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hitokiri

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How to hold a trial:
Getting started
1) If any sees the following it should be reported here:
  • Suspected Art theft,
  • Repeated n00bish behavior that isn't strictly against the rules. (Adding pointless images to posts, ect.)
The rest is covered in the forum rules and does not require a court case IMO. Art theft is against the rules but normally requires proof and is well suited to the courts.
2) On reporting, any member may request that a mod approved member*1 send a summons*2.
3) The reporting member can go back about their business.
4) Mods then decide if they want to allow this case to go ahead and either grant or deny permission for someone to send a summons. (If denied then reasons would be liked but not required)
5) When the accused reports to this thread the case will begin.

Art theft trail.
Once the accused has reported here the fun will begin.
1) The prosecution*3 will post a link to the artwork(s) in question and where possible links to the actual piece.

2) The accused may defend themselves:
If the art is from DA (as most pieces are) and they claim it's from their own account then will be asked to change their real name (on their DA profile) to "Innocent" thus proving their claim. They go free. biggrin.gif

If it's from another site the link should be in the description/post and the artist credited (even if it means crediting yourself). They will be asked to provide Line-art/a photo of the piece next to the computer (open on this site ofcourse). If neither modes of defence are possible (That's possible not practical) then it's down to mod discretion on how to continue.

3) Failing to meet these requirements will result in whatever punishment the mods feel will be most enjoyable.

Repeated n00bish behavior
After the accused has reported here:
1) The prosecution will post a link to the post recent acts (hoping to whoever that the mods did not delete them all).

2) The accused may try and explain why they have maintained poor behavior.

3) Pending any unforseen interference from Perry Mason the Mods will "Layeth down the Smackage."

The accused's "rights"
The accused is still a member of this forum and the prosecution will maintain their usual level of respect when dealing with said member.
If the member feels he or she is being treated unjustly then they may have a mod review the session.
If found inncoent of all "crimes" then they are free to to post without malice (read: you can't keep calling them an art thief and you will forget this incident for the time being.)

*1: These are (surprise) a short list of members who may send the summons.
*2: The summons will be sent by PM (yeah, I'm not leaving anything out here) and may be composed however the sender wants. Keep it formal though. wink.gif Provide a summation of the charges so the accused can form some kind of defense.
*3: The prosecution will be the person sending the summons (unless real life gets in the way.) They may use any evidence from the GG or GP.

Written by Popogeejo.

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ok so apparently there has been an influx of noobs and noobish behavior.... and while the gp is efficient, i believe that even noobs have rights... well as long as said rights are entertaining to the general public...

so here's the idea. you find a noob or example of noobish behavior, send a report of it to the gp, and then bring them to "trial (by fire)" here. either i, or some other qualified noobologist, hold them accountable for their crimes. oh and you get to act as the jury...

oh yeah, one more thing... we are honored to have as bailiff... the one, the only....



RICHARD (FREAKIN') MOLL!!!!
Celestial Shadow
OMG I LOVE YOU! *Cries* I-it's my dream come true...
Ed#1Fan2.0
who should be the first n00b brought to court?
foolmetal alchemist
Ooh~! I'm loving this thread... ohmy.gif

I'll be sure to bring some candidates soon.
Quistis88
I remember there was an idea like this quite some time ago (some IM chat; I recall Slash being there), but it never really came to fruition on the forum.

Perhaps we should only deal with the serious and controversial crimes of the n00b population. If it's trivial, then it probably needn't be reported.
Celestial Shadow
Oh, and, um, what if they're acting n00bish but not officially breaking any rules...?
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Oh, oh, oh!!! ohmy.gif

Can I be the executioner! I can lop heads off real good. biggrin.gif

Please, please, please!

*jumps up and down excitedly*
hitokiri
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Sep 7 2005, 08:31 PM)
Oh, oh, oh!!! ohmy.gif

Can I be the executioner! I can lop heads off real good. biggrin.gif

Please, please, please!

*jumps up and down excitedly*
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sure, but fyi... our prefered method is a combination of flaying, burning and stoning to death... noobs deserve nothing less
Carnal Malefactor
QUOTE(Ed#1Fan2.0 @ Sep 7 2005, 07:25 PM)
who should be the first n00b brought to court?
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silver bg seems to be the most flagrant of offenders.

