Jan 2 2010, 06:54 AM
.............i would defy time and space and move.
WWYDI: your idol died
Jan 2 2010, 09:34 AM
:/ I don't have an idol, but supposing I did... Well, I don't know. I'm a little meh about death, it's part of life. At most I'd probably cry or something.
WWYDI you found a Hogwarts acceptance letter under an old pile of junk, and you didn't go because you didn't seethe letter when it arrived all those years ago/last month?
Jan 2 2010, 11:24 AM
I would be like.... "Well... I like Harry Potter... but I'm not obsessed
as much as FMA or anything...But damn! This would've been a great oppurtunity. Damn
WWYDI someone threw a paper shuriken at you and you got a giant cut because of it?
Jan 2 2010, 12:42 PM
Get them with a mechanical pencil, if they want to have an office-supply war.
WWYDI you found someone under your bed?
Jan 2 2010, 12:50 PM
PERV!!!!! *kills person with the closest thing at hand*
WWYDI if suddenly you saw a rocket flying toward you?? (Dont forget that the rocket can follow your body temperature anywhere!!)
Jan 2 2010, 01:44 PM
"Oh fudgerini!" and run to the nearest cliff-like object I could find because I alwas wanted to die falling... not by being hit by a rocket. So I'd jump and say "Yeaaahhhh, homeydawbizkit, I showed you. I'ma die befo' you kill me, yo."
WWYDI if your last dream wasn't a dream but it really happened?
Jan 2 2010, 02:20 PM
...If it were the last one I remembered, anyway, I'd be traumatized massively.
WWYDI you were suddenly genderflipped for no apparent reason?
Jan 2 2010, 04:20 PM
Adapt, get help from my friends to help me get used to it.
WWYDI a tyranical alien planet took over earth and kept surveilance on all humans.
Jan 3 2010, 12:44 AM
Why the frip does an alien care what I'm doing? Unless it's trying to keep the human population under control, in which case I'm among the least of its worries anyway. At any rate I'd go back and forth between working out ways to avoid the surveillance and wearing increasingly outlandish, ironic tinfoil hats.
WWYDI the government started tracking everything you did?
Jan 3 2010, 09:28 AM
Is it too late? no, seriously i might be sorta embarrassed.
WWYDI the sky fell?
Jan 3 2010, 09:46 AM
Apologise to Chicken Licken.
WWYDI your school bag split in the street (has happened to me, needless to say, that was a bad day)
Jan 3 2010, 09:50 AM
*(&^%(^IT THAT WAS MY LAPTOP. Then I'd cry, and frantically check to see if my laptop yet lived.
WWYDI your air conditioner/heater stopped working?
Jan 3 2010, 10:02 AM
Eat for heat! Now I have a reason to feast!
WWYDI you had a WWYDI question you couldn't answer?
Jan 3 2010, 10:35 AM
Mumble a reply or ask my sister who is almost always sitting behind me on her laptop. Or, just not answer and wait for somebody to post a question I /can/ answer.
WWYDI you couldn't think of a WWYDI question?
Jan 3 2010, 10:43 AM
Post a question like the one i just posted
WWYDI all music and ability to make music was destroyed?
Jan 3 2010, 12:20 PM
Slowly descend into the madness that the music was keeping back.
WWYDI you could suddenly use alchemy? (Specifically, the first thing you would do.)
Jan 3 2010, 12:31 PM
If I were able to use alchemy, then first I'd make my chem grade go up to say... a 100. Cuz alchemy is y'know... a weird way of chemistry. And after that boredom has passed, I would... hide the fact that I was able to do alchemy, cuz face it, what if a curious person popped up on the board and said "LOOK GAIZ! I CAN DOES AL-CHI-MEE" :claps hands: Yeah.. no one would like that.
WWYDI you realized today was your last day on a holiday break and you forgot how to balance equations... which was your only homework.
Jan 3 2010, 12:54 PM
Aw, frip. And then I'd dig out my textbooks.
WWYDI you were snowed in at school?
Jan 3 2010, 02:50 PM
Impossible! I live in Houston, TX!!! But if it, did, that would mean two things for me 1)ZOMG GLOBAL COOLING and 2012 is the end of the world j/k; and 2) OMG THIS IS SO FRICKIN AWESOME!!! Of course, once school ended and we were still snowed in, the higer authority would then tell us to go to the cafeteri or auditorium. Being the theatre kid I am, I would go to the black box and along with some band kids, we'd sneak outside through one of the backdoors and have a snowball fight.
