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edsgirl

Sep 7 2005, 07:24 PM

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Sep 7 2005, 09:19 PM)

QUOTE(Slashrose1010 @ Sep 7 2005, 08:12 PM)

Bring on the pain :] Next time use the paddle with the metal bumps on them =/ The plain wooden one is no fun. *feels uneasy >3*

But I thought paddles were reserved for Bacon only.

*recalls Ailuro's "Assume the position" line*
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Actually, I usually reserve it for Mini, but Slash is so responsive. He no longer fights me anymore. I have a feeling that Bacon wouldn't be so submissive.

foolmetal alchemist

Sep 7 2005, 07:25 PM

QUOTE(Celestial Fangirl @ Sep 7 2005, 09:24 PM)

QUOTE(EKE @ Sep 7 2005, 08:41 PM)

QUOTE(Celestial-san)

You and Coffee are perfect for each other

Two ukes who confuse people

Ara ara, but which one is more uke than the other?

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Probably Dai-chan...

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Ehh, I knew someone would say me....

Carnal Malefactor

Sep 7 2005, 07:26 PM

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 7 2005, 09:24 PM)

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Sep 7 2005, 09:19 PM)

QUOTE(Slashrose1010 @ Sep 7 2005, 08:12 PM)

Bring on the pain :] Next time use the paddle with the metal bumps on them =/ The plain wooden one is no fun. *feels uneasy >3*

But I thought paddles were reserved for Bacon only.

*recalls Ailuro's "Assume the position" line*
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Actually, I usually reserve it for Mini, but Slash is so responsive. He no longer fights me anymore. I have a feeling that Bacon wouldn't be so submissive.

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What, you don't like it when I put up a fight?

Quistis88

Sep 7 2005, 07:28 PM

QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Sep 7 2005, 08:22 PM)

I seem to recall one of you was fond of whipping me at one point...

Well, Quistis is the one with the whip, so . . .

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 7 2005, 08:24 PM)

Actually, I usually reserve it for Mini, but Slash is so responsive. He no longer fights me anymore. I have a feeling that Bacon wouldn't be so submissive.

You should beat Slash until he starts fighting back. Take him, he's all yours.

Slashrose1010

Sep 7 2005, 07:30 PM

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Sep 7 2005, 09:28 PM)

You should beat Slash until he starts fighting back. Take him, he's all yours.

I see you have as much for me as you do for Asian pear worms

edsgirl

Sep 7 2005, 07:30 PM

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Sep 7 2005, 09:28 PM)

QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Sep 7 2005, 08:22 PM)

I seem to recall one of you was fond of whipping me at one point...

Well, Quistis is the one with the whip, so . . .

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 7 2005, 08:24 PM)

Actually, I usually reserve it for Mini, but Slash is so responsive. He no longer fights me anymore. I have a feeling that Bacon wouldn't be so submissive.

You should beat Slash until he starts fighting back. Take him, he's all yours.
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Aye General!

Since Hito's back and I don't think he's been paired with anyone, I'm approving the QuissyXHito pairing. They're like ying and yang.

Carnal Malefactor

Sep 7 2005, 07:32 PM

As long as nobody's pairing me with Hitokiri, I'm cool with it.

Quistis88

Sep 7 2005, 07:41 PM

QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Sep 7 2005, 08:32 PM)

As long as nobody's pairing me with Hitokiri, I'm cool with it.

hito x Ba-

Sorry. I apologize to both parties.

mei_tenshi

Sep 7 2005, 07:43 PM

He was asking for it. If Bacon hadn't mentioned it, I don't think many people would have even thought of the possibility.

edsgirl

Sep 7 2005, 07:44 PM

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Sep 7 2005, 09:41 PM)

QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Sep 7 2005, 08:32 PM)

As long as nobody's pairing me with Hitokiri, I'm cool with it.

hito x Ba-

Sorry. I apologize to both parties.
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I'll pray for your soul!

Carnal Malefactor

Sep 7 2005, 07:44 PM

Lies! The possibility is always present!

