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Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but the next day it was missing.


I wish that I have a new high-end computer. Hopefully using at least an Athlon X2 5500+ or Core 2 Duo E6600.
Indignant Judgment
Granted, it already has a virus installed into it blink.gif

I wish that I had an older brother...I have like 5 younger brothers, what fun laugh.gif
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but I suddenly become older than you and I become your older brother. ph34r.gif Muhahahahaha!!! I'll order you around and you'll have to call me "brother", not by my first name. tongue.gif laugh.gif

I wish I have a brother, younger or older. I never really do any bonding with my sister. (I still wish Illusionist Alchemist was my older brother. I'll start calling you brother then. tongue.gif biggrin.gif)

*How are you feeling, brother? happy.gif
Indignant Judgment
Granted but you and your brother are very different and you at least get into fights at least once a day

I wish that I had more memory on my computer
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but your processor suddenly overheats and your computer stops working.


I wish they would release Red Alert 3 early next year. I can't wait anymore!!! Red Alert rules! biggrin.gif
Indignant Judgment
Granted, the game is a dud and freezes everytime you try and play it

I wish that I was 'up-to-date' on some anime stuff laugh.gif
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but all your anime merchandise are suddenly missing. ph34r.gif


I wish that I can drive right now.
Indignant Judgment
Granted, you now have to drive a military tank into Iraq blink.gif

I wish we weren't going to have chili for dinner?
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but you now have to eat dog meat for dinner! laugh.gif ph34r.gif


I wish I can play the role of James Bond when I'm old, probably around 45. James Bond is the coolest spy ever!!! biggrin.gif Ethan Hawke of Mission Impossible sucks compared to James Bond
~Edward~Elric~Fan~
Granted but then they fire ya ohmy.gif.

I wish i could re-watch the whole Inuyasha series in two seconds tongue.gif.

(Ratzenheich FMA Super fan: You would be a great James Bond happy.gif!)
Indignant Judgment
Granted, you just forgot it laugh.gif Wow, it leaves just as fast at it came wink.gif

I wish that I could read mind, i guess laugh.gif
~Edward~Elric~Fan~
Granted but then you will hear people talk non-stop in their minds and you'll go crazy wacko.gif lol.

I wish it wasen't dark out.
Indignant Judgment
Granted, eternal daylight shines on your house now...

I wish that this coming up week was over wacko.gif
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but the next week was hell week. ph34r.gif

*I think that reading minds is possible. I went to some of those psychic forums recently and made flame wars about it being fake... too bad being the hypocrite that I am I made a new account and asked for help because I was interested too. >_< I'm still a newbie though. I can only make a thing called a psiball and make it warmer or colder or tinglier. XD


I wish that I can go to the same college as Illusionist Alchemist. tongue.gif
Indignant Judgment
Granted, too bad I am not in college now laugh.gif

I wish that I would feel better on Monday...
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but you suddenly become really uncontrollably hyper that day. XD


I wish that I could stay home all day.
Indignant Judgment
Granted, but you have nothing to do and the power isn't working blink.gif

I wish that I had more memory on my MP3 player >.<
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but suddenly no earphones would work on your Mp3 player. XD


I wish I could drive a Porsche Carrera GT and crash and die. ph34r.gif
Indignant Judgment
What?! Why would you want to do that? Not Even Granted >.<

I wish that it wasn't so late here...
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
*Hey! You can't do that! mad.gif You have to grant it and do something. tongue.gif

Granted, but you fell asleep as you came here.


I wish that I get a laptop with a dedicated mid-range video card.
Indignant Judgment
*You want to bet! laugh.gif

Granted, it has a virus installed into it

I wish that I could get a haircut soon.
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted... but the guy accidentally shaved a big portion of your head. ph34r.gif


I wish that tanks would steamroll into my village and kill everyone, including me! ph34r.gif tongue.gif
Indignant Judgment
Will you knock that Off!!.......fine then, granted only the giant green giant steal the steam roller and drives away to kill me ph34r.gif

I wish that I didn't have to do my 10 minute speech >.<
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
QUOTE(Illusionist Alchemist @ Apr 15 2007, 11:22 AM) [snapback]530333[/snapback]
Will you knock that Off!!.......fine then, granted only the giant green giant steal the steam roller and drives away to kill me ph34r.gif

I wish that I didn't have to do my 10 minute speech >.<


Oh noes... you're gonna die!!! sad.gif Just playing with you there Justin. laugh.gif happy.gif


I wish that the money in my wallet kept on multiplying every hour. biggrin.gif
Indignant Judgment
...happy.gif That good, I don't want you to feel the necessity to die...

Granted, but all that money keeps multiplying and you have to evacuate your house

I wish that I also had some money
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but you lost your wallet. ph34r.gif


*I'll just keep spending and spending till the money shrinks again or I'll just keep on depositing in the bank. XD


I wish that I can start driving soon.




Indignant Judgment
Granted but you crash your car on the first day you get it and your insurance sky-rockets blink.gif

I wish that Ratzenheich could stay on longer tongue.gif
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but I'm left alone in the house and a robber kills me while robbing the house. ph34r.gif


I wish that I can hang out with Illusionist Alchemist in person for at least one day. happy.gif
Indignant Judgment
Granted, but the day after, I die of a weirdo disease O.o

I wish that my dog didn't just jump on top of me laugh.gif
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but your dog starts to pee on you instead. O_O;

*Oh no!!! Don't die on me! sad.gif


I wish that Albert Einstein was my personal tutor.
Indignant Judgment
Granted, but kills your brain from too much thinking

*Does he have to pee on me laugh.gif

I wish that I didn't have to take down easter decorations...
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but you now have to do other chores. XD

*Whoa! You decorate for easter there?
** And yup, your dog has to pee on you. tongue.gif happy.gif

I wish that I can trade my dog for a working PSP.
Indignant Judgment
Granted but you dog comes back to you and the PSP is actually brand new laugh.gif I felt like being nice this time wink.gif

I wish that there was more time in life...
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but you'll be spending more time with me. tongue.gif happy.gif

*O.o But I don't really like my dog... Does he have to come back? sad.gif


I wish I was taller. I'm only 5"1, 5"2 or 5"3 I think. sad.gif
Indignant Judgment
laugh.gif Granted but now you are too tall for your room and have to be on your knees to walk around

*That isn't a bad deal to spend the day with you happy.gif
**Yes, comes with the PSP

I wish that I could meet an anime character
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but he starts making fun of you. laugh.gif


I wish that I can try automail, like the ones that Ed use, just for one day.
Indignant Judgment
Granted, but you don't get your real arm back blink.gif

I wish that I didn't have to sleep...
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but you'll be sleeping for 3 days. XD


I wish I my soul can be transferred to a suit of armor, just like the one Al has, just for one day.
Indignant Judgment
Granted, but your body has some defects to it...

I wish that I was in an anime..
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but you're now stuck in that anime world forever. O_O

*What do you mean by defects in the body?


I wish that I have the Philosopher's Stone even if alchemy doesn't work here. Well, just for kicks. XD I'll turn it into a necklace and hang it on my neck. laugh.gif
Indignant Judgment
laugh.gif Granted but now everyone you knew and loved has disappeared...

*By defects I mean when you get your body back you could have like an extra arm or one eye

I wish that my brother wasn't so annoying...
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but then I become your brother and I start to annoy you more. tongue.gif happy.gif

Eww... I don't wanna have extra limbs. >_<


I wish that Ed, Al and Winry suddenly have a sleep-over at Illusionist Alchemist's house. XD
Indignant Judgment
Granted, but they all say that they didn't like me and go to Ratzenheich's laugh.gif

I wish that I wasn't running out of things to wish for biggrin.gif
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but your dog starts talking to you and telling you more things to wish for. O_O

*Ed, Al and Winry can't possibly do that. They'll obviously like you. I also live at the other end of the world you know. tongue.gif


I wish that I can do alchemy like how Ed does it. biggrin.gif
Indignant Judgment
Granted, but you have to have an automail leg and arm happy.gif

I wish that I wasn't so dang tired all of a sudden >_<
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but then my wish kicks in. tongue.gif


I wish that Illusionist Alchemist wasn't tired. (You don't have to stay up late if you don't want to. If you're tired you should rest. And you should because you're still sick. sad.gif I hope you feel better. happy.gif )
Indignant Judgment
Granted, but I do become deathly sick...

I wish that Ratzenheich could live closer to me, or vice versa happy.gif

*Thanks for your concern buddy, but I am fine wink.gif
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but I now go around you all the time and bugging you like a little brother. XD tongue.gif

*Brother, can we buy ice cream? Brother, can I go there? Brother, wanna play Wii Sports with me? Brother, I wanna go home! >_< wacko.gif Illusionist Alchemist goes crazy. laugh.gif

I wish airline tickets cost $10 each. Flatrate and to any location in the world.
Indignant Judgment
Granted but you have to sit by some weirdo that looks like a murderer O__O

I wish that the weekend wasn't going by so fast...
Ratzenheich FMA Super fan
Granted, but your mom gives you additional work to do. mellow.gif


I wish that I get a laptop for my birthday.
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