I'm making a few changes. From here on, these random ideas and drabbles will all contain shounen-ai of some kind. Screwed Weird, the first one, will not contain any more than it already does. This is mainly for people who like shounen-ai. If you don't, I'm warning you right now.
THIS HAS A LOT OF SHOUNEN-AI.
You've been warned.
First Order of Buisness
Roy stared at Ed. He couldn't help it. It was so hard not to. Roy had never given it much thought, but Ed was quite feminine. His small build was very appealing. His sexy chest and skin was irresistable and his long, golden hair was stunning. Not to mention his cute, little-
Jerking out of his thoughts, Roy saw Ed standing right in front of him, hands on his (perfectly curved) hips.
"Are you listening to me?!"
"I was asking you why you asked me to do such a boring job! Why not ask Riza? She seems to like it a lot better than I do!"
As Ed rambled on, Roy found himself staring at the boys lips. His lucious, pale pink lips. He bet they would be good to kiss...
Before he could stop himself, Roy leaned forward and pressed his lips to Ed's. The boys eyes widened and he just stood there as the Colonel kissed him. When he finally pulled away, Ed found himself leaning forward slightly. It suddenly occured to Roy what he had done and he blushed furiously.
Grabbing Roy's shirt, Ed pulled him forward and crushed their lips together. Roy grinned and pulled Ed onto his lap, never breaking the kiss. He ran his tongue over Ed's bottom lip, begging for entrance. The boy complied and they began a battle for dominance. Roy won and grinned into the kiss. He ran his hands over Ed's body, trying to make Ed moan. He was rewarded with what he wanted.
Outside the door, Riza, Hughes and Havoc listened in.
"Twenty bucks says they do it on the desk."
"Thirty bucks says he plays with him first."
"Fourty bucks says they do it in the chair."