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Ummm..... granted, but then Envy feeds you to Gluttony.

I WISH ALL MY CHEMISTRY HOMEWORK WAS DONE FOREVER.

Done but then you coyuld never learn about alchemy through chemistry nor think about the song Period by chemistry while doing chemistry *i cant remember if chemistry do period*

I wish brotherhood pride was real and i could be friends with him

he becomes real but does not notice you

i wish my bro would shut up

granted but then your other bro starts sing "Excalibur"

I wish i was rich

Granted, but you're not allowed to spend your money on anything.

I wish I had nice, straight hair.

Granted, but you will never be able to style it ever again. No growing, cutting, ponytail-ing, curling, ect.

I wish I could control time

Granted but then you would lose track of it
I wish in all my storys i didnt make eveeryone die :/
*EDIT!* no way you people can help with that :/
I wish i was MAGICAL

Granted but you'll age 10 years everytime you use magic.

I wish I was the evil ruler of the world!

Granted, but then all the people you ruled over so evilly rise up and take you down. :c


I wish there was such thing as a cupcake tree, and that I had a whole cupcake forest growing in my backyard.

granted but the ants would ravage it
i wish i could do alchemy

granted, but your stuck here on earth where there's no such thing

i wish i could play the guitar REEEEEAAL GOOODLY :DDDDDD

Granted, but you never get a guitar

i wish i could marry Pride (brotherhood)

Granted but its a little disturbing YOU STOLE MY PRIDE BOYFRIEND >;(
i wish i could steal pride back

Granted but he loves my not you ^^

I wish i was a wolf

Granted but pride kills you then falls in love with me
i wish i could fly

NOOOOOO

granted but as soon as you start to fly you fall and die the end ^^

i wish friday was today ^^

It will be tomorrow, patience child!
I wish while i was falling i could flight form and glide safely to mine and prides wedding

granted, but pride leaves you at the altar

I wish i could eat the wedding cake

Granted but then prideb gets angry, kills you and marries me
I wish that i could marry Envy too and Pride wouldnt get jealous

Granted, but Envy Loves me
I wish i got married to Envy or Greed/Ling

Granted but Envy sees Greed Ling and because Envy supposedly loves you he kills ling then hates you and comes and marries me as well ans me and Pride and Envy live together
I wish Lunar then got a normal boyfriend

granted but envy starts t get envious of the rest and slaughters them and leaves you with nothing, while i profit at your expense by running the court case for the divorce as a lawyer.

I wish you two would stop arguing over the homunculus

Granted but then the Homunculus start arguing over us
I wish me and Selim bradely went to school together