Laffe is certainly up there [though the ICC might deny us the opportunity to try him because he's a dirty foreigner]
Mrs. Edward Elric
Lol, can't wait till the first official nOOb trial biggrin.gif
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Sep 7 2005, 04:33 PM)
sure, but fyi... our prefered method is a combination of flaying, burning and stoning to death... noobs deserve nothing less
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Really?
That sound even better than beheading. Do you think we can use the hook too? I've always like that one and that way we can use the guilty as a pinata as well. tongue.gif

*goes to collect rocks*
Celestial Shadow
Answer my question someone dry.gif I wanna go n00b hunting!
hitokiri
QUOTE(Celestial Fangirl @ Sep 7 2005, 08:30 PM)
Oh, and, um, what if they're acting n00bish but not officially breaking any rules...?
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well, i supposed we can try them in the lesser noob misdemeanor court... no death penalty there... just some mild caning.
Willow
N00b court... interesting... ph34r.gif
Celestial Shadow
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Sep 7 2005, 07:44 PM)
QUOTE(Celestial Fangirl @ Sep 7 2005, 08:30 PM)
Oh, and, um, what if they're acting n00bish but not officially breaking any rules...?
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well, i supposed we can try them in the lesser noob misdemeanor court... no death penalty there... just some mild caning.
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Alright! I plan to bring back some n00bs within 24 hours! *Goes off stalking*
Carnal Malefactor
The Executions might have to be done in Texas. I think most states would consider n00bs unfit to stand trial, or something...
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Nonsense!

The state doesn't have to know about anything. We can hold the trials in our underground lair. ph34r.gif
Zarpia
QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Sep 7 2005, 07:54 PM)
The Executions might have to be done in Texas. I think most states would consider n00bs unfit to stand trial, or something...
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Here? I get to be the first in line to see the executions laugh.gif
mei_tenshi
Wow. I haven't been this excited about a thread in a long time. Thank you, Hito! biggrin.gif
silver bg
Oh my god. You people are trying to draw away members. You want it to be your own world or something?

Just checking replys in peeny thoughts
mei_tenshi
QUOTE(silver bg @ Sep 7 2005, 08:41 PM)
Oh my  god. You people are trying to draw away members. You want it to be your own world or something?

None but the n00bish would be tried here. If you don't act n00bish, you've got nothing to fear. This simply allows a more systematic way of dealing with n00bishness.

QUOTE(silver bg @ Sep 7 2005, 08:41 PM)
Just checking replys in peeny thoughts
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Then...what brings you to Spam Central? huh.gif
silver bg
I was bored >.< But still I think you would like new members . (but thats just my view as an admin)
Ailuro
Can I request that *~Envy~* whatever-person be put on trial? mellow.gif
hitokiri
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Sep 8 2005, 12:03 AM)
Can I request that *~Envy~* whatever-person be put on trial? mellow.gif
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can we get some examples of this noobish-ness? links and/or screen captures would do...
Ailuro
There is an ample amount of evidence in this thread: Monster of a thread mellow.gif

*is afraid she'll get flamed*
Envy's lil' miniskirt
Yes!

I think he sould stand trial! Doesn't he have a 30% warn level?

*starts to stack stones*
Carnal Malefactor
Is this gonna be like a military tribunal, or a traditional 12-member panel?
hitokiri
hmmm... i haven't really browse through all of it yet but i don't think his behavior is to the level that would require the intervention of this court and mr. moll. most of the things he says are, while at times dumb and reactionary, on topic. unless you can bring show some further evidence, i don't think we have a case here.
Martel
Oh my God! You people are obsessed! Be nice to the poor n00bs! ::points at everyone else:: You were all n00bs at one point in time too and don't bother to deny it! Killing n00bs... what nonesense.
Quistis88
We're not killing them, per se. Just setting them straight, so that they, in turn, someday, can provide a good example for the following generations of forum users. smile.gif
Ailuro
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Sep 7 2005, 08:41 PM)
hmmm... i haven't really browse through all of it yet but i don't his behavior is to the level that would require the intervention of this court and mr. moll. most of the things he says are, while at times dumb and reactionary, on topic. unless you can bring show some further evidence, i don't think we have a case here.
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Meh, if you were here when all that PH business was breaking loose, you'd agree like that. *snaps* unsure.gif
Martel
Oh no, are you classifying n00bs as people that took part in the party house?! Because I've seen worse n00bs than that on these forums.
hitokiri
there are two categories of new members.... people and the morlocks, aka the noobs.

