, all women personnel will be required to wear: TINY MINI SKIRTS! (Cue dramatics)
Havoc: *nosebleed, cigarette falls out of mouth, clings to Roy's leg* I'll follow you forever, sir!
Riza: *sweatdrop and mushroom cloud*

Ahhh...Roy. Gotta love him.

LOL. I think that "mini skirt" line by Mustang was THE classic.

Only rivalled by this...

Roy: What was that for just now?!
Riza: You're useless in the rain. Please stay back, Colonel!
Jean: Oh yeah! In this weather he can't produce a spark.

And personally, this made me laugh...

Kain: Lucky the First Lietenant was not inju-
Riza: WHY DIDS YOU RUN OUT HERE?! Even if we had the most unlikely of misfortunes, we are capable of escaping the foe without interferance! Does an idiot just walk into a place like this?
Roy: Aaaaaagh! I know, I know, I'm an idiot!

Buwahahaha!! TWO MORE Classics!!

Hahaha!! That miniskirt quote is CLASSIC!

i love all of roy's quotes... heh Roy IS an Idiot

In ep 15: Bradley, Houghes and others are temporarily at the East headquarters when Scar attacks Ed, Al and others, then escapes away despite the attempt to stop him by Roy and the gang (btw, another classic moment about the Flame in the rain here.)

Hughes arrives after Scar's escape.

Hughes: "Nice mess!! Is it over yer??"
Mustang: "You know, you could try to help while you are here, Hughes."
Hughes: "Lay off... I'm as normal as they come, and this is a contest of freaks. What do you want me to do?? Fire my slingshot at him??"

Classic Hughes wisecrack.

lmao......that is funny! I forgot about that one! Hughes has some good lines....I need to remember them ...be back with Hughes lines