Quistis88

Sep 7 2005, 07:46 PM

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 7 2005, 08:44 PM)

I'll pray for your soul!

Why pray for my soul when you can help save it?

As long as you're here, I'm sure Bacon will not do any needless killing . . .

Celestial Shadow

Sep 7 2005, 07:47 PM

You guys are making this into some sort of sick "Live out your fantasies" thread...Oh well, much better than spam

Carnal Malefactor

Sep 7 2005, 07:47 PM

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Sep 7 2005, 09:46 PM)

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 7 2005, 08:44 PM)

I'll pray for your soul!

Why pray for my soul when you can help save it?

As long as you're here, I'm sure Bacon will not do any needless killing . . .
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I wouldn't hurt a woman, to begin with!

Quistis88

Sep 7 2005, 07:49 PM

QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Sep 7 2005, 08:47 PM)

I wouldn't hurt a woman, to begin with!

But that would make me feel bad if I ever have to beat/whip/fight/etc. you.

mei_tenshi

Sep 7 2005, 07:50 PM

QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Sep 7 2005, 07:44 PM)

Lies! The possibility is always present!
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You said it.

Carnal Malefactor

Sep 7 2005, 07:50 PM

...you're lying.

hitokiri

Sep 7 2005, 07:51 PM

huh.... yeah... i'm just gonna... yeah....

*walks over to the bar and just starts to drink*

Quistis88

Sep 7 2005, 07:53 PM

QUOTE(hitokiri @ Sep 7 2005, 08:51 PM)

huh.... yeah... i'm just gonna... yeah....

*walks over to the bar and just starts to drink*

Perhaps you really shouldn't have come in here in the first place.

Envy's lil' miniskirt

Sep 7 2005, 07:53 PM

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 7 2005, 06:24 PM)

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Sep 7 2005, 09:19 PM)

QUOTE(Slashrose1010 @ Sep 7 2005, 08:12 PM)

Bring on the pain :] Next time use the paddle with the metal bumps on them =/ The plain wooden one is no fun. *feels uneasy >3*

But I thought paddles were reserved for Bacon only.

*recalls Ailuro's "Assume the position" line*
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Actually, I usually reserve it for Mini, but Slash is so responsive. He no longer fights me anymore. I have a feeling that Bacon wouldn't be so submissive.

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You didn't tell me that you got that for me.

You said it was for Slash and Bacon.

Carnal Malefactor

Sep 7 2005, 07:55 PM

QUOTE(hitokiri @ Sep 7 2005, 09:51 PM)

huh.... yeah... i'm just gonna... yeah....

*walks over to the bar and just starts to drink*
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Maybe I should join you. These damn women are wearing me out.

Phyco girl

Sep 7 2005, 08:06 PM

Wow, I've missed a lot! O_o!?

QUOTE(Fresh_Coffee @ Sep 6 2005, 01:44 PM)

AiluroxCoffee= OTP

MongoosexCoffee <3

FoolmetalxCoffee hehee
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QUOTE(Celestial Fangirl @ Sep 7 2005, 08:47 PM)

You guys are making this into some sort of sick "Live out your fantasies" thread...Oh well, much better than spam

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Scary but fun

Hmmm... Pairings?

Don't know but it seems like everyone likes foolmetal...

scary... very scary indeed...

Wonder if a catfight will be started soon? Hopefully not. If so I probably have already missed it and it has happened a long time ago.

Wonder who I would be paired up with. Maybe I'll just stay single

Besides I'd probably glare at you

No, but I'd like to see what you guys can come up with.

*nod nod*

Some of these are very interesting. A lot more homosexual pairings than I'd previously imagined.

I'll be returning later...
*scurries off*

edsgirl

Sep 7 2005, 08:23 PM

QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Sep 7 2005, 09:53 PM)

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 7 2005, 06:24 PM)

Actually, I usually reserve it for Mini, but Slash is so responsive. He no longer fights me anymore. I have a feeling that Bacon wouldn't be so submissive.

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You didn't tell me that you got that for me.

