Aug 11 2006, 12:16 AM
Granted but as soon as you get it the power goes out and you didn't have time to save your game.
i wish for longer weekends
Aug 11 2006, 12:32 AM
Granted but you end up having to stay at work/school longer.
I wish I would get LAID!! (ooooooooooh, this has so many possibilities for corruption)
Aug 11 2006, 01:05 AM
Oh boy I can have fun with this one!
Granted, but you get AIDS and die, but then come back from the dead to pass on AIDS, thus creating a army of AIDS-infected zombies!
I wish that Mako Reactor #8 in FFVII wasn't so confusing!
Aug 11 2006, 01:08 AM
Oh noes! AIDS-infected zombies!? Wait, are we the kind of AIDS-infected zombies that pass it on through rape?
PH3AR US!!! >3
Granted, but Sephiroth now becomes impossible to beat. :3
I want there to be another Haruhi Suzumiya series!
Aug 11 2006, 03:44 PM
Granted but you have no money for the books and your tv broke so you cant watch the anime
I wish I could stop myself from writing the FFVII Hojo Boss Battle Logs +_+
Hojo dances... Heheheheh
Aug 27 2006, 05:44 AM
Granted but still drooling for it
I wish for a new cellphone
Aug 29 2006, 06:40 AM
Granted but you get no reception.
I wish I wasnt so tired.
Feb 13 2007, 08:01 AM
Granted but you sleep for 10 years.
I wish I found this thread sooner and did not start a spam one.
Feb 13 2007, 08:40 AM
Granted, but your other mistakes will be told to the rest of the world
I wish for my work to be done
Feb 13 2007, 08:44 AM
Granted. Your work will now be done as soon as you finish it.
I wish I did not look so stupid anymore.
Feb 13 2007, 08:48 AM
granted...expiry date: 14th February 2007
I wish I can sleep now... Zzz
Feb 13 2007, 02:30 PM
Granted, but you get to sleep on a bed of nails. ^__^
I want Trauma Center: Under the Knife for the DS.
Feb 13 2007, 04:10 PM
Granted but your DS breaks soon after
I wish I had enough money for a japanese PSP
Feb 13 2007, 07:16 PM
Granted, but the money is counterfeit... and the PSP won't be japanese
I wish tomorrow would be be snow day
Feb 13 2007, 07:24 PM
Granted, but all the power will be out.
I wish for Super Smash Brothers Brawl to be out early.
Feb 13 2007, 07:46 PM
Granted, but it will be only half-finished
I wish I could finish my three books by spring.
Feb 13 2007, 09:18 PM
Granted, but after you finish them your teacher(s) assign you five more to finish by summer.
I wish to have a snow day tomorrow.
Feb 13 2007, 09:53 PM
Granted but you're stuck inside your house for 5 years
I wish my TV would work
Feb 14 2007, 09:11 AM
^Granted, but it only gets the three basic news stations.
I wish the ice would stop melting so we can have another snow day tomorrow.
Feb 14 2007, 09:07 PM
^Granted but now your buried deep in snow.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
Feb 15 2007, 02:05 AM
Granted But Work so much you don't ever get a break
I wish I was rich
Feb 15 2007, 12:13 PM
^ Granted but your not allowed to spend any of your money.
I wish I had a bunch of yaoi doujinshi.
Feb 15 2007, 03:07 PM
^ Granted, but the doujin are all only a page each.
I wish I had Prismacolor markers.
Feb 15 2007, 04:27 PM
Granted but they're all dried up.
I wish I could visit Japan
Feb 15 2007, 04:31 PM
Granted but you get eaten by Godzila.
I wish I owned Godzila...
Feb 15 2007, 05:16 PM
Granted, you have to clear up his poops after all
I wish I was more flexible
Feb 15 2007, 06:24 PM
granted...but beware of osteoporosis...
I wished the place I am going tomorrow has a connection...
Feb 16 2007, 08:27 AM
granted but it's really slow
I wish everyone from Prince of Tennis was real and were my friends and I studied in Seishun
Feb 16 2007, 02:27 PM
Granted but, Seishun, gets taken over by space monkeys, and the characters from Prince of Tennis (except Momo) become slaves to the monkeys.
I wish I could have a cat.
Feb 16 2007, 09:14 PM
granted but cat's cannibalistic
I wish that Fuji was my childhood friend
Feb 22 2007, 11:53 AM
Granted, but Fuji hates you.
I wish that I had a Wii.
Feb 22 2007, 02:11 PM
Granted, but it doesn't come with the controller. Not much you can do with it now, eh...?
I wish I had a No.2 ticonderoga pencil.
Feb 22 2007, 02:17 PM
Granted, but the lead/graphite keeps breaking.
I wish that my US history report would magically write itself.
Feb 22 2007, 02:28 PM
Granted, but your report will undoubtedly receive an F.
I wish my schoolday wasn't as long =(
Feb 22 2007, 02:30 PM
Granted, but you have to go to school on the weekends, too.
I wish I were taller.
Feb 22 2007, 02:56 PM
Granted but you're now 11 feet tall..
I wish all the FMA people would just pop out of the TV into real life
Feb 22 2007, 03:21 PM
Granted but a giant bird chimera swoops down and carries them away.
I wish I wasnt so spooked of an area in RE4
Feb 22 2007, 03:32 PM
Granted, but the next area is even scarier.
I wish I were cool enough to cosplay as Auron.
Feb 22 2007, 08:20 PM
Granted but it's mysteriously impossible to get a costume.
I wish we could teleport anywhere in two seconds.
Feb 22 2007, 08:26 PM
Granted but everytime you teleport, your body will be all warped (Example, your foot will be coming out of your face)
I wish I could find a new anime magazine.
Feb 23 2007, 01:46 AM
Granted, but it's quckly sold out...WAAAAH!!!!
I wish I would love to live at the Greek Isle.
Feb 23 2007, 08:08 AM
granted, sadly it became overpopulated with crabs
I wish that I was a Seigaku Tennis Starter for the Seigaku Boys Tennis Team
Feb 23 2007, 09:23 AM
Granted but you loose your legs due to flesh eating bacteria.
I wish I did not have such an over active imagination.
Feb 23 2007, 02:39 PM
Granted, but you now have violent seizures every 10 minutes
I wish my parents didn't always drag me out for stuff like walks
Feb 23 2007, 06:05 PM
Granted, but you won't be able to do anything else either.
I wish there was an undo buttn in my life.
Feb 23 2007, 07:20 PM
Granted, but you have to pay a price, like the toll for the gates in FMA, every time you want to press it.
I wish erasers wouldn't make smudges.
Feb 23 2007, 11:21 PM
granted but now they burn holes into your papers intead whever they touch the surface of your paper
I wish Fuji was real so he could be mine!!!!!!!! Mwhahahahhahaahaha!!!!
Feb 24 2007, 04:46 PM
Granted, but he dies very tragically in one day
I wish America wasn't so expensive
Feb 28 2007, 06:36 AM
granted but they won't allow you to enter the country
I wish the Seigaku tennis team visited my school
Feb 28 2007, 03:10 PM
Granted, but you will be sick that day
I wish Spongebob would turn off
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