Haha~ Those quotes are just hilarious!!! I've got quite alot of quotes from Ep 13
MOST of them are super long...
East City East Headquarters-----
Ed: Were here.
Al: Yeah.
Ed: *sighs*
Al: Wha'ts wrong, Brother?
Ed: Can't you guess? I have to listen to the Colonel's long and sarcastic remarks again! *pretends to
be Mustang* So the Philospher's Stone in Lior was fake as well? *nods head* How long are you going
to continue using military funds on this wild goose chase? *snaps fingers with a "ding" sound* Oh?
Where's Edward-kun? *back to being Ed* I'm here! *pretends to be Mustang again* I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
*Al sweat drops* I couldn't see you because of the pile of papers. *Al turns his head in another direction*
*Ed laughs like a maniac then sighs*
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Inside East City East Headquarters-----
Breda: Dog!
Havoc: What's wrong, Breda?
Breda: Havoc! Be careful! That... That!
*Riza, Havoc and Farman looks at the dog (Black Hayate)*
Riza, Havoc and Farman: Huh?
Riza: What's this?
Farman: I believe it's a dog. Carnivora Canidae, it's scientific name is...
Riza: I didn't ask that, Warrant Officer Farman.
Farman: *salutes* Excuse me, Lieutenant Hawkeye.
-----------------Skips a lil bit ;---------------
Havoc: You're going to take care of it?
Fuery: I wish I could, but you know, Lieutenant Havoc... Animals aren't allowed in the dorms.
Riza: We can't take care of it here in the office, though.
Fuery: It was shivering in the rain, I just can't bear it... Can someone take care of it?
Farman: I live in the dorms, as well.
Breda: No. I hate dogs.
Fuery: * sighs in disappointment*
Havoc: *snatches the dog* Then I'll keep it. I like dogs.
Fuery: Thank you very much, Lieutenant!
Havoc: *toothpick twitches* I heard the're good when stir-fried.
Fuery: *jaw drops*
Havoc: In the East, they raise them for consumption. Red dogs in particular are...
Riza: * snatches the dog from Havoc* Let's find another person.
Fuery: Yes.
Havoc: I was only kidding!
Riza, Farman and Fuery: * stares at Havoc*
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Ed and Al sits in the corridor of the East HQ----
Ed: We're not in the position to take care of any animals... You shouldn't have picked
him up.
Al: But he was shivering in the cold... I can take care of it, right?
Ed: No! Put it back where it was.
Al: *pushes Ed high in the air*
Ed: *screams*
Al: Brother, you idiot! You fiend! *runs away, "crying"*
Ed: Don't run! You're hurting the cat!
Al: I know, I know!
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In Mustang's office------
Ed: *deep in thought*
Roy: Lookslike you gather attention wherever you go.
Ed: You mean at Lior City? You were the one who gave my information on the fake Philospher's Stone.
Roy: But I didn't tell you to make the head priest lose his believers.
Ed: Now, as a result, East Headquarters is going to govern that city now, right? Wait, don't tell me that
you were planing this from the beginning...
Roy: I heard that Xenotime, Magwar's ansion was destroyed and that he is currently missing.
Ed: Really? Where was this Xenotime?
Roy: Could you submit a report on the Red Water as well? Also, I recieved a call from the police in the
tourist city of Aquroya. Is it ture that the face of the Psiren under the mask is beautiful?
Ed: *blushes* You've made your point that you know everything we did.
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Hughes: *shows picutre of Elysia on a tricycle* Look, look. Elysia can ride a tricycle now. And she follows
me around wherever I go! *kisses the photo*
Ed: You haven't changed at all, Major...
Hughes: I have more. Want a look?
Ed: No... By the way, you should have told us if you were going to come here.
Hughes: But I want to see Mustang's surprised face!
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Ed: Dr. Marco... Dr. Marco... Damn it, all records of him have been erased! The only way now is beat up the
Colonel and make him spill the information.
Hughes: *enters the room*
Al: Beat up...? Brother, please...
*meow*
Ed: You still have that...?
Al: Well, um, the rain hasn't stopped, so...
Hughes: Hey. I forgot to tell you something important back there.
Ed: *glares sharply at Hughes* What is it?
Hughes: *jumps back and clears throat* So... This year's assessment will take place here, not Central City.
Ed: Assessment?
Al: The assessment to update one's State Alchemist qualification?
Hughes: I'll let you know the rules later on...
Ed: Wait, Major...
Hughes: Lieutenant Colonel!
Ed: I have an assessment method I want to try out.
Hughes: What?
Ed: Right? * looks at Al*
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Riza: I heard that if he wins... ...the Colonel has to take care of a cat.
Fuery: A cat? Then I'll have to give up asking him about this dog.
*Roy enters the room*
Fuery: Yes?
Roy: *takes the dog* A dog. *stares at the dog, smiles* A good dog!
Fuery: Really?
Roy: Of course. It's loyalty is most admirable! It must listen to his master's orders! It will not complain, even if
you treat them harshly. And it does not require a salary! Yes, it's a human slave! They're so nice, I love dogs!
*laughs his head off*
Fuery: * turns blank and jaw drops*
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Hughes: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Eastern Headquarters! By the way, this is... My daughter,
who turned 3 this year! *all military personnel throw furniture, boots, drinks, steel? o.O at Hughes*
----the things tip over the picture of Elysia, and squishes Hughes...----------
Hughes: (now wrapped in bandages) Moving right along. Today's main event! In the red corner, the Flame
Alchemist... Roy Mustang! *people shout: Get me a promotion like him! Give back my girlfriend!* In the blue
corner, the Full Metal Alchemist... Edward Elric! *people shout: Where is he? He is so small! I can't see him! An
elementary school kid? Do your best bean boy!
Ed: *glares* STOP CALLING ME SMALL!
Al: Calm down, Brother.
Ed: Oh, well... Today is an important day, where I can hit the Colonel's face in front of everyone without any
consequences.
Al: But, Brother, I thought the Colonel helped us out...
Ed: He used me like a slave, threatening that he will reveal my secret.
Al: So, do you have a plan?
Ed: I'LL HIT HIM WITH MY FIST!
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Ed runs into the crowd of military personnel-----
Roy: Now... It's fairly difficult to hit a target when it's so small.
Ed: DON'T CALL ME SMALL!
Roy: Anger the nemy to disturb him. Do not give in the enemy's provocations.
All military personnel around Ed drop their jaws, this includes Ed himself----
Ed: *military personnel flying everywhere* You've got to be kidding!
Roy: Looks like I over did it...
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Ok, maybe... I lil too much??

*laughing hysterically on the floor* Stop, stop, you are killing me!!

