*Walks in singing*
"Jimmy Crack Corn....and I donít care!"
-Dam, todayís kind of weird or hell. Iíll figure it out later.
-Went to class only to find a note saying "No Class Today!"
-So I walk outside and over to my car....
-I run into my 'old crowd' which isn't a good group of people to be around. I haven't seen them in over 2 years. And my absence from them is no accident.
-Anyways I hear "Hey Matt...MATT!" So I turn around......Crap! It's all five of em. Eric the crackhead, Anthony who will smoke anything, Joe the fighter, Rachel....hore, and last but not least, Zak the stupidest and most gullible person alive!
-Hmm...I wanted to get into my car and just drive off but of course I didn't. DAMMIT! So they walk over to me and start asking me all sorts of question. Mostly about where I've been, and if I still had any 'contacts'. Finally I'm done with the questions so they invite me to lunch.
-Ahh yes....Lunch with demons! Well, they managed to get themselves kicked out of not 1.....not 2.......but 3 fast food restaurants. Do you know how bad you have to act to get kicked out of a Wendies near the 'slums'? And this all happened within a 2 hr period. The fact that 4 of them were high didn't help things either.
-So now I'm hungry, wanting to go home, and smell like weed! What a day this has been. But wait....
itís not over yet
. The nice cops haven't had any fun....
-Flashing red lights pull up behind us. Not just one cop car but 3.....do you see the pattern here? Suddenly everyone starts to panic but me. So I ask them whatís wrong... As it turns out they have a QP of Marijuana in the trunk...Thatís more than enough to get charged with Ďdealing.í
-Now at this point I'm going to snap and kill everyone in the car. If only I had a gun!
-"Can we take a look in the trunk?" said the nice policeman.
"Sure" said Eric... then he got out and opened the trunk. The policeman immediately found the package of herbal delights. Seconds after that Eric darts off in one direction and Anthony Crawls over me, out the window, and runs off in the other direction. Two of the 5 cops run after then and catch them easily.
-Of course Joe hasn't had a fight all day so now itís his turn. Now this is by far the stupidest thing I've ever seen. 5 cops on 1 Joe! It ended quickly. Now they have 3 of them cuffed leaving Zak, Rachel, and myself in the car.
-I spent the next 3 hrs in questioning, with a nice package being waved around, and car passing by a looking at all of us like "WTF!"
-Lucky me I was nice with the cops and they let me go. I may have to court to testify on a later date....
Someone please kill me! *holds gun up to his head*