You said it was for Slash and Bacon.
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Damn, it was supposed to be a surprise, but I decided to save the heavy stuff for you. I got you something even better.

QUOTE(Bacon)

Maybe I should join you. These damn women are wearing me out.

But your so much fun! And now we have Hito to play with too!

Carnal Malefactor

Sep 7 2005, 08:24 PM

I'm fun? This is a most interesting development!

Envy's lil' miniskirt

Sep 7 2005, 08:25 PM

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 7 2005, 07:23 PM)

Damn, it was supposed to be a surprise, but I decided to save the heavy stuff for you. I got you something even better.

Heavy stuff? Uh, babe I think we need to talk.

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 7 2005, 07:23 PM)

QUOTE(Bacon)

Maybe I should join you. These damn women are wearing me out.

But your so much fun! And now we have Hito to play with too!
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Oh a foursome. With Longsword that's a fivesome!

It's party time tonight.

mei_tenshi

Sep 7 2005, 08:40 PM

QUOTE(Phyco girl @ Sep 7 2005, 08:06 PM)

Some of these are very interesting. A lot more homosexual pairings than I'd previously imagined.
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That's because heterosexual pairings got boring. We have more variety now. XD

Carnal Malefactor

Sep 7 2005, 08:48 PM

"Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic!"

-Woody Allen

Ailuro

Sep 7 2005, 08:55 PM

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Sep 7 2005, 06:19 PM)

But I thought paddles were reserved for Bacon only.

*recalls Ailuro's "Assume the position" line*
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Oho, I remember that!

Good times.

And yes, the paddle is strictly reserved the rear end of Bacon only.

hitokiri

Sep 7 2005, 09:06 PM

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 7 2005, 11:23 PM)

And now we have Hito to play with too!

que?

play?

Ailuro

Sep 7 2005, 09:10 PM

QUOTE(hitokiri @ Sep 7 2005, 08:06 PM)

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 7 2005, 11:23 PM)

And now we have Hito to play with too!

que?

play?

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Run. Far and fast.

Envy's lil' miniskirt

Sep 7 2005, 09:14 PM

It's ok. I have a tranqulizer dart gun, I think I can catch him.

edsgirl

Sep 8 2005, 12:46 AM

QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Sep 7 2005, 11:14 PM)

It's ok. I have a tranqulizer dart gun, I think I can catch him.

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That's my girl. I'll prepare a special spot in my dungeon just for him.

hitokiri

Sep 8 2005, 11:22 AM

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 8 2005, 03:46 AM)

That's my girl. I'll prepare a special spot in my dungeon just for him.

you will have to learn the hard way, just like many world governments have.... there is not a facility in this world that can hold me and my angry asianocity.....

Riza Babe

Sep 8 2005, 11:25 AM

Im having a feeling for, FoolmetalxEvery girl in the forum

Envy's lil' miniskirt

Sep 8 2005, 11:42 AM

QUOTE(hitokiri @ Sep 8 2005, 10:22 AM)

you will have to learn the hard way, just like many world governments have.... there is not a facility in this world that can hold me and my angry asianocity.....
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That's because you haven't been in my dungeon yet.

No one has ever come out alive.

Goldfish

Sep 8 2005, 11:47 AM

QUOTE(Ailuro @ Sep 7 2005, 07:55 PM)

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Sep 7 2005, 06:19 PM)

But I thought paddles were reserved for Bacon only.

*recalls Ailuro's "Assume the position" line*
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Oho, I remember that!

Good times.

And yes, the paddle is strictly reserved the rear end of Bacon only.
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That was pretty funny. . . That line was meant for me as I recall. Back when I used to use more innuendos.

QUOTE(Ailuro @ Sep 7 2005, 08:10 PM)

QUOTE(hitokiri @ Sep 7 2005, 08:06 PM)

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Sep 7 2005, 11:23 PM)

And now we have Hito to play with too!

que?

play?

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Run. Far and fast.
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As hot as bacon is, I did declare Hito mine from the beginning so... you know...