people act like, well, people. they have common sense and a generally reasonable demeanor.

now the noobs are infantile and grating. they bring down society as a whole and must be made to pay for their actions. they require "reeducation", as it were.

that is where noob court and mr. moll come in.
Ailuro
QUOTE(Martel @ Sep 7 2005, 09:35 PM)
Oh no, are you classifying n00bs as people that took part in the party house?!  Because I've seen worse n00bs than that on these forums.
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I said nothing of the sort.
Envy's lil' miniskirt
QUOTE(Martel @ Sep 7 2005, 09:12 PM)
Oh my God! You people are obsessed! Be nice to the poor n00bs! ::points at everyone else:: You were all n00bs at one point in time too and don't bother to deny it! Killing n00bs... what nonesense.
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I was never a n00b. Newbie, yes, n00b no.

I could always use proper grammar and spelling and most people know what the hell I'm talking about.
Ailuro
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Sep 7 2005, 09:57 PM)
I was never a n00b. Newbie, yes, n00b no.

I could always use proper grammar and spelling and most people know what the hell I'm talking about.
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Meh, ditto. Just look at my very first post for proof. =P
Carnal Malefactor
I've never been a n00b under any circumstance! From the moment I came out of the womb, I was a respectable netizen! cool.gif
Celestial Shadow
What really amazes me is how people can use the net for over 5 years, be over 18, and still babble on like a 2 year old...

@Bacon- Why do I doubt that?
«°~Envy™~°»
The oh so famous nOOb court I have been hearing all about the past two days, and Oh my Ailuro Nice seeing you here
Excel Aishi
T_ T I'm paranoid of turning into a n00b. If i'm not already guilty of many horrible n00b moments...
The RZA
I'm going to make sure I stay away from n00bish behavior.
hitokiri
seeing as how people are crying out for blood to be shed, and this is an election year. the noob court proposes that copycat heather elric be brought up on charges of noobish-ness, creating inane threads, and by proxy the advocacy of spam. does the public agree?
mei_tenshi
Yes! Finally, some court action!

But Copycat-Heather-Elric says she's leaving, so any action against/to her would be somewhat anticlimactic...unsure.gif
hitokiri
son of a bitch...
Celestial Shadow
How about that alchemydude90 guy?
mei_tenshi
What's his track record? I know his posts are rather...nonsensical at times, and some of his threads are...strange...but I haven't seen any serious evidence of n00b-ishness on his part.
hitokiri
well i suppose we could try him for noobish thread hijacking/terrorism for showing up and picking fights with me, slash, and arche in the election thread today... what does the public think of that....

note: i can't preside over that trial as i'm involved... noob court judicial ethics and all. which means we're gonna have to bring in a guest judge.
mei_tenshi
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Sep 11 2005, 07:49 PM)
well i suppose we could try him for noobish thread hijacking/terrorism for showing up and picking fights with me, slash, and arche in the election thread today... what does the public think of that....

Fair enough. Disruption of an election process is a serious offense, after all. I say go for it.

QUOTE(hito)
note: i can't preside over that trial as i'm involved... noob court judicial ethics and all. which means we're gonna have to bring in a guest judge.
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I nominate Quis. She has already interceded as mod in the election thread, so it makes sense she would take part in the trial as well.
Quistis88
QUOTE(mei_tenshi @ Sep 11 2005, 08:54 PM)
I nominate Quis. She has already interceded as mod in the election thread, so it makes sense she would take part in the trial as well.

I will take up this position if everyone agrees. As I do not know the details of the situation, please have someone brief me on this. *doesn't recall much of what was in the election thread* I shall remain as unbiased as possible.
The RZA
I agree Quistis should have a postition of power.
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