QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Sep 16 2005, 09:48 PM)
Women, for reasons I'll never be able to comprehend, seem more drawn to guys that are bound to treat them like shit than to anyone else.
Doesn't exactly bode well for someone like me.
well then, i guess you have no other choice than to, follow the example of bobby brown, ike turner, and joe jackson. start beating up women...
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Sep 16 2005, 10:12 PM)
The young hip hop guys now a days are just a bunch of wankers. Their crude pick up lines, which I've been subjected to, are just.........ugh! I don't know how they get women but they do.
you see that guys? lines rarely work and make you look like an ass...
here a few tips from me, gentlemen:
- picking up women is like hunting... you can't just stand in the middle of a forrest with an orange vest and just start blindly shooting and hope that you hit something. translation... pick your moments and approach very carefully. the ambush is a very effective technique.... when women go to somewhere that is based on the premise of women meeting men (ie. clubs, bars, parties, etc) they have their bs shields up. so how do we counteract this anti-bs phenomenom? simple approach them when they least expect it. next time you're at dunkin donuts waiting on line for a bagel and you see a nice attractive young lady, go up and start a nice conversation... NOTE: try to be the least creepy/needy as you can, else you may just get the cops called on you.
- LINES ARE SHIT!!! there is only one "line" that you will EVER need...
"hi my name is [insert name here] and i was just wondering if i can join you"
if you are smooth enough to pull it off, you can modify it to the following:
you: hi my name is [insert name here]. what's your name?
young lady: hi i'm [insert name here]
you: well [her name], i was just standing over there and just felt that i couldn't pass up a chance to come over here meet you....
ok the next part is the tricky part..
you: ... i was wondering if perhaps i could join you/take you out for dinner or lunch sometime. [in the best joking/jovial tone you can muster] if you're not interested thats cool too, i'm not some random freak off the street or nothing. i would just hate to pass up an opportunity to get to know someone like you just cause i didn't come over here...
- finally, there's a saying "a thousand no's lead to a yes". but this doesn't mean you can just be an ass and hit on everything that moves... be like a ninja...pick your spots, have a plan in your head as you are going over, but be ready to freestyle it, and never let them see it coming.