WWYDI If the end of the world was coming and you were at school? And the end of the world was actually... the end of the world- confirmed by everyone. WWIII started, crazy epidemics and famine, etc. etc.
Jan 3 2010, 03:54 PM
Considering the engineering building at my college is a zarking fortress, I'd probably end up hiding out there. What with physics and chem students, we'd get some formidable defenses going, and if we had to get out, there are plenty of tunnels out of there. Had it been my high school, the only thing really to do would be hide out in the band room, since at least I'm with my friends.
WWYDI your best friend turned out to be an alien?
Jan 3 2010, 03:58 PM
WWYDI school got cancelled for a year?
Jan 3 2010, 04:27 PM
Spend a while being utterly useless and lazy, then get tired of lying around/being nagged by my mom and start writing/drawing/coding again and get some sort of job. Hey, tuition money for when school starts up again!
WWYDI books were outlawed?
Jan 3 2010, 04:29 PM
I would be mad.
WWYDI Winry wasn't seen again until the very last chapter of fma?
Jan 3 2010, 04:37 PM
Be mildly annoyed, though not horribly surprised.
WWYDI you randomly woke up in an abandoned research facility?
Jan 3 2010, 04:43 PM
I would be damn surprised. But after some exploring I would find some weapons and escape like they do in some computer games.
WWYD if you woke up and we would have the 2nd world war?
Jan 3 2010, 05:19 PM
Umm... wonder how on earth I time traveled back to WWII. If you meant WWIII, then... I'd dig out a cave and live there for the rest of the war :/
WWYDI you found out you're not human, but are actually made of wax?
Jan 3 2010, 06:30 PM
Wonder how I survived three summers of band camp without literally melting.
WWYDI the world oil supply was suddenly gone? (i.e. cars/planes/what have you no longer run, other associated problems, etc...)
Jan 3 2010, 07:57 PM
I would smile and say "this'll encourage us to be more athletic and healthy and fit".
WWYDI someone said "The only purpose for cows is for them to die so humans can eat them"? (Yeah... someone I knew said this to a vegan I knew... so yeah)
Jan 3 2010, 08:00 PM
Stutter for a bit, then give them a slightly more rational argument. Mind, I've no ethical qualms about eating cows/food livestock (mmm cheeseburger) but it's still a fairly brazen and groundless argument to make that their sole purpose is as food.
WWYDI you developed an allergy to your favorite food?
Jan 4 2010, 01:50 PM
die inside of loss of ability to eat pancakes and profitaroles.
WWYDI: youtube shutdown?
Jan 4 2010, 02:06 PM
I'd be mad, but then I would find another website thats almost like youtube
WWYDI you found out that you were adopted?
Jan 4 2010, 02:15 PM
I don't think I would mind so much. I guess I'd ask why they (my parents) didn't tell me earlier. Did they really have to wait until now, that I'm almost 18? Maybe I'd be a little (but not overly) interested in finding out who my real parents were, and why they decided to give me away.
WWYDI you woke up tomorrow and everyone in the area you live in had been turned into aggressive zombies by some contageus, unidentified disease?
Jan 4 2010, 05:24 PM
Oh, that's easy. Me and my family (assuming my family is spared) would drive down to a friend's house (assuming they're not already zombies), take their guns and go hide in our attic with a crazy supply of food, water, and entertainment. Then we'd make some kind of sign to alert the National Guard or whoever is out there that we're alive inside.
If our neighbors/friends were dead, my family and I would attempt to barricade our doors, window and other potential entrances. Then we would take all our food and some cooking supplies upstairs and into the attic. We would then begin demolishing our staircase (a lot of it, but not all of it, so we could have time.) Then we would break down a small portion of our railing on the balcony (inside and upstairs) that overlooks the foyer and place a 15ft ladder there, which we do have in our attic, in order to get downstairs, if need be. Otherwise, the ladder would be upstairs. We would then camp out and survive upstairs, again signalling the national guard and make as little noise as possible so as not to alert the zombies. At night, we would sleep in shifts and lightly and have blackout curtains. We also have a battery powered radio to keep tabs on the latest news. If we were breached, even if only downstairs, we would retreat to the attic as our last stand with makeshift weapons. If we were to successfully wait it out and have no food left over... then we'd have to venture out and find food. I would mostly likely be sent to do that as I am the most healthy and athletic one my family can depend on... So yah. That really is my zombie plan.
