Granted, but the program is replaced by something much, much worse. Example? Mr. Meaty.

I wish I didn't have any homework.

Granted, but you have a test in all your subjects tomorrow.

I wish that I could meet Laura Bailey.

granted but she's gonna have a car crash on her way to meet you

I wish that my little brother would stop singing

Granted, but your power goes out

I wish that I had something to eat

Granted but you must eat nothing but dog food for the remainder of your life...

I wish it would stop snowing

^Granted but now it's really hot outside.
I wish I could read Japanese.

Granted, but you forget how to speak

I wish that the snow would melt

Granted, but now it's a desert.

I wish spring were here...

Granted but the sun will never rise.

I wish I could go to sleep right now

granted, but you will sleep too late and miss whatever you intended to do later/the next day.

I wish I were 5' 6".

granted, but then you must be 5'7" to do everything.

I wish my USB ports on my computer would work

^Granted but your internet crashes.

I wish the new software I ordered would come.

Granted, but it doesnt work

I wish my brother would stop nagging me

Granted, but he goes into a coma.

I wish the wheel on my chair would stop falling off.

Granted, but the back end falls off

I wish I could decide on something to eat

Granted, but then you decided to eat nothing and starve to death...(maybe that was a bit harsh o_o) [this game is quite evil isn't it?]

I wish I had my new manga collection in my dorm...

Granted, but the rest have vanished O.O NUOOOOOOOOO!

I wish I had a new game to play on my Wii

granted, but now you don't have your Wii to play it on (oooh, dang o_o)

I wish that I wouldn't spam so much u.u

Granted, but you're [Insert countrys name here] #1 Enemy O.O

I wish that my cellphone would work

Granted, but then it breaks into a million-cagillion-bajillion-fagillion pieces 10 seconds later (life is too cruel u.u)

I wish for a million dollars! XD

Granted, but it was stolen from the Bank

I wish I could find my camera

Granted, but then THAT breaks into a million-bagillion-fajillion-gagillion pieces also.... (don't you hate when that happens)


Wishes for world peace ^__^ (I HAD to say it)

Granted, but then a parallel world goes into war with us, giving us a universal war

I wish I wasnt so tired

Granted but then you NEVER sleep again!!! GASP-ERS! O_O

I wish ....that I could think of something to wish for o_o;

Granted, but then you can never post here again O.O

I wish my music player was working

Granted, but then it only plays the spiritless lyrics of a lecture teacher droning on and on about all the corruption in the world...

I wish that I were in Japan

Granted, but you forget to speak Japanese (if you already knew any)

I wish I knew how to speak Japanese

Granted but then you get a tumor in your throat--they do surgery but then they mess up and you are unable to speak ever again O___O

I wish I were outta college already

Granted, but you move back with your parents (if your not living with them now)

I wish that Spongebob would turn off (I already wished for this once but it just keeps coming back )

I guess the genie is getting lazy XP

GRANTED! *poof* but you're TV explodes into a million-bagillion...you get the gist ^^;;

I wish I had no school tomorrow (that's more like a "prayer" =P)

Granted, but you're stuck in your dorm/house

I wish my brother would go away

^I'm cool with that

GRANTED, but then he explodes into a million, bagillion.....nevermind, you just never see him again ^^;;; (I've got to stop exploding things lol)

I wish for a ...2 by 4!!

Granted, but then it explodes into a million, jillion pieces too

I wish that I wasnt so tired (I hope i didnt wish for that already)

^Granted, but now you're overly hyper.

I wish my throat would stop being so sore.

Granted, but you have a major headache

I wish for something that would enable me to fly

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! O.O!
...*ahem* I mean GRANTED! But then it explodes into...should I? ...hmm...nah...yes... MILLION-BAGILLION-KAJILLION-FAGILLION PIECES! XD MWHAHAHAA!

I wish that things would stop exploding XD

Granted, they just suddenly disappear O.O

I wish I could get "This is Halloween" out of my head?

^Granted, but now you get "My Humps" stuck in your head

I wish I had a certain video game >.>

^Granted but now you don't have the system to play your certain game

I wish I could find my brush

i wish my memory card didn't format itself
and while i'm at it i wish i could play tag in a room without gravity

Granted, but your [insert product of memory card] is gone

I wish there was something to do

granted but you're gonna suffer


I wish guys in the real world were as hot and good looking as the ones in anime/manga

granted, but all of them are after others...

i wished i could kill Rafid.

Granted, but you're not able to find Rafid

I wish I had some french toast.

granted, but you cant get them.

i wish i could finish off memorizing my poetry...

Granted, however now you're illiterate and are a mute (in other words have now way of showing that you actually memorized it)



I wish I had a working time-machine that I can use.

Granted, but it takes you to a different world instead

I wish that all of the groceries were put away...

Granted, but they're all in the wrong place!

I wish I could sleep in.

Granted, but just don't expect to ever wake up again.

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

Granted, but your work doesnt get done right

I wish I was an animal