Aaah! I woke up this morning to hear the wonderful sound of my sister telling me I can sleep in because school is two hours delayed due to snow. Then again, she came in and said scratch that, the whole day is cancel.
Holy frack, it's snowing like bajeebus. (Bajeebus being jeebus' evil twin, naturally.) The weather was so warm, and suddenly, BAM.
So I had a nice sleep in, tried posting on here, but then the boards went offline. They keep doing that!
So I made breakfast of homemade Churros (Ugh. That pastry bag is messy and useless!) and hot chocolate.
And then my mom and I spent a nice hour and a half discussing all sorts of philosophy in the bath. (The big whirlpool mulitperson one. Lots of bubbles. We also made bubble statues.
Just as I got out of the bath and dried off, the phone rang, and my mom grabbed it, saw it was the US Government. She answered, said it was for me, and then this... sergeant-lieutenant-someone person started talking to me.
So, first he asks if I know what I want to do once I graduate from highschool. Well, I was in a pretty airy, self confident mood (I was just out of a really long bubble bath for crying out loud) and so I told him I was thinking about living in a van by the river. He said that sounds fun, but not very productive.
"Are you gonna bring a fishing pole?.
"Maybe, but I wouldn't eat fish, because they're living creatures too."
"Yeah, I don't really like fish either cause I don't like the way they taste. So does that mean you're a vegetarian?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"Well, aren't the plants also living things? Don't they have a heart?"
"In a way, but slightly less so, and we've developed an understanding, the plants and I."
"That so? Well, so do you have any other real plans for your future, I mean, besides living in a van by the river?"
"Well... I was thinking about taking up dancing..."
"Is that right? Well, if you ever want to consider the military, serve your country and all that cool stuff, give us a call."
"Alright, Will do. Thank you for calling."
I was thinking about going further, but I was almost giggling, and I'm horrible at doing stuff like that without giving myself away and laughing at myself.
Am I going to be blacklisted by the military now for being a lying sarcastic hippy smartaleck?