Granted, but Envy kills them both instead, and then you die of a broken heart after killing Envy for his dirty deed. (Sorry sis!)

I wish I was actually afraid of horror films. lol

Granted, but then, whenever you hear the word horror, you hide under your bed for 7 years.


I wish I could explain my feelings now...

Granted, but you now loose all of your feelings.

cannot corrupt 'cus it's impossible...

I wish I can read Lucky's Fanfiction on FF.net now.

granted, but your computer shots down when you are about to read it


I wich i had a mustache O.o

Granted, but it grows way too big and you choke on it.(aren't you a girl?)

I wish that I could go in and out of any anime whenever I wanted.

Yes i am a girl, i was just being silly

Granted, but soon they no longer air any of it


I wich i had 10,000 dollars

That's what I thought.

Granted, but now $10,000 will only buy you a single post it note.

I wish I had super strength.

Granted, but you can't touch anything (Including people) with out damaging or breaking it.

I wish I was imortal

Granted but you destroy and kill everything you touch even your loved ones and family

i wish i had the ability to turn invisable

Granted, but you get stuck in invisible mode and, from loneliness, go even more insane than you are now.

I wish I had no bones?(Family Guy)

Granted, but then you turn into a big blob and the only bones that you have in your body is your head, and chin (seriously, see that episode).

I wish I was playing:

[img]http://tinypic.com/8xt278.jpg[/img]

is there such a game

*sarcasim* Yes *end sarcasm*

That would be sweet if there was

Granted but you are actually in the game

i wish bandai would release .hack//fragment online already

That would be cool!

Granted, but the CD is scratched.

I wish for Edward not to get mad for people calling him 'chibi'.

granted, but now he gets mad coz no one call him that again


I wich i had a new computer

granted, but turns out, its from the future and you don't have the technology to work it.

I wish I don't have to go to Chinese School.

Granted, but now you go to a school in Iraq.

I wish I was in Japan again... T_T

granted but you have to be a japanese prostatute. lol


I wish I was imortal

granted, but now you are a vampire



I wich i was in japan too

Granted, but you carried cocaine into the airport and got arested.

I wish I had Birthday Cake already X3

granted but is made of poop

I WISH SOME ONE WOULD POST IN PARTY HOUSE

i just did, but no one will after me



I wich someone will post in "las letter word" and "word asociation"

granted but its you

I wish someone will post in " party house"

Granted, but it's Quis and she punishes you for all your double posts and grammer errors.

I wish to be the smartest man alive.

granted but u die 1 day later
i wish hotmail worked properly

granted but you are banned forever


I wish I had a pretsal

granted but it is old

i wish my inuyasha dvds worked.

granted but your dvd player wont work


i wish to be imortal

Granted, but you live to see an ongoing cycle of theft, murder and destruction for all eternity.
I wish the world was flat.

granted but then you fall off into space

i wish i was a vampire

Granted, but your fangs rot out and you die.

I wish I was a warewolf.

granted, but as you turn into one, you get shot by a silver bullet and die.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of hot pockets.

there goes my dream :sniff: lol

sumflip: Granted but you ended up getting so fat after eating all those hot pockets people not only mistake you for Gluttony, you can't even leave your house

I wish That there was there was world peace

Granted, but then all the n00bs start a war online.

I wish I was Edward and could be in the Alchemy world XD

Granted But you end up breaking your arm one to many times the military gets tired of paying for you to be able to get it repaird again and you live out the rest of your life with only one arm

I wish Al would die

granted but then ed goes on a rampage and kills everyone


i wish for people to respond in my .hack//Fragment Online thread

granted but then its erased

i wish everyone knew my name(hears the cheers jingle)

granted but then they forget it due to amnesia


i wish i knew what to wish for

granted but what a waste of a wish since now it passes over you

i wish people wouldnt worry so much about spelling and grammer(wishes really hard)

Granted, but you now suck at spelling and grammar.

I wish I could kill Pride. XD

grantd but then you die becuase of sniper's

i wish all the stupid people in the world die

granted, but we miss them so much that we become stupid as well



I wich some would post in "last letter word" (for real)

granted but it is quistis and she closes the game

i really wish someone would post in .hack//fragment online (even if you are going to argue against the fact that Bandai is evil)

Granted, but they're all n00bs

I wish that the FMA world was in Canada XD

Granted, but you're still a Canadian.

Again, I wish people would at least learn to spell the amazingly tricky word "grammer."

granted but then they start misspelling it on purpose


i wish that more people would make stupid wishes

granted everyone makes stupid wishes but are all them heard?

i wish i could have a body that was a suit of armor (rust proof)

granted but then you cant eat or sleep or do anything becuase everything is welded in place


i wish for ten million wishes