What I'd say and do:

Gluttony: "I have the perfect girl for you", and pair him up with Miaka from Fushigi Yuugi. Who can eat more? That would be interesting to see. They have so much in common, both ditzy, both child-like, and both love to eat. But, poor Gluttony really deserves better than her.

Greed: Tell him how cool he is and just hang with him, I suppose. He'd be able to show me some fun, and loosen up, unlike most people I know.^^;;

Ed: Let him know that I empathize with the shortness thing. "I hate being told I'm short too, Ed". *Ed: Don't call me a shrimp!*

Lust: I'd rather be too busy doing other things with her to have any time for conversation.

Denny Bloch - Tell Maria Ross that you love her.

Archer: *Beat him with a lead pipe..

Izumi: "I want to be an alchemist too!! TEAHCH ME!!! PLEASE!!!!"

Tucker: *Scream and run in the other direction

Ed and Al: "I'm coming with you, and it's not up for negotiation. "

Ed- You are so cute! *runs up and glomps him* *looks at his automail arm* Shiny! ^-^

Al- Dood, you're shiny! Wanna go look for cats?

Envy- Turn into something shiny! *clings to his arm* But first let me hug you and play with your hair!

Wrath- You're so cute! And you look a lot like Mokuba from Yu-gi-oh... let's play something!

Lust- You are so cool... wanna be friends?

Gluttony- O_O Stay away from my pocky! *takes pocky and runs off*
random person: Hey! Come back with my pocky!
Me: *runs faster*

Greed- If Mr. Famous from MMBN got a nose job and filed his teeth into points, he'd look exactly like you... *poke*



...That's all I can think of for now. ^^

(Not my original idea, Pinako says this in manga Omake (bonus,) but I would love to say this if I ever meet Ed and Al's dad...)

I'll put it in spoiler, just in case, for American CN anime viewers.
[Spoiler]Hohemheim: "(You) Homeless!!" [/spoiler]

Ed: 'See, you're not the only short person....not that I'm calling you short (gets beaten)'

Al: Keep it up, everyone needs an optimist

Winry: Look you know and I know...only he doesn't (manga Winry mainly)

Roy: Not every woman loves you

Riza: Damn you really are hot, I'm a straight girl and can say that!

General Homonculus: losers, go get a real job (apart from Lust)

Here what I'd say with some characters.

Archer: Ok Bitch! Drop that big ass gun on the ground and no one will get hurt! Oh wait...

Roze: That is one ugly baby you've got there!

Ed: Hey there shortass. *dies*

Al: Do you use WD-40 on that thing?

Winry: Guess what! There's this girl called Roze after your man. Here's a hammer.

Hughes: If your so smart then how comes your dead?

Nina: Your gonna regret living with your father for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it.

Tucker: Do a headstand and then I'll speak to you.

Mustang: If you weren't such an asshole then maybe you'd get laid by one of those chicks. Or do you swing both ways as some rabid fan girls think you do?

Gluttony: THAT'S MY PORK CHOP ASSHOLE!!!!

Envy: FOR GOD'S SAKE PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!!!

Wrath: *shoots Wrath*

Sloth: There's this thing called the sun. Why hasn't it evaporated you yet?

Dante: I HAVE THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE!!! Although some people call it a Cherry sweet.

Lust: You may not be human but there are a lot of perverted hentai freaks that don't care.

Here's mine

Archer: You're a mean son of a bitcfh *Kills him

Roze: *glomps*

Ed: *Glomps and Steals him away*

Al: (see above)

Winry: *shooves her where gluttony is* (yeah, I really hate her)

Hughes: I wanna see more poicture of your uberly cute daughter

Nina: *glomps*

Tucker: *kills him with my katana*

Mustang: *do the same for him whith winry*

Gluttony: Ok, Gluttony, Eat those two *points to the colonal and Winry*

Envy: OMG I LURVE YOU

Wrath: *Hugs Wrath*

Sloth: *gets my friend Aki and let nher freeze sloth

Dante: *Killes her*

Lust: Well, suga, I have nothing against ya, but *Glomps*

I'd check to see if Izumi's boobs really are made of steel.

...

Then she'd probably pwn me into next week.

I'd hug Wrath and get him a counselor to talk about his problems to and medicate him

Then I'd call Mini, and we'd hunt down Envy together and... you know what...

a lot of these replys are disturbing

Edo-kun: i think you all know what i'd do muwahahahahahaha
Aru-kun: awwww you're so misunderstood lets go look for nekos!
Winry-chan: hello, what a shiny wench you got there
Envy-tree: grrrrrrrrr,you stupid,cross-dressing palm tree!!!!!!!! of course this would be behind his back

I'd give Rose a big hug and tell her she'll be okay, and that she's really not alone in the world, and go otherwise all generally Tohru on her. Yeah, I am a total sucker for pitiable people. So sue me.

