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mongooseboi
Jul 13 2005, 02:33 PM
QUOTE(Guest @ Jul 13 2005, 02:24 PM)
Granted, but its in you're bathroom every time your about to pee.

Thanks for the grammar tip. But didn't it occur to you that as the complainer, I might have done it on purpose? :b

I wish that people would stop mispelling words so many times, especially if English is they're first language.
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granted, but you forget how to read the English language.

i wish lunar would release bleach episode 40.
Guest
Jul 13 2005, 02:35 PM
Granted, but the file is corrupted.

I wish people would stop wishing.
Luckyalchemy27
Jul 13 2005, 04:15 PM
Granted, but they all want to kill you now because of wish deprivation. laugh.gif

I wish I was a better writer.
Copycat-Heather-Elric
Jul 13 2005, 04:21 PM
Granted, but no one cares

I wish that Whinry would just not exist anymore!!!!!><
Toby-Chan
Jul 13 2005, 04:24 PM
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Jul 12 2005, 01:54 PM)
I wish for Envy in a vinyl french maids outfit to be my houseboy.
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Oh snap, you stole my fantasy! ohmy.gif


CHE @- Granted, but then Ed will hate you for badmouthing his friend and making her dissappear. Too bad for you.

I wish for a pair of cool combat boots.
Luckyalchemy27
Jul 13 2005, 04:28 PM
Granted, but they're way too small for you to wear.

I wish I didn't have this damn writer's block!! ><
Copycat-Heather-Elric
Jul 13 2005, 04:32 PM
QUOTE
CHE @- Granted, but then Ed will hate you for badmouthing his friend and making her dissappear. Too bad for you.


*cries*
No! No! No! I'm sorry Ed!!!!

Granted but you have a really hard time figuring out how to submit it

I wish that Ed was'nt mad at me anymore!
Guest
Jul 13 2005, 04:57 PM
Granted. He's not mad at you; he hates you.

I wish fangirls would stop overobsessing over Ed.
Luckyalchemy27
Jul 13 2005, 05:04 PM
Granted, now they're overobsessing about you. biggrin.gif

I wish that I wasn't so bored all the time.
silver bg
Jul 13 2005, 05:06 PM
granted but some comes and bugs you all the time


i wish i had a cool fanfic
Guest
Jul 13 2005, 05:06 PM
Granted, but now you have to chop the vegetables, take out the trash, scrub the toilet, and do a million other chores every day.

I wish I had more time to read.
silver bg
Jul 13 2005, 05:10 PM
granted but then your eyes fall out

I wish this guest would become a member
Guest
Jul 13 2005, 05:12 PM
Granted, but Guest never logs in.

I wish kids nowadays (younger than 16) wouldn't feel so pressured to have a boy/girlfriend.
silver bg
Jul 13 2005, 05:17 PM
granted but all the girls die instead
oh no that would be horrible

I wish you would stop posting
Luckyalchemy27
Jul 13 2005, 05:21 PM
Er....settle down, everyone.
Guest
Jul 13 2005, 05:22 PM
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I wish silver bg wouldn't be so easily offended.
silver bg
Jul 13 2005, 05:24 PM
i wasn't affended

i wish for a ckicken
Luckyalchemy27
Jul 13 2005, 05:34 PM
Granted, but it is pure evil. laugh.gif

I wish for....uh...I wish for there to be a South Park marathon on TV!
Guest
Jul 13 2005, 05:36 PM
Granted, but it's interrupted every fifteen minutes by newsflash starring Richard Simmons.

I wish I hadn't wished for what I'd wished for because every time my wish is granted I wish I hadn't wished what I'd wished for.
animejunkie429800
Jul 13 2005, 05:37 PM
granted, but you never get to see Kenny die. laugh.gif

I wish that Kaitou would already log on!
silver bg
Jul 13 2005, 05:39 PM
he will in 20min. or 1hr. and 20min.
animejunkie429800
Jul 13 2005, 05:46 PM
I wish Lucky would go to Party House topic now.
Guest
Jul 13 2005, 05:46 PM
QUOTE(animejunkie429800 @ Jul 13 2005, 05:37 PM)
I wish that Kaitou would already log on!
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Granted, but Kaitou has a mild amnesia and doesn't remember anything about you.

