http://www.humanforsale.com

My net worth was $2,121,730


breakdown:

Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 22 $30,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 6'0 $10,000
Weight: 183 lbs. $0
Body Type: Average $0
Hair Color: Brown $5,000
Eye Color: Green $5,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: Somewhat Hairy $1,000
Shoe Size: 10 $1,000
Bald: No $10,000
20/20 Eyesight: No $0
Cavities: None $5,000
Athletic Ability: Above Average $75,000
Attractiveness: NA $60,000
IQ: 140 $227,535
SAT Score: 1330 $55,680
HS GPA: 2.7 $25,650
Education: Bachelor's Degree $25,000
Bilingual: Yes $10,000
Income: NA $0
Profession: Healthcare $0
Alcohol: Seldom $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Often $15,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally $5,000
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Average $30,000
Artistic [I included musical ability in this one]: Above Average $45,000
Sense of Humor: Above Average $45,000
Addictive Personality: Yes ($15,000)
Give to Charity: No $0
Adult Content: Often $0
Gamble: Seldom $0
Multiplier x2

What, noone else has the gonads to do this?

@Bacon-san: Ano....the link didn't work when I tried it...

Odd. It was working last night. I guess you should try again later.

Are you sure that the link is correct?
Or is it just not working for me?

oh, too slow.

It's working now

http://www.humanforsale.com/

My net worth is $1,335,020. Not too shabby.

Gender: Female $135,000
Age: 34 $20,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 5'8 $25,000
Weight: 125 lbs. $25,000
Body Type: Athletic $35,000
Hair Color: Red $10,000
Eye Color: Green $5,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: No Hair $35,000
Shoe Size: 9 ($10,000)
Bald: No $0
20/20 Eyesight: No $0
Bra Size: NA $0
Cavities: 1-2 $1,000
Athletic Ability: Average $25,000
Attractiveness: NA $125,000
IQ: 115 $45,010
SAT Score: NA $0
HS GPA: 3 $22,500
Education: Vocational Training $4,000
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA ($5,000)
Profession: Customer Service $0
Alcohol: Occasionally $0
Smoker: Yes ($50,000)
Exercise: Often $25,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally $5,000
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Below Average ($20,000)
Artistic: Excellent $65,000
Sense of Humor: Above Average $45,000
Addictive Personality: Yes ($15,000)
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Seldom $0
Gamble: Occasionally $0
Multiplier x2

Alot of mine were guesses. I have not idea what my IQ is really and have forgotten what my SAT score was. And for some reason some of the questions I answered went NA.

I don't understand half of the answers I'm supposed to give. (Highly exaggerated of course *cough*) Shoe size 4, 5, 6, 7? I've got 37 for crying out loud.

Males are worth more than females? Weird...

Those are US shoe sizes, you'll have to use a conversion chart.

@Bacon:

This poll is sexest! I object!

Maybe it's because there are supposedly more women in the world than men? Or men are more accustomed to manual labor?

Either way, it doesn't make me feel a whole helluva lot better about the fact that I can't find a girl!

What a bother. You Americans just get a kick out of being difficult.

Shoe size should be the least of your concerns in that regard.

It's what makes us special.

Sometimes that equals short bus special, take Bush for example.

According to the Japanese system, my shoe size is 285! XD

That reminds me, there really should be a pulldown menu for how many languages you speak. I speak 3 [though I'm only fluent or semi-fluent in two], so that should be worth more than simply being bilingual.

I'm worth $1,410,018...is that good or bad?

Gender: Female $135,000
Age: 13 $50,000
Ethnicity: Other $130,000
Height: 5'5 $0
Weight: 110 lbs. $55,000
Body Type: Athletic $35,000
Hair Color: Black $5,000
Eye Color: Brown $1,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Shoe Size: 8 $0
Bald: No $0
20/20 Eyesight: No $0
Bra Size: NA $0
Cavities: 1-2 $1,000
Athletic Ability: Above Average $30,000
Attractiveness: NA $0
IQ: 114 $40,509
SAT Score: NA $0
HS GPA: NA $0
Education: NA $0
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA $0
Profession: NA $0
Alcohol: Never $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Often $25,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Often $2,500
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Average $15,000
Artistic: Above Average $45,000
Sense of Humor: Average $30,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Never $0
Gamble: Never $0
Multiplier x2

I'm glad they list bra and penis size as N/A on the breakdowns.

...not that I've got any complaints in that department...

i'm worth $1,621,258, apparently. and i'm really amused that my ginormous feet are worth $10,000.

Gender: Female $135,000
Age: 18 $50,000
Ethnicity: Asian $130,000
Height: 5'8 $25,000
Weight: 128 lbs. $25,000
Body Type: Average $0
Hair Color: Black $5,000
Eye Color: Brown $1,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Shoe Size: 11 $10,000
20/20 Eyesight: No $0
Cavities: 3-4 $0
Athletic Ability: Average $25,000
IQ: 124 $85,519
SAT Score: 1560 $82,360
HS GPA: 3.9 $29,250
Education: High School $0
Bilingual: Yes $10,000
Income: NA $0
Profession: Student $0
Alcohol: Seldom $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Occasionally $10,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Often $2,500
Style: Above Average $55,000
Artistic: Excellent $65,000
Sense of Humor: Average $30,000
Addictive Personality: Yes $15,000
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Never $0
Gamble: Never $0
Multiplier x2

You scored a 1560 on the SAT?

weeell, that's my combined highest verbal and highest math. the first time i took it i think i got a 780 in verbal and a 700 in math, and the second time i got a 740 in verbal and a 780 in math. the curve was really screwed up the second time i took it (i missed....one question in math and they gave me a 780, whaaat), so i decided not to put my highest in one sitting, which is 1520. blaah, i was aiming to break 1550 my second time, and i never made it....