Ha ha ha!!! The miniskirts quote is the best XD

But this one also made me laugh (if its already posted...shoot me...)

Crosse: You call yourselves alchemists?! You're nothing but a chibi and an armor otaku!

Ed: ...chibi?!

Al: Armor otaku...?

Ed: Small you say! Well someday I'll be ultra-big!

Crosse: Really? Chibi! Chibi! Ultra-hyper-super-chibi!

Ed: Shut up! And why the heck do you dress as a paperboy?!

Crosse: ...none of your business!

*Crosse kicks dirt into Ed's face, runs off, and Ed is left angry. And Al is sobbing...*

This was from the book, but I was laughing so hard that the people in the cubicals around me were staring at me >>

Ed: You'll pay, and don't worry, I won't take pitty on you because you're an old geezer.
Russell: Phew, sure is tiring looking down on someone for so long. I guess you wouldn't understand....
In just a few moments, the two had forgotten their objectives. This was personal.


Well, I guess you gotta read the two pages up to those quotes to find the humor in it XD

wow, I'm puzzled at the english dubbing translation O.o.

More funny quotes! XD (some of them I wrote by memory, so they may not be the exact words):

Ross/Bross?: So, why are you in that armor?
Ed and Al simultaneusly and nervously: It's a hobby

Hughes:...I'm telling you! she's an angel! a diva!!...
Roy: Hughes.... I'm working!
Hughes: eh?!!!! what a coincidence!! I'm working too!! hahahahhaha

Riza: Sorry for the interruption, but let me give you an advice... A baby doesn't born in just two months!!!! (NOTE: Two?)
Hughes: huh? What did you say?... there's no use with this phone...!
Farman: There's no use with YOU!

Al: and how is that truth?...
Ed/Izumi: Hyper like this... *shake hands weirdly*

Winry: Elysia! How old are you? ^^
Elysia: Tw-!............Twee!
Hughes: Ohhhh!!!! so cute!!!!
Gracia: Obsesive parent...

Ling: Go on by yourself...
Ed: Ha! you have no guts! Then I'll just allow myself to keep walking on my own. There's no way I can die in a place like this! ....*turns around* I'm really going by myself!....... *keeps walking and again turns around* I'm really am!! *keeps walking some more and turns again around* I'm leaving you behind!!! *finally takes Ling in his arms*


Barry calls roy
Roy: What are you talking about Ba-............................ BUNNY!!!! How are you???? You know you are not supposed to call me to the military phones!
Barry: Oh, mister Roy!!! I'm soweeee~!!! <--Starts talking fluffy and flirty with him

Barry to Al: It's more supposed to be like: gyaaaaahhh!!! or WAhhhh!!!! or What the hell is that body!!!!!
Al: *takes his head off as well*
Barry: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BODY, YOU WIERDO!!!

Roy: How do Lust and Envy look like?
Barry: Lust is like this... *makes typical female form in the air with his hands* She looks really soft and easy to chop... And envy is a bit bony, his body is small too so he doesn't seem funny to chop... what's wrong?
Roy: No... never mind....


I'll post more sometime XDDD

Hahaha!!! OMG! lmao......... I love that Ling one...that scene was soo freaking funny!!

Barry quotes are love <333

XDDDD haha, I know.... I just couldn't stop laughing with all those scenes...

Hehehe!! Those are funny!!
Yeah, I love Barry's funny antics.
This thread is getting better and better!! XD

OMG that is soooo awsome

From Manga:

*Ling and Ed have just ended up somewhere *

Ed: You're not Envy in disguise are you?

Ling: Oh come on...Then how about I list from the top the menu of the room service we ate at the hotel you were staying at?

Ed: *angry look* Ok, you're the real Ling.

Ling: You aren't a fake too, are you, you be--

Ed: WHO'S A BEAN!?

Ling: All right, you're real


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Also in Manga, after Lab 5, and Ed is in the hospital. Winry is there fixing his arm and Hughes comes in:

Hughes: *bursts through the door* Hey Ed! You getting it on with a woman in your hospital room!?

Ed: *flomps to the floor* She's my automail mechanic!

Hughes: Oh, so you seduced a mechanic?

Winry: ...................................?