Since my neighbors are starting to decorate their houses with Christmas decorations, I have this irresistible urge to put up Christmas lights on Armstrong's shirtless body, and top it with a star on his head!!

For Flecher:*glomps and steals him away from Russel.* He's mine....
Russel:ahhh I like him too. *kisses him on the cheek*

lol

awwww there'd be so many things that i'd want to do. basically, just spend time together and be friends or something. ^__^

i wanna go hug ed and al for everything they've gone through. and then i'd have to get a signed photo of both of them. i'd treasure it forever.

....aaand.... i were to meet dante, i'd throw empty soda cans at her

If I met sciezka I would try to hook her up with Fury.

Tucker:B*STARD!!!*chases him w/ pitchfork*
Ed:O.O I love you!*hug of death*
[spoiler] If I met Noah from the movie :YOU WENCH I HATE YOU!!! [/spoiler]

Assuming I was free of all repercussions, I'd totally ask Kimblee why he likes being a jackass all the time. Afterwards, I'd run away as far as possible.

I would bake Ed a nice pie!

HE HE, this is gonna be fun

Ed: *measure diffrence of his height and mine* lol, you shorty, shrimp, super midget, miniture pea, i cant even see you among all of this sand HAHAHAHAHAHA! *run away before i get killed*

Al: Does this thing take Quarters?

Riza: MUHAHAHA! .................* several untypeable things insue*........*waits ten minutes*..............*repeats*

Roy: Can I borrow your glove? ohh, and GO MINISKIRTS!

Lust: see Riza

Gluttony: have an easting contest and win

Envy: scream "PALM TREE!" then run like hell.

Ling(manga): Kick his butt with the glove i borrowed from Roy

Archer: see Ling

Kiblee: see Archer

Greed: Wanna go out to drink buddy? *get smashed, and start talking in a scottish accent* Them's Some Fine Ladies here! *you can guess*

Armstrong: Rip my shirt off and pose like he does so he knows how stupid he looks

thats all i can think of for now, I WILL POST AGAIN!

*Raises hand and volunteers to be Greed's "Lady"* LMBO!!

Nice post!

Would want to meet hughes, Such a nice Daddy. Would ask for some pointers for if i ever became a parent

If I ever meet Pinako, I'm gonna ask her to make an automail leg for my cat.

K, I'm BACK AGAIN

Izumi: Teach me alchemy!

Dante: *make obscene hand gesture* @#%$ you $%#@&! *kill her with Roy's glove*

Sloth: Mommy, is that you!?! *rush up to her and hug her* she says "wtf?" but goes along with it.

King Bradley: can I borrow your eyepatch??? and one of your swords? those things are SWEET !

Wrath: *slap him upside the head* ya little punk, take that miniskirt off you fruit!

Ed: *Steal his leg and his arm* MUHAHAHA! Get 'em ROY!

Havoc: *go out for drinks and introduce him to shescka* awwwww, true love, well, some kinda love *cough* Weirdest Babies EVER
I swear that would be freaky, chain-smoking, can't get a date, book reading, incredible memory Psychos! lol

Furey: *slap him upside the head* Werehouse like werewolf, YOU IDIOT!

Al: *poke him in the eye* Did that hurt? No!?! *kick him in the loin cloth* How about THAT!?! Still NO!!!!!!!! ARRRGHHHH!!!

Roy: *light up his drink while he isn't expecting it with His Glove *

Greed: Let's go pick up some chicks then get smashed, sound good? I thought so!!!! oh, and some little hyper midget is looking for ya

Winry: Here's my pocketwatch, I'll be back in a week when it's fixed, oh, and nice rack *points at automail rack* , bet u thought i was being dirty when you read rack, you PERVERTS!

Pinako: yeah, I seem to have gotten my arm broken off by some midget when I called him short, he said you could set me up with a new one. * she shakes her head and says "you're the 3rd one this week"*

I still may come up, WITH MORE! i likey smilies!

Resist the urge to glomp them and freak them out. Maybe start a nice conversation...

I would like to bake pies with Winry using Gracier's recipes, then visit Hughes's grave together.
(And, maybe stop by at Gracier & Elicia's afterward.)

I think we have an accord!

[spoiler] if I met Noah from the movie: I would make her...shall we say disappear and then try to get Ed and Al to rent the extra room in their apartment to me....hehehe [/spoiler]

@Molecular