MINE

Envy's lil' miniskirt

Sep 8 2005, 11:50 AM

Not if I don't get him with my tranqulizer gun first!

Now which way did he go?

hitokiri

Sep 8 2005, 11:52 AM

QUOTE(Goldfish @ Sep 8 2005, 02:47 PM)

As hot as bacon is, I did declare Hito mine from the beginning so... you know...

MINE

er....ummm.... thanks?

Guest

Sep 8 2005, 03:06 PM

geez you guys have just been matching the people that are " well known" on here, try matching up other people for once, not just hito, coffee and goldfish, try people new for god's sake. that is why I think this topic is getting old.

Haldir of Lorien

Sep 8 2005, 03:11 PM

hmmm...Yeah,I agree with Mr/Mrs. Unknown.All I have seen are Members who ARE wel known.
Ever try to pair up the lesser Platoons for once?
this topic is getting old,and I would find it Insulting too.

Riza Babe

Sep 8 2005, 03:13 PM

hitokirixEdsgirl <<<<thats new

hitokiri

Sep 8 2005, 03:13 PM

QUOTE(Haldir of Lorien @ Sep 8 2005, 06:11 PM)

this topic is getting old, and I would find it Insulting too.

que?

Envy's lil' miniskirt

Sep 8 2005, 03:20 PM

QUOTE(Haldir of Lorien @ Sep 8 2005, 02:11 PM)

hmmm...Yeah,I agree with Mr/Mrs. Unknown.All I have seen are Members who ARE wel known.
Ever try to pair up the lesser Platoons for once?
this topic is getting old,and I would find it Insulting too.
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Make a forum match then. If you're so bored with this thread than participate in.

Carnal Malefactor

Sep 8 2005, 03:23 PM

How are we supposed to pair up people whom we don't know? This whole proposition makes no sense.

mei_tenshi

Sep 8 2005, 03:24 PM

QUOTE(Guest @ Sep 8 2005, 03:06 PM)

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If the participants of this thread knew these "other people" better, then be assured that they would be paired at some point. Members that haven't regularly posted here can endorse their couples, too...it's just that no one else aside from those have already posted post here regularly.

Elderberry

Sep 8 2005, 03:26 PM

QUOTE(Haldir-san)

hmmm...Yeah,I agree with Mr/Mrs. Unknown.All I have seen are Members who ARE wel known.
Ever try to pair up the lesser Platoons for once?

..how are we supposed to? If we were to pair up random members we barely know, they'd probably just throw a fit and complain.

Ohh, if you insist, an obscure pairing.

Haldir-san x Legolas-san

Riza Babe

Sep 8 2005, 03:26 PM

Best pairs:
CelesxFoolmetal
EKExGoldfish
RolfxViki
Mei tenshixWhat no bacon
MinixSlash
CoffeexZarpia

Blame zarpia for not giving me medicine for the past 3 days!!

Slashrose1010

Sep 8 2005, 03:29 PM

Coffee and Zarp? I am pretty sure Cafe is straight... besides maybe liking Aily

Woo, I get Mini XD

and the whole EkexGoldfish thing was already hoaxed >3 no need to try and revive it.

mei_tenshi

Sep 8 2005, 03:30 PM

QUOTE(Riza Babe @ Sep 8 2005, 03:26 PM)

Best pairs:
CelesxFoolmetal
EKExGoldfish
RolfxViki
Mei tenshixWhat no bacon
MinixSlash
CoffeexZarpia

Blame zarpia for not giving me medicine for the past 3 days!!
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What?!?!?!?!?!!

Hey, regulars can complain, too. (I just won't throw a fit.)

edsgirl

Sep 8 2005, 03:31 PM

QUOTE(Slashrose1010 @ Sep 8 2005, 05:29 PM)

Coffee and Zarp? I am pretty sure Cafe is straight... besides maybe liking Aily

Woo, I get Mini XD

and the whole EkexGoldfish thing was already hoaxed >3 no need to try and revive it.
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Uhhh no, you don't get Mini

I like the MeiXBacon pairing. That one could be interesting.

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