[twitch]

Yah... that's really... uh... modest...

I wonder why they weigh high IQs so heavily. It's not like a slave is gonna do a lot of really mentally stimulating work. At least not a slave in the traditional sense. You might chain someone to a word processor and tell him to write the world's greatest novel, and not offer any pay, but that's not really slave labor, anyway...

sorry. that's another Saratoga thing i forgot to mention to you; we're obsessed with SAT scores and etc. i'm on the lower scoring end among my friends, too, so i'm used to not feeling like i need to be all modest about it. =P

Well, that does make me feel a lot better, since I hardly prepared for that damn test.

A 1280 on my first try and a 1330 on my second with hardly any preparation isn't too shabby, I think.

indeed it isn't....my parents forced me to study my ass off. whereas one of my friends got a 1590 on her first try with little to no preparation. damn her. but it's interesting how much the SAT score is worth here, despite the College Board's constant "the SAT does not gauge your intelligence level" speeches.

and i just noticed that you view adult content often....kono hentai yarou.

Hahahah.

The previous time I took this quiz, I put in 'excessively' for that one.

Another thing, the IQ field is pretty suspect. There's no such thing as a standardized IQ test. I've gotten as high as 155, and as low as 125 on different tests. I took the median of those, but that doesn't mean my actual IQ is 140.

I have no idea what my IQ really is but my grandmother would always yell at me when I did poorly in school because I tested with such a high IQ. I was tested as a small child so I think it's pretty accurate.

i guessed for my IQ, but the number i chose is probably too high. =P oh, and i also guessed my level of hairiness. that question was rather....wtf.

I would think [hope] for most women the answer to the body hair question is 'no hair'

but we have body hair....we just shave. and are hairier women worth more or less than hairless women?

Less, of course.

And shaving counts as reduction of body hair.

Of course, living in a state full of neo-hippies as I do, I see far too many girls who do that grotesque 'all natural' thing.

:pukeyface:

$1,438,044 is what I'm worth (More than old lady Mini mwhahaha)

...Why'd they ask for certain stuff like bra size if it doesn't even count?

I'm worth $1,339,000. I can't tell if that's good or bad. Oo

It's good... not great...

no one is worth as much as our Almighty Bacon.

We shall see, shan't we?

Why is that anyway?

[shrug]

it probably helps that he's had higher levels of education than we've had, which gives him some more worth....and guys are worth more than women, too.

I guess all that sperm they can produce would have a big reason on why

...And they say I have a dirty mind!

Ara, I'm supposedly worth $1,675,558. ;;

I kind of guessed on some of the stuffy too, and the only SAT score I have is from 7th grade. ||

Gender: Female $135,000
Age: 16 $50,000
Ethnicity: Asian $130,000
Height: 5'6 $0
Weight: 106 lbs. $55,000
Body Type: Slim $25,000
Hair Color: Black $5,000
Eye Color: Brown $1,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: No Hair $35,000
Shoe Size: 7 $5,000
Bald: No $0
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Cavities: None $5,000
Athletic Ability: Average $25,000
Attractiveness: NA $45,000
IQ: 124 $85,519
SAT Score: 1210 $41,760
HS GPA: 3.6 $27,000
Education: High School $0
Bilingual: Yes $10,000
Income: NA $0
Profession: Student $0
Alcohol: Never $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Occasionally $10,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Seldom $2,500
Sexuality: NA $0
Style: Below Average ($20,000)
Artistic: Excellent $65,000
Sense of Humor: Average $30,000
Addictive Personality: Yes ($15,000)
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Never $0
Gamble: Never $0
Multiplier x2

bouzu's worth more than me! the SAT thing is for CTY, right? that's really the only reason anyone needs to take the SAT before high school.

Well, at least we finally have someone with 20/20 eyesight...

once u r out of school then u can add $10.000 2 that.

...I'm the only one that doesn't give to charity? I feel like a dick...


That'll change once I have some real money to give, though! Promise!

I don't And I probably wouldn't until I was 30 or so...

Aah, sumimasen deshita, senpai~ (Atashi datte, senpai wo koeru tsumori ja nakattan desu! Hontou desu! ) ..and yes it was for CTY.

"Ello everyone I am worth.... $1,707,010.
Dunno if I should list the stats or not... (I don't think nebody's really interested in seeing them).....

1,344,000! mine

Female $135,000
Age: 24 $30,000
Ethnicity: Native American $130,000
Height: 5'6 $15,000
Weight: 120 lbs. $50,000
Body Type: Slim $25,000
Hair Color: Brown $5,000
Eye Color: Brown $1,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: No Hair $35,000
Shoe Size: 6 $5,000
Bald: No $0
20/20 Eyesight: No $0
Bra Size: NA $0
Cavities: None $5,000
Athletic Ability: Excellent $35,000
Attractiveness: NA $200,000
IQ: 103 ($7,334)
SAT Score: 1100 $29,000
HS GPA: 3.6 $27,000
Education: Graduate Degree $45,000
Bilingual: Yes $10,000
Income: NA $5,000
Profession: Transportation/Logistics $0
Alcohol: Seldom $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Excessively $10,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Often $2,500
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Excellent $95,000
Artistic: Excellent $65,000
Sense of Humor: Excellent $65,000
Addictive Personality: Yes ($15,000)
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Seldom $0
Gamble: Seldom $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $2,164,332
Yipee! I'd be worth alot of dough!