Granted, but you find out she is dating Orlando Bloom! ROTF!

I wish i could buy a great big house.

granted but Orlando dumps you =P *comes over to comfort* ^^

I wish Tarja wasn't kicked out of Nightwish.

Granted, but tomorrow Nightwish stops forever.

I wish i was world dictator.

Granted but by the time you take over everone leaves for Mars.

I wish I could jump into any video game I wanted.

granted, but you jump right in the middle of the fall of reach with only a dropship and 2 covinet crusers firing at you
(if you dont know what that is, its like the death star and you in a x-wing, and your engines are fried and your a sitting duck)
i wish i had no homework or classwork for the rest of my life!

granted but now you work at McDonalds. (I'm Loving it)

I wish my friend would talk to me again.

(lol I know what it is)

Granted but its me talking. lol

I wish i had a better car!

granted, you have just upgraded to a golf cart

i wish i had a lot of money

(ROFL the golf cart would probably go faster)

Granted but its monopoly money.

I wish I could travell to space.

Granted but you have no space vehicle or equipment *Wishes you good luck* LOL

I wish i had a bigger place to live.

Ouch....lol

I wish i had a gaint lazer cannon!

granted, but you destroyed your golf cart.

I wish I could be in marching band.

Granted but its with a bunch of old people. lol

I wish my golf cart of a car could fly!

( you guys should see it. It is as small as a golf cart!)

granted, but after you fly 1,000 feet in the air, the engine blows up and theres no parachutte XD


EDIT: sorry, i wish i had magical powers

I wish I could fly!!!

Granted But its on a airplane.

I wish I could be in Full Metal Alchemist.

granted, but you appear right in front of him when he was practicing with a sword, bye bye head.

i wish i didnt have homework right now.

Granted, but you get mountains of classwork.

I wish I could have an enchilada.

granted, but its filled with ants and blood from other peoplr

i wish i had a xbox 360, dill, you know what to put

Granted but it blows up, the warranty is voided and Microsoft doesn't give out shrapnel insurance.

I wish I had a Gundam.

granted but when it's delivered it lands on top of you

I wish I could write well with my left hand

Granted, but you will never be able to spell correctly again! Feel the evil

I wish my work would complete itself

Granted, but as it wont stop doing itself, you have to stay there before someone finds out.

I wish i owned Microsoft.

Granted, but the day you settle in it goes bankrupt.

I wish i had a hot boyfriend...LOL! I can see the response now *Shakes head*

Granted, untill you find out "it" wasnt born as a boy O.O

I Wish FMA was 1000 episodes longer!

granted, but every episode is only 5 seconds longer and they come out every year!

i wish that i had a gf

Granted, she is your gf, and the gf of 12 other people!

I Wish i had the real firegloves from Roy!

granted, but there's no way of you learning to control the power (unless you don't use them.. or wear them)

I wish I had a bunk bed instead of a normal bed

granted but it falls apart when it's finally set up

I wish I had a gamecube with Naruto 4

Granted but you realise it really is a cube and plays nothing but pop goes the weasel *Wtf?*

I wish I had new clothes

granted but they fall off when you put them on (hubbahubba roflmao)

I wish there were no such things as typos

Granted but you realise everything you type is in russian *wtf?*

I wish i had a treehouse.

granted but it doesn't have a roof so stuff randomly falls in

I wish I had a digital camera

Granted, but it is the display model and has no working components

I wish a nice man would sweep me off my feet and make all my dreams come true *rotf*

I would but you're 3000 miles away so =P

I wish sometimes people would be more straightforward (only when necessary)

Granted but all the gay people are brutilly honest now! *Get it? straight forward*

I wish Kyros lived closer to California

granted but instead of closer to it, he lives next door (I know I cheated ^^)

I wish I had the time and money to do what I wanted with friends as often as I wanted

Granted but now you live the same day over and over again.

I wish I had someone to hug *LOL, reaches for Panda*

granted but it has to be me ^^

I wish I didn't have as much schoolwork

Granted but now you have lots of emails to check.

I wish my dog could see better

granted but then it gets hip problems

I wish I had a doggie

eep! *crys*

Granted, but the dog hates you!

I wish i had more money

granted but you lose your friends

I wish I could meet Smoke in real life now

Granted but you both are seperated by a glass wall.

I wish Kyros was here right now

granted but (crap I don't want anything bad to happen)...um...you're out of food? that would be tragic *nods*

I wish I had lotsa food

Granted but you can't stop eating and...

I wish I didn't have to go to sleep right now.

you don't so you have to um...study

I wish I didn't have a spanish test today

Ay! Caramba! granted but now you only speak the spanish.

I wish I didnt have to tell Kyros this is my last post on this topic for now *Sleep calls*

granted so now you have to stay here all day

I wish Smoke didn't have to leave now

Granted but she falls asleep at the computer and doesnt post anymore.

I wish you didnt have a spanish test today either. *Night*