Granted but the link will keep breaking

I wish I had more to do

Granted, but then you forget what you had to do.

I wish I didn't have to go to school >.<

Granted but the airforce suddenly bombs your school and your parents volunteer to hold class instead at your house! XD

I wish I become as good as Edshrimp in drawing.

granted but everytime you draw something bad happens nothing too bad though...

I wish I can draw Kanda nicely

Granted but your writing instruments break everytime you attempt to draw.

I wish I can go to Amestris and meet Ed, Al, Winry, Roy, Riza, everyone. XD

Granted, but you have to take me with you (That is ultimately evil XD)

I wish that I had some ideas for my fanfic >.<

That isn't evil. LOL. I'll gladly take you with me if that can happen. XD

Granted but as the really good ideas start popping into your head every one of your thoughts start materializing and things were becoming disasterous.


I wish I can go to Europe and have a 2 month tour there.

Granted, but you don't have any money with you

I wish that I had an idea for my fanfic >.<

Granted, no one likes it!

I wish I could be bothered to finish off that pic.. >.<"

Granted, but then the pic looks weird cause ya rushed.

I wish i could go to the bookstore now.

Granted, but you don't have any money with you

I wish that my ramen would cook faster

Granted, but then when you get it on the plate it gets cold .

I wish my side didn't hurt

(Illusionist Alchemist: You are making me laugh so much .)

Granted, everything else will.

I wish I had more music

You got more music but your earphones suddenly blew up and you became deaf.


I wish I'm as rich as Bill Gates. Ahahaha!!!

Granted. But then US dollars slumps down and all trades conducted using Euro.

I wish I was a star giving hope to everyone~

Granted, but then a team of elite assassins come and assassinate you and you're dead.
*It doesn't mean that all of my money are in US dollars. So I'm still as rich as Bill Gates... Oops. I'll actually be richer than him because all of his money is in US dollars.

I wish that I'm already 18 years old and in a college somewhere in Canada or the USA.

Granted, but you are a brain in a jar.

I wish for a fish.

granted, but it is dead...

i wish that our final rehearsal would be successful....

Granted No one is there though

I wish I wasn't so sick now >.<

Granted, but then the next day you get even worse.

I wish i already new how to play the guitar.

Granted but you can't find a guitar to play

I wish I was pro edward elric

Granted, you die. (...)

I wish Wordpad didn't suck so much.

Granted but now it goes bye-bye

I wish that I didn't have to go to school tomorrow >.<

Granted, but your computer stops working tomorrow. O_O

I wish that Illusionist Alchemist was my big brother.

Granted but...... I don't know, I have some kind of growth defect

I wish that I wasn't so depressed...

@Ratzenheich,

Granted, you start to feel good and okay. But... here I come and start teasing you. j/k

I wish that Roy Mustang was my personal bodyguard. XD

Granted. But he snaps his fingers at you whenever you are naughty.
Ratzenheich= BBQ

Wish I have lobsters for dinner tonight...

Granted, but as you were about to get the lobster it started moving and snaps your hands.

I still wish Illusionist Alchemist was my big brother. Growth defect or not.

Granted... I don't know, we just have to live on Mars

I wish my brain would function

Granted, but your body suddenly freezes. XD

*Umm... why must we live on Mars? O_O;

I wish there was world peace. Muhahahaha! And I become the ruler of the world...

WOrld of ants

Wish all the conflicts will stop.

Granted, no one is around except you

I wish that I was not sick

@ Ratzenheich, because my half working brain couldn't think of anything else

granted but..you lose a limb.
I wish for absolute power.

Granted. Absolute power to rule the ant kingdom... XD

I wish I am the God of Peace

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Its been such a long time I didn't play forum games with you Demon_x ^.^

Granted, but you'll have to face me and that's something I don't want.
I wish for the ability of flight.

Granted, but SAM sites around the world lock on to you when you fly so if you ever try to fly, expect missiles to follow.


I wish that I can go back and forth in time without limits.

Granted, But first you must solve this calculus integration problem with limits.

The integral from 4 to 7 of the integral from x^2 to 1/x of the function (3y^2)/(y^4-y)^(1/2) dy dx.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but it was stolen from a bank and the police are after you

I wish my computer wasn't so slow...

your wish is Granted but your PC get's too hyper to to use.
I wish for apples that never rotten

Granted, they are just poisened

I wish I had my FMA manga...

Granted, but suddenly, as you opened the magna the Gate of Truth opened and sucked you in. You've got a 50/50 chance of dying or getting to Amestris. O_O


I wish I get a PSP tomorrow.

Granted but it doesn't work and that was the last one in stock for a month

I wish that I was near the same time zone as Ratzenheich...

Granted, but you'll make me so happy I'll die.

I wish that I can go to America and visit Illusionist Alchemist.

Granted, but now for some reason I moved to Germany Nothing just works out huh?

I wish that I had some more music >.< The same stuff is really getting boring...

Granted, but for some reason, you became deaf.

*Then I'll follow you to Germany. Anyway, the Scandinavian countries, Germany and France are the places I've always dreamed of going to.


I wish that Illusionist Alchemist was my cousin (but I'll start calling him "brother" instead ).

*Hello, brother!

Granted, but we live on the other side of the world...oh wait

I wish that the days were longer...

Granted, but now each year has twice as many days.


I wish that Illusionist Alchemist is my neighbor. XD

Granted, I have a private property sign on my lawn and no one can come in due to the fact that I am allergic to the sun (I am not really allergic to the sun just FYI)

I wish I had more anime DVDs?

Granted, but they're used, scratched and won't work.

I wish I could finish my drawings!

Granted, but as soon as they are done, something is spilled on them

I wish that I had a new notebook, running out of room O.o