Ed: *flipping out* I say it like that, he says it like this!

Hughes: You'll open your wounds that way.

hahah yeah XD and how about this other ones, fromt he manga too: (I don't recall them very well, sorry XD)

Ling: So how about I go with you?
Ed: GO BY YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al: hey, brother, I'm glad you made a friend! *reffering to ling*
Ed: He's not my friend!!!

scene where after Ed goes back to winry with the hand completly broken and we see them running in the beach:
Aldog: woof!woof!
Ed: ahahaha... catch me if you caaan ~
Winry with a mechanical saw: wait you little~

Ling: don't worry about such a little thing! XD
ED: DON'T SAY SMALL!!!
Al: he says it as a reflex

lmao...those are funny! hehehe....here are some more from the Anime :

Klose - You call youreselves alchemists? You're just a short guy and a armor freak!
Ed - Short...?
Al - Armor freak...?
Ed - Don't call me short! I'm going to become ultra-tall later!
Klose - You're short right now, though! Shorty! Shorty! Ultra hyper super shorty!
Ed - Shut up!
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(Hughes is on the phone with Mustang, again)
Hughes: I advise you make some friends. People who will support you when the time comes. Which is why I make this crucial suggestion...
(suddenly lowering his voice to a barely audible whisper)
Hughes: You find yourself a wife!
(Mustang slams the phone down)

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Hughes: I have great news!
Mustang: Your men have caught Scar?
Hughes: No, why would that be great news?

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Ed: On your knees!
*Russell ignores him*
Ed: I said get down on the ground!
Russell: Why, so we can see eye-to-eye? Surely you must be used to people looking down on you

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Yeah..Barry really is a great comic relief. Too bad bones

[spoiler] Killed him off like a punk bitch![/spoiler]

I'm beginning to notice some of these quotes are from the manga viewer.
On a similar note, the manga viewer context and the sold manga context are completely different.

Barry: I really like strong women.
Riza: Don't change the subject!
Barry: ... I think I'm in love, Missy.
Riza: ... huh?

Roy: Ah, hey Lieutenant. Isn't this your night off?
Riza: Yeah, about that... I caught some weirdo.
Barry: <3 <3 <3~

Riza: Sorry to bother you at such a busy time, Colonel...
Roy: O_O
Barry: Missy, who's this punk?!
Riza: Hey you, be quiet!
Roy: >_> Move aside Lieutenant. Tonight the flame power will be extra strong.
Barry: ???

I love all the Barry and Lin(g) quotes XD

This one at Rush Valley(a while before they met Lin and Winry is gettin Ed's automail parts) is funny

Al & Ed: So, what are we supposed to do during that time?
Garfiel: *takes of strap of shirt* I'll show you around *winks*
AL&Ed :*runs*

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on the train to Central

Ed : stand up, Lin
*now we can see height difference and Ed goes through a series of position changes*
Ed: GEEZER FACE!!
AL & WInry: He changed the subject!!!
XDDD

LOL!! Lots of funny manga moments!!
@Aoko-chan - I love the train scene where Ed realized Lin's hight!! Poor Ed!! XD
And, GaluxKitty, I love that whole sequence between Roy, Riza and Barry when Barry fell in love with Riza!! That one was so whacky and funny!!

hahahahahaha yeah XDD I laughed hard XDDDDD the manga is great for laughing... XDDDDD

Ed: Come on! Move your butt into the car and go away!
Roy: What?! Are you telling me to leave here two kids in such a dangerous place?!
Ed: YOU ARE A NUISANCE!!!
AL: GO AWAY!!!!
Riza: Really, colonel, you are not being usefull.
ED: >_> Really, this damn colonel...
Roy:.....Useless.... use... incompetent?...