WWYDI Arakawa was suddenly horribly injured and had FMA postponed for a while... (knocks on wood, and God forbid)?
Jan 4 2010, 06:33 PM
AUGH NOOOOOOO and then realize that I should be doing homework anyway.
WWYDI you found a portal to some previously-deemed-fictional universe?
Jan 5 2010, 02:57 AM
QUOTE (sidekick.kep37 @ Jan 4 2010, 05:24 PM)
That really is my zombie plan.
Wow... uh... impressive
Duhh, I'd go through it of course! Without a moments hesitation! (Would it be specified what universe the portal leads to btw? Or might you end up anywhere? Like, in the middle of something like, oh, I don't know, Aliens
WWYDI every disaster movie ever made came true, simultaneously?
Jan 5 2010, 08:18 AM
We'd all die, and I'd go out grumbling about the cruel, cruel scientific inaccuracy of it all.
WWYDI you found yourself in a horror movie?
Jan 5 2010, 01:22 PM
grab a gun and load a full round into the enemies head (suposing it was a murderer like jason) and run a car over their head.
WWYDI: the english language was rendered obselite?
Jan 5 2010, 03:42 PM
I would die seeing as I am a hardcore english person- all around grammar and spelling nazi and I enjoy reading American/English Literature. I know some German and Ilongo, and a tiny bit of Tagalog, but other than that, that's it.
WWYDI shadows were no longer black, but orange.
Jan 5 2010, 04:53 PM
Laugh because Pride is now the color of Cheetos... then I'd get a headache from the color issues.
WWYDI you suddenly were rendered illiterate?
Jan 5 2010, 05:45 PM
lolz at Pride being the color of Cheetos. Hahaha.
Well, I wouldn't be typing this... but also... that would really suck. I would be unable to live my life as I have been and would feel very depressed and... stupid. I would be completly and utterly useless to the world.
Assume Waste Management has bought the property next door to you. What would you do, seeing as you now live next door to a giant landfill?
Jan 5 2010, 07:24 PM
Be really ticked off. Then I would move.
WWYDI you just won 100 million dollars/whatever currency you use?
Jan 5 2010, 11:06 PM
TUITION MONEY! And then... charity... and maybe a small house for when I need one later... and a desktop computer... and software... and travel... and... and... a pony...
WWYDI you managed to get your dream job?
Jan 6 2010, 07:05 AM
end up being blamed for the deaths of my bands fans in the moshpits. lol. and bleeding fingers. ah the life of the metal band guiarist.
WWYDI: you became the most hated person in the world?
Jan 6 2010, 08:35 AM
Well since I'm in my Speech class at the moment (since FM-A.com isn't blocked I've been snatching every oppurtunity to get on this forum during school hours), I already feel like I am the most hated person in the world.... even though this is a class of like 15. Anyways I'm pretty much an outcast here with only one real friend in the class... so whatever. Anyways... If I really was the most hated person in the world, I would no doubt probably commit some kind of self gratification, if not suicide. But being above that, I would just live my life and I wouldn't care. If people wanted to kill me, then I would hopefully go down swinging.
WWYDI guardian angels were proven to exist and you were able to see and speak to yours?
Jan 6 2010, 11:48 AM
Continue with my life as usual, and feel a bit more safer, I guess. At least I'd always have someone to talk to ^^
WWYDI you were of the opposite sex for a day?
Jan 6 2010, 01:12 PM
Oh that'd be fun!... Weird be fun.... Not that I'm metro/homoe/bisexual or anything, but I've always been more of a tomboy than I ever have been a girly-girl. I think I could wreak havoc and itd kinda be... weird for a while, but I think it'd be fun.
WWYDI everyone were stick figures?
Jan 6 2010, 01:52 PM
"Stand back! I'm going to try SCIENCE!"
WWYDI all Internet connection speeds were cut back to dialup?
Jan 6 2010, 09:23 PM
I would make internet speeds fast again. If I couldn't do that I would be angry...
WWYDI FMA ended at ch. 103?
Jan 6 2010, 09:32 PM
WWYDI you inexplicably went blind?
Jan 7 2010, 09:44 AM
go ".... NO GUITAR PRACTICE"
WWYDI: all of earth was evacuated?