granted but all the same wish cancels each other out


so here it goes


i wish


i wish


i wish that i lived in the land of the wheel of time

granted but then you die becuase of lack of air

i wish i was a genie

granted but they threw away your lamp


i wish i could have all the super powers ever created

granted but you cant controll them and you end up killing yourself


i wish that i didn't need a lamp

granted but now you go up ina puff of smoke


i wish i couldnt ever die or grow old

granted, but since evryone does you end up alone


I wich nintendo release AC DS now

granted but now you can never eat, drink , or sleep

i wish i was a weredragon

granted but you get slain but a club weilding noop

i wish that they would remake ff6 with ff10 style graphics

granted but now the gameplay sucks

i wish i was invicable, invunerable, immortal, and didn't need to sleep or eat

granted but you go brain dead

i wish i could change form into animals

granted but now you can't look like a human

i wish i coiuld never go brain dead

granted but now you have no brain


i wish i had an extra set of organs

Granted, but then when you wished for "extra" they gave you too much and you explode and your innards are all over the place...etc.

I wish school would always end by the time school starts.

Granted, but you never learn anything, and your brain soon shrivels to the point of extinction. You then become a dumb....ass
I wish that there was peace in the world for eternity.

Granted, but not enough people die and the world becomes so overpopulated it's like 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag.
I wish that life was easy.

granted but then you get bored and blow yourself away

i wish anime was always free

granted but it is the anime you dont like.

i wish i was an inuyasha character.

Granted, but you turn into Inuyasha and Naraku kills you.

I wish I was a character in FMA.

granted but you are basqe gran <and eventually die.


I wish I had super nacho powers

Granted, but all your character does is walk by in the background once in the first episode.

I wish I was an animator.

granted but no one watches your stupid animations

i wish there were more people like Foamy the squirrel

granted, but we all turn foamy... and into a squirrel...

I wish someone can reply in Party House.

Granted, but it's nobody you want to talk to.

I wish my job was more stimulating.

Granted, but it becomes so stimulating you find you cannot bear it, and end up jumping of a bridge because of the stress.

I wish I could protect the people close to my heart.

Granted, but you die protecting them.

I wish that all my problems were solved.

granted but now everyone asks you to solve their problems


i wish everyone was a squirrel (for real) cuase then we would be cute

Granted, but after the wish is completed, every year the squirrels have to cross a super-highway or they will run out of food. And yes, there are cars driving on this highway.

I wish for the 7th Harry Potter book to be done and completed, and in my hands right now.

granted but the book is wrotten in a language you can't read

i wish cars could fly

granted but they all cras into trees
i wish that hotmail worked

granted but you dont have time to use it.

I wish I would have all the free time in the world

granted but the world came to an end i min later
i wish i had cookies!

granted but they r the ones that u hate
i wish i could do that e-mail

Granted, but they are like 1,000,000 years old.

I wish I was Edward Elric in FMA XD

granted but you soon die
i wish my new friend was here.

granted but you die


i wish animejunkie429800 would log on?

granted bbut u log off
i wish that i could get faster net

granted but your computer breaks
i wish i knew more japanesse

granted but you loose your speech in the prosses



I wish I had a better smelling deoderent

granted but its only one word
i wish that my computer was fixed

granted but you cant get on it
i wish i had lots of money!

granted but i take it off u for killing my computer
i wish that i did not have 2 do that

granted cuz i give it to you anyway!
i wish i lived in fuderal japan and i was a demon.

granted and their is no point in Corrupting that.
i wish my girlfriend was not so weird

granted but i act weird behind your back
am i really that weird?

yes well when people r demon's u start 2 think whats up with them but i know u & u r not that weird.
i wish for my tax 2 come 2 me soon $1000

I wish I could understand your wish to grant it.

i also wish for that!

in aus when u work u pay tax aud u get it back well some of it.
its tax time and i will be getting $1000

granted but then your home catches on fire

i wish i lived in a post apocaliptic world as a half-demon with great powers that haven't awaked yet will waken soon someday

I wish 13-yr-olds would stop being so desperate they'd settle with an online boy/girlfriend.