Al with the Panda in his hands: oh.. he's shivering...
Ed: Of course he's shivering! He's being hold by such a huge hands!
Panda: *bites Ed*
Ed: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! THROW IT!!! THROW IT THROUGH THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Al: *Gives his finger to the panda to bite* it's ok... it doesn't hurt... calm down... ^^
Panda: !!!!! *Imagines a life piramide where Ed and Yoki are below the ameabas and paramethiums, then above the amoebas is Scar, and above him are the panda and the little girl and above them all is Al.*

FROM THE BOOK IN FIGURE RED:

Winry *trembling in the floor and reffering to the automail*: How could you run it this much in such a short period of time....... .....W-H-Y!!.... *super angry*AND YOU EVEN NEVER GAVE US A SINGLE PHONE CALL!!!!!!
ED: *equally energetic* THEY ARE GIFTS!!!! TAKE IT!!!!!!!!
Ed/Winry: .... *intense gaze, Winry with her mechanical tool and Ed with the gifts in front of him and slightly backwards*

Winry: DON'T TELL ME YOU BROKE IT AG...!
Ed: It's a gift....... *evil smile...*
Winry: Al-alright... alright...

Ed: By the way, why did you start wearing earrings? Do you wanna be super hot or... *he's smashed by the mechanical tool*
Winry: shut up!!

Al: YOU KEPT MAKING MORE HOLES SO CARELESSLY JUST BECAUSE OF THAT??!!!
ED: STUPID!!! YOU ARE SO STUPID!!!!
WINRY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN STUPID!!
ED: STU-PID!!! STU-PID!! I'M NOT GONNA I'M NOT GONNA BUY YOU ANYMORE GIFTS!!!!
WINRY: The person that says Stupid more becomes stupid, ya know!!
Ed: Then idiot! you idiot!
WINRY: Why you bean!!!
Pinako *smoking*: It's so peacefull....

I know this was already said but in the game (which I finally rented last night, getting off of my lazy arse ):

Roy: I'm sorry, but I don't accept gifts from another man

and

Hughes: What? Are you trying to fancy my daughter at the age of two?!
Al: Wow, Ed, I never knew you started that young.

Or something like that

And then I died when Mustang's named was changed from Mustang to Useless when Hawkeye said that he was useless in the rain. XD

Dude, where was that from? I think I must've missed it, or can't remember... @_@

XD Wish I had a PS2 so I could play the game... changing Roy's name to "Useless" would've made em laugh for ages.

that's from the manga,latest chapters, I think XD

my god, i think i laughed for like a week after that XD

my absolute favorite quote of all time has to be...

"this is the first time i've been treated like luggage since i became a suit of armor..." T_T ~al, boxed and surrounded by SHEEP, in chapter 8 of the manga.

and of course, can't pass by here without the mandatory insane barry the chopper quote:

Col. Mustang: "What do those two look like?"
Barry: "Lust is like this... she looks really soft and easy to chop. And Envy is a bit bony, his body is small too, so he doesn't look fun to chop..."
~from chapter 31 of the manga.

man, the manga has the funniest quotes ever! X3

Dude..that's the dope...I just watched that Alchemy Exam episode last night! I laughed my way through it...and one moment, when Al was with Ed talking late at night, after the birth, I was tearing up because it was suddenly remorseful....never mind. Love your pick though!

Hey, where is that Ling scene from exactly?

Ling Yao only appears in the manga version


When they come back to Rush valley in vol8:

Garfiel: Yep, seems like they're Winry's friends.
Baninya: Friends! That means Al and... Ed *points at lump on the floor*
Winry: This thing used to be him.

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Winry: I'll order some parts, so go around to kill some time.
Ed: What do you mean kill some time?
Garfiel: *taking off his straps* Should I take care of you guys? <3
Ed & Al: WE'LL GO TAKE A WALK!!

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When Ran Fan & Fu are sitting on top of the train:

Ed: They're getting a free ride!! SECURITY!!

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The whole "Elizabeth, Jacqueline, and Kate" conversation is also a classic XD

heres quotes from the movie (Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shambala):
SPOILER, READVIF U WANNA GET SPOILT. I WARNED YOU!
[spoiler]scene where ed and al just beated the bad guy--------
Ed: Let's go.
Al: *o.O*
Ed: This castle is going to explode soon.
Al: *O.O* Why?!
Ed:*with "Armstrong stars"* I didn't like it so i destryed a bunch of places.
*looks back at what he just did*
Al: *now in shock and horror*Why do you always act without thinking?!
Ed: *nice and calm* Be quiet, i can't undo what i've already done. So let's go! *evil grin*
Al: *shaking hands* I'm going to disappear! My soul is tied to the amor with this!
Ed: It's ok, i'll do something about it!
castle tumbles down------
Ed: *screams*Were going to sink... Let me borrow your head!
Al: What are you doing, give it back!!!
Ed: Idiot, let go! Were going to sink!!
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snowing heavily---------
Havoc: *shouts* Colonel! Where are you Colonel!
Roy: *now no longer covered in snow* Lt. Havoc, Lt.Breda; thank you for comming all the way here.
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Lior------
Armstrong: I, Armsrong; will fully co-operate with Lior's administration and contruct Central's admistration
here. You guys can witness the new age of city making that represents the East!
*hits the ground with his alchemy things and turns the snack shop into something like a bar and has a giant
golden Armstrong on top* I will give this shop to you! *places hands on the shopeeper's shoulders*
Shopkeeper: *O.O* What splendid performance...
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I laughed my head off watching the movie!

How are people already watching the movie...has it come out in the U.S. already?

that one of Roy of the movie I found that quite pathetic more than funny ^^U...

@I'M the other LUST: it's because there's a camcoder raw out on the internet.

if we're talking about the movie, i really liked the "run! - which way?! - just RUN! - which WAY?!" one. lol. not explaining that one more because i'm lazy and don't want to have to put spoiler tags. haha.

Back on topic:

From the manga.

Alphonse to Cornello (however it's spelled)

Al: Come down while you're still not hurt.

"Bingo da ze!"
-Ed, volume 1 of the manga. (I think he also says it in episode 20, or so. I don't know why that phrase amuses me so.)

okies, I gots 2 qoutes. the first one I was drinking pepsi when i heard it and i couldnt stop laughing, so naturally there was pepsi everywhere!

episode 13
Hughes: coincidentally, take a look *unveils giant pic of alysia* my daughter, who turned 3 this year, isnt she adorable?!
Audience: *boos and throws stuff at hughes, knocking the giant picture over*
Hughes: AHH NO DONT FALL ON DADDY! ALYSIA!!!!

episode ??? ((night of the chimera's cry))
Hughes: LOOK ALYSIA! YOUR BIG BROTHER ED IS HERE!
Gracia: *takes alysa from hughes* Ed's trying to tell you something. besides, i dont mind holding her!
Hughes: T.T back to work,..

Episode 13
Ed: DONT CALL ME SHORT, ILL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!

episode ??? (( episode where al is kidnapped))
Greed: Im sorry, who the hell are you?
Izumi: PISSED OFF!!!


((oh, and those qoutes from the game ahd me and my friends laughing for hours! but since im a royXed supporter, when
I saw the "im sorry i cant accept a gift like this from another man" i was FREAKING OUT!))


Sorry that was more than 3 quotes...i wasnt thinking.....

"Nqaaarrgh!! Conveniently awaken, my telepathic powers!! Accept the mind-link little brotheeeeer!! Elric telepathy!"

Best line of all time.

Newly acquired quote...

Gluttony: Can I eat him? Please!? Please!?

Envy: Well we did skip desert...

-Gluttony emits a guttural shriek and eats fat man.-

(From Episode 18 when Ed tries to transmute the books in the burnt down library and the wind blows the ashes away."



DENNY BLOCH: Wow strong wind. Is that what I was supposed to be watching out for?



Denny is just too cute and clueless.

This probably was said, but, I love this:

Hughes: And today is my daughter's third birthday!!
Crowd: *boos and throws stuff*
Hughes: ELYSIA! DON'T FALL ON DADDY! ELYSIA!!!

it was so cute ;_; that whole episode is like my favorite quote.

HAHAHAH! I loved that Hughes seen!

Roy and Hughes are chattin about the Scar incedint

Hughes on phone: Look out for Scar, he's dangerous...so maybe you should...
*whispers* Hurry up and get married..!
Roy: *slams phone* URUSAI!!
Riza: COLONEL! Please slam that phone quietly!

I LOVE THAT!! LMAO

Yeah, that was hilarious.

Oh yeah, that one was funny.

He was also funny when Maria and Denny first met Ed and Al accompanied by Armstrong, at the Central train station, and after they mistook Al for the fullmetal and Ed getting pissed off, Denny says something like, "It's just that I thought you were more FULL, with more METAL." XD