@Kase: Welcome back, I may or may not have missed you, but it doesn't really matter because I had another "person" to keep me company besides you
Actually I amy not be speaking to you for a while. It seems you made no effort at all to get to a friend's house or anything. That and you blame everything on me!!! Well that is just WRONG.
Anyway, we will be leaving in 2 hours (Guess I have to let her go sometime) for the airport. I suppose if anyone has anything more they want to say, like a second goobye, you now have exactly 1:58 until then.What do you mean, "person"? *slap*
By the way, Kase, welcome back.
See now, that makes no sense, because you're sitting right here and you didn't actually slap me.
You just gave a very false impression of your behaviour. You would never do such a thing as far as I can tell. Plus, isn't that just a lie you told the forum? What are they going to do, thinking you actually hit me?! "Actions" placed within a pair of asterisks do not denote real actions, although there is a small video clip inside my head of me slapping you. Multiple times. Would you want it to stay as a mental video, or turn it into live-action?
Do I get to pause it whenever I want?
Also, what do you think poor EKE-chan is going to think, visions of Goldfish dancing in your head. (albeit, dancing away from palm strikes)
You can pause for as long as you want after you're unconscious.
Visions of you dancing in my head? You mean, like the sugar plum fairy?
I am NOT a fairy. I consider myself more of a wood nymph. Ba-----ka.
I was thinking more along the lines of pausing just before the point of impact. I would then re-route your arm so that when it becomes unpaused, you would indeed be hitting yourself. In fact, that's what a remote would be good for. A pause button for women. OH! Am I right guys? Eh? High five!I hope you realize that there is often more than one remote control . . .
. . . So, there's one for muting women, too?
No, there is no mute feature for women. It's non-existent. An eternal mystery.
So why are we still here? *throws chair* We're wasting time. What kind of host are you? Where are your time management skills?
A chair? Isn't that a little extreme? Oh wait, right, everything you put in asterisks is a lie.
What kind of a host am I? Not sure. I can't be that bad if you're still here? Oh wait, we're still here because of my poor time management? This coming from someone who let herself stay up until 3:30 the night before she has to leave for HK for real? Hmm. Fancy that.
Who says that was entirely my fault?
Well it's kind of hard to blame me when you don't have the capability of speech when tired. If there was a way for you to convey the idea that you actually wanted
to go to bed and I still kept you up, then yes, it would be my fault. (Seriously, she's like a zombie when tired)
Zombie, eh? That's the best state to be in during a forum clean-up run. Everything seems more intolerable then.
Are you a n00b? No.
No, I've given up that life since... well never, but I suppose you could say officially since 500 posts. That's not the path I wanted to be walking down. Too many good people have been caught up in such habits. First, you're posting a little bit insignificantly, then it escalates into full blown flooding and spam. It's a downward cycle kids. Downward. Like the path of your head compared to the pavement. Yeah. Take the hint. DON'T DO SPAM. IT EATS BABIES.
YES, SPAM AND DIE, KIDDIES. IF I COME BACK AND FIND MULTIPLE CRACKS IN THE N00B DAM, THEN SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO MOP UP ALL THE FLOOD DAMAGE. AND GUESS WHO THAT WILL BE? THAT'S RIGHT, THE MODS. MAKE THE MODS DO MORE WORK THAN THEY HAVE TO AND WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU CAN NEVER WORK ANYWHERE AGAIN.
(How dare you? Spam doesn't eat babies. Babies eat spam. Any other way makes no sense.)
Babies = n00bs? So what, spam tastes better than babies? Are you sure? That doesn't sound right.
How would I know? I don't eat babies.
DON'T LISTEN TO HER, THAT IS FALSE. SHE EATS BABIES BY THE TRUCKLOAD. SHE GETS THEM IMPORTED FROM GERMANY. I'VE SEEN! (I think she gets the really expensive kind. Like the marinated tenderized ones.)How dare you! I LIKE German babies! But not to eat . . .
How dare you! I LIKE German babies!
But not to eat . . .
AHAH! I knew it! I can't believe you would eat the race that many of us were derived from. You are eating my ancestor's ancestor's ancestor's ancestor's babies! How dare YOU
.IF so, at least I don't eat fish food.
"IF so" ? Why is there an "if" there?!!
Why shouldn't there be!?
You tell me. . . Baby-Eater.Resorting to name-calling, are you? For shame.
Name-calling? You call telling the truth "name-calling"?
. I say the name stands. It helps characterize you as a baby eater. What truth? That is not truth. Because the truth is out there and not in here.
. . . . . . . . And on that note, I think I won this little spat on a technicality. Illegal use of CORN.
This isn't over yet. Wait till my "Honey" gets wind of this harassment. Anyhow, I suppose this is the second goodbye until I see you again. Remember, keep the spamming to a minimum, and have a nice day.(And if you were wondering what that *slap* might have actually sounded like, here is an attachment to help you visualize.)