I wish I could stop picturing Luckyalchemy27 as that little guy from the Lucky Charms commercial.
silver bg
Jul 13 2005, 05:49 PM
granted but erases all of your memory


i wish lucky would post in party house
Luckyalchemy27
Jul 13 2005, 05:49 PM
Granted, but my post will make no sense. laugh.gif

I wish...for....more....South Park?
animejunkie429800
Jul 13 2005, 06:00 PM
cant do another wish more than once... laugh.gif

I wish for the avy to allow .bmp pictures too like silver's fourm.
Chrisy
Jul 13 2005, 06:33 PM
Granted, but nothing is in a BMP format.

I wish I could keep track of my own thread. blink.gif
animejunkie429800
Jul 13 2005, 06:39 PM
granted, but soon a raid of n00bs enter and post one by one. lol
Guest
Jul 14 2005, 05:34 AM
I wish a n00b would start realizing that s/he is one and stop acting so superior.
animejunkie429800
Jul 14 2005, 05:39 AM
Granted, but you soon turn into dust because the spell was so difficult.

I wish I didn't need to go to a cheesy dancing class in Chinese School.
Guest
Jul 14 2005, 05:46 AM
Granted, but now instead of a dance you have a class.

I wish people would stop complaining.
Le Monkey
Jul 14 2005, 05:52 AM
Granted.. but you start worse than them all

I wish .. wait.. no.. im good thanks.. happy.gif
animejunkie429800
Jul 14 2005, 05:55 AM
QUOTE
Granted, but now instead of a dance you have a class.

Too bad, Guest. I already go to school during summer.

I wish for... wait, there's nothing I need right now...
Zarpia
Jul 14 2005, 07:42 AM
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I wish for a faster computer
Chrisy
Jul 14 2005, 07:52 AM
Granted, but the internet doesn't work.

I wish I wish I was a fish...
Guest
Jul 14 2005, 08:16 AM
Granted, but you just caught a hook.

I wish I could finish my essay in 15 minutes.
«°~Envy™~°»
Jul 14 2005, 08:51 AM
Granted but you didn't get a single one right.

I wish I wish I were an Oscor Myer weiner
AlphonseRules
Jul 14 2005, 08:54 AM
Granted, but you will never experience the pleasure of being eaten.

I wish that all of my friends were not off at college.
silver bg
Jul 14 2005, 08:55 AM
granted but i eat you


i wish i had a cow
BellatrixAngelofKyo
Jul 14 2005, 09:17 AM
Granted, but it sits on you and breaks every bone in your body except your feet and skull.

I wish I could kill Envy
AlphonseRules
Jul 14 2005, 09:34 AM
Granted, he becomes mortal(so you could kill him) but I get to do the honors. biggrin.gif

I wish I had a laptop.
«°~Envy™~°»
Jul 14 2005, 09:59 AM
Damn you two for that wish lmao

and

Granted but Someone hacks into your laptop and you no longer have control over it

I wish Britiney spears was my sex slave and never made a song again
AlphonseRules
Jul 14 2005, 10:02 AM
Granted, but you become gay.(sorry Envy, I had to) laugh.gif tongue.gif

I wish that I was off at college where I will have high speed internet.
«°~Envy™~°»
Jul 14 2005, 10:05 AM
lmao@Tin Can

Granted But then The School Blows Up

I wish I had a million dollors
BellatrixAngelofKyo
Jul 14 2005, 10:05 AM
Lmao Good one, Al! (About Envy)

Granted, but some random person robs you and leaves you with a sum total of $10 and 59 cents.

I wish I could live in Austraila
«°~Envy™~°»
Jul 14 2005, 10:19 AM
sweet i got left with ten bucks and 59 cents why did they take 41 cents from me strange lol

Granted but then some Kangaroo bounces on you till you die


I wished i lived in Japan
Le Monkey
Jul 14 2005, 10:22 AM
Granted..

But you are blind and cant move.. tongue.gif
BellatrixAngelofKyo
Jul 14 2005, 10:23 AM
Envy - Wish granted, but you get mobbed the first day by adoring Envy fanboys and suffocated to death as they lovingly fight over who you go home with first!

I wish I had cable.
AlphonseRules
Jul 14 2005, 10:26 AM
Granted, but you can't change the channel and are stuck watching the Weather Channel for all eternity.

I wish my brother had a job.
sumflip
Jul 14 2005, 10:27 AM
Granted, but he got fired the next day for accidently burning down the office ;[

I wish for a new fan.
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