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Kyros
granted but you have to take it instead *waves*

I wish food was cheaper
Heartless_Soldier
Granted but its only spam on sell. tongue.gif

I wish i had a heartless army.
Smoke Alchemist
Granted but they all attack you.

I wish i had a different job.
Kyros
granted but you have to move to NC near me (your friend gets the job too) smile.gif *cheats on this hehe for smoke*

I wish I had a katana, nodachi, and wakazashi
Smoke Alchemist
Granted but they magically turn on you and kill your...um...couch?!


I Wish I was in love. *Sighs* lol
Kyros
granted but your friends can't come to the wedding

I wish I had more food
staystill
granted, but ants come and infest your whole house!

i wish i had a gf
Smoke Alchemist
Granted but when she sees your best friend she falls in love with him and constantly calls you by his name.

I wish i were not so tired.
Heartless_Soldier
Granted but then you never get to sleep again.

I wish I had a gaint Robot!
DustStorm
Granted, but your butler ran away with the robot.

I wish I could go to the prom with a cute guy.

Heartless_Soldier
Granted but the night of Prom he gets sick.

I wish I had a cute girl to take to the prom.
staystill
granted, but in the prom, she leaves you for your best friend

i wish i had a better computer.
Heartless_Soldier
Granted but I come and smash it!

I wish I had a better paint ball gun.
DustStorm
Granted, but it shoots rabid pigs instead of paintballs.
I wish my sister would act mature for once.
Heartless_Soldier
Granted but only lasts a day.

I wish my gaint robot had a paintball gun!
staystill
granted, but she acts more mature than you and posts a post saying, i wish my syster was more mature tongue.gif

i wish my homework was done right now
Heartless_Soldier
granted but its all wrong.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tommrow!
Smoke Alchemist
Granted but the school comes to you.

I wish i had more clothing options.
staystill
granted, but there all men clothes tongue.gif

i wish teh xbox 360 didnt have problems
Bling_bling_Angel
i wish i didn't hafta take the zoology exam later on...
Kyros
@staystill: granted but you can't get one

granted so you fail

I wish I could meet Tarja from Nightwish in real life
Smoke Alchemist
Granted but she can't understand a thing you say with all the drool flowing from your mouth. LOL

I wish i could meet Orlando Bloom again.
Kyros
granted but he has to leave after 10 seconds cuz he's busy

I wish I had more ninja girl friends ^^
bemused_non-alchemist
Granted, but for some reason or another they became nuns after meeting you.

I wish I can eat all the chocolate I want without getting fat and/or unhealthy.
Smoke Alchemist
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Granted, but for some reason or another they became nuns after meeting you.

I wish I can eat all the chocolate I want without getting fat and/or unhealthy.


tongue.gif Poor Kyros

Granted but the choco tastes like poo.

I wish i was in a relationship.
staystill
granted, but its with a 500 pound guy that cant get out of bed laugh.gif

i wish there was no war right now.
Kyros
granted but nobody gets along

I wish I owned all of Scryed
Smoke Alchemist
Granted but the DVDs don't play

I wish I wasn't alone right now.
Kyros
granted but you have to put up with me being there with you *cheated hehe*

I wish I could hang out with Smoke now
InsaneFangirl
Wish Granted!

But, it's blind, so it turns black, so you have to get it removed, then there is a hole in your face!



I wish Edo-kun came to my house! happy.gif
Smoke Alchemist
Your post makes no sense
Kyros
granted but you have to spend endless hours figuring out their grammar hehe

I wish I had a cool girlfriend ^^
Smoke Alchemist
Granted but she is must older then you LOL!

I wish I had some courage
Kyros
granted so you can be my girl ^_~ (you are older hehe)

I wish I could play guitar as good as guys in dragonforce and michael angelo batio and people like that
Smoke Alchemist
Granted but you throw like a girl now

I wish I lived in NC *lol*
staystill
granted, but at your arrival, you get jumped and loose all your items ohmy.gif

i wish i had a labtop
DustStorm
Granted, but I destroy it. tongue.gif

I wish I wasn't in cross country.

Smoke Alchemist
Granted but now you are bored.

I wish i was loved by a great prince LOL
staystill
granted, but he has 20 wifes. laugh.gif

i wish i was able to use magicspells without a wand tongue.gif
Smoke Alchemist
Granted but you cant touch anything without it changing into something bad.

I wish I were a pixie
staystill
granted, but your wings dont work and you can only be one for 1 min

i wish i was a mage
Smoke Alchemist
Granted but you have no mage abilities.

I wish I were animated tongue.gif
staystill
granted, but your 1X1 pixel tongue.gif

i wish there was a magic school that i could go to
Smoke Alchemist
Granted but the teacher is a hopless drunk and only teaches you to turn water into wine!

I wish I had enough money to move
Kyros
granted but you have to get a job really fast to keep up with payments for random stuffs

I wish I could hang out with my friends now
Smoke Alchemist
(were you not just with them?) Granted but they fall asleep.

I wish I didnt have to work tonight
Kyros
granted but you are laid off

I wish all my friends weren't down sometimes *helps them lots thouh*
Fayt
Granted but ethey beat you to be happy now

I wish that parents don't nag to much
InsaneFangirl
Granted, but now your friends start nagging you!

I wish homework didn't exist.
Smoke Alchemist
Granted but now you have to clean the school before you go home.

I wish I could live closer to some friends.
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