Feb 28 2007, 04:00 PM
Granted, but the program is replaced by something much, much worse. Example? Mr. Meaty.
I wish I didn't have any homework.
Feb 28 2007, 04:45 PM
Granted, but you have a test in all your subjects tomorrow.
I wish that I could meet Laura Bailey.
Mar 1 2007, 06:16 AM
granted but she's gonna have a car crash on her way to meet you
I wish that my little brother would stop singing
Mar 1 2007, 07:39 AM
Granted, but your power goes out
I wish that I had something to eat
Granted but you must eat nothing but dog food for the remainder of your life...
I wish it would stop snowing
Mar 1 2007, 08:30 AM
^Granted but now it's really hot outside.
I wish I could read Japanese.
Mar 1 2007, 10:23 AM
Granted, but you forget how to speak
I wish that the snow would melt
Granted, but now it's a desert.
I wish spring were here...
Mar 1 2007, 02:29 PM
Granted but the sun will never rise.
I wish I could go to sleep right now
Mar 1 2007, 03:18 PM
granted, but you will sleep too late and miss whatever you intended to do later/the next day.
I wish I were 5' 6".
Mar 1 2007, 05:08 PM
granted, but then you must be 5'7" to do everything.
I wish my USB ports on my computer would work
Mar 1 2007, 05:13 PM
^Granted but your internet crashes.
I wish the new software I ordered would come.
Mar 1 2007, 05:51 PM
Granted, but it doesnt work
I wish my brother would stop nagging me
Mar 1 2007, 05:51 PM
Granted, but he goes into a coma.
I wish the wheel on my chair would stop falling off.
Mar 1 2007, 05:53 PM
Granted, but the back end falls off
I wish I could decide on something to eat
Granted, but then you decided to eat nothing and starve to death...(maybe that was a bit harsh o_o) [this game is quite evil isn't it?
I wish I had my new manga collection in my dorm...
Mar 1 2007, 07:50 PM
Granted, but the rest have vanished O.O NUOOOOOOOOO!
I wish I had a new game to play on my Wii
granted, but now you don't have your Wii to play it on (oooh, dang o_o)
I wish that I wouldn't spam so much u.u
Mar 1 2007, 08:25 PM
Granted, but you're [Insert countrys name here] #1 Enemy O.O
I wish that my cellphone would work
Granted, but then it breaks into a million-cagillion-bajillion-fagillion pieces 10 seconds later (life is too cruel u.u)
I wish for a million dollars! XD
Mar 1 2007, 08:33 PM
Granted, but it was stolen from the Bank
I wish I could find my camera
Granted, but then THAT breaks into a million-bagillion-fajillion-gagillion pieces also.... (don't you hate when that happens)
Wishes for world peace ^__^ (I HAD to say it)
Mar 1 2007, 08:41 PM
Granted, but then a parallel world goes into war with us, giving us a universal war
I wish I wasnt so tired
Granted but then you NEVER sleep again!!! GASP-ERS! O_O
I wish ....that I could think of something to wish for o_o;
Mar 1 2007, 08:47 PM
Granted, but then you can never post here again O.O
I wish my music player was working
Granted, but then it only plays the spiritless lyrics of a lecture teacher droning on and on about all the corruption in the world...
I wish that I were in Japan
Mar 1 2007, 08:56 PM
Granted, but you forget to speak Japanese (if you already knew any)
I wish I knew how to speak Japanese
Granted but then you get a tumor in your throat--they do surgery but then they mess up and you are unable to speak ever again O___O
I wish I were outta college already
Mar 1 2007, 09:02 PM
Granted, but you move back with your parents (if your not living with them now)
I wish that Spongebob would turn off (I already wished for this once but it just keeps coming back
I guess the genie is getting lazy XP
GRANTED! *poof* but you're TV explodes into a million-bagillion...you get the gist ^^;;
I wish I had no school tomorrow (that's more like a "prayer" =P)
Mar 1 2007, 09:31 PM
Granted, but you're stuck in your dorm/house
I wish my brother would go away
^I'm cool with that
GRANTED, but then he explodes into a million, bagillion.....nevermind, you just never see him again ^^;;; (I've got to stop exploding things lol)
I wish for a ...2 by 4!!
Mar 1 2007, 09:38 PM
Granted, but then it explodes into a million, jillion pieces too
I wish that I wasnt so tired (I hope i didnt wish for that already)
Mar 1 2007, 09:42 PM
^Granted, but now you're overly hyper.
I wish my throat would stop being so sore.
Mar 1 2007, 09:47 PM
Granted, but you have a major headache
I wish for something that would enable me to fly
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! O.O!
...*ahem* I mean GRANTED! But then it explodes into...should I? ...hmm...nah...yes... MILLION-BAGILLION-KAJILLION-FAGILLION PIECES! XD MWHAHAHAA!
I wish that things would stop exploding XD
Mar 1 2007, 09:56 PM
Granted, they just suddenly disappear O.O
I wish I could get "This is Halloween" out of my head?
Mar 2 2007, 08:02 AM
^Granted, but now you get "My Humps" stuck in your head
I wish I had a certain video game >.>
Mar 2 2007, 10:21 AM
^Granted but now you don't have the system to play your certain game
I wish I could find my brush
patkk the dictator/ninja/fish
Mar 2 2007, 12:21 PM
i wish my memory card didn't format itself
and while i'm at it i wish i could play tag in a room without gravity
Mar 2 2007, 02:44 PM
Granted, but your [insert product of memory card] is gone
I wish there was something to do
Mar 10 2007, 03:40 AM
granted but you're gonna suffer
I wish guys in the real world were as hot and good looking as the ones in anime/manga
Mar 10 2007, 04:01 AM
granted, but all of them are after others...
i wished i could kill Rafid.
Mar 10 2007, 05:22 AM
Granted, but you're not able to find Rafid
I wish I had some french toast.
Mar 10 2007, 06:42 AM
granted, but you cant get them.
i wish i could finish off memorizing my poetry...
Mar 10 2007, 11:00 AM
Granted, however now you're illiterate and are a mute (in other words have now way of showing that you actually memorized it)
I wish I had a working time-machine that I can use.
Mar 10 2007, 12:23 PM
Granted, but it takes you to a different world instead
I wish that all of the groceries were put away...
Mar 10 2007, 02:11 PM
Granted, but they're all in the wrong place!
I wish I could sleep in.
Mar 10 2007, 05:02 PM
Granted, but just don't expect to ever wake up again.
I wish I would stop procrastinating.
Mar 10 2007, 05:27 PM
Granted, but your work doesnt get done right
I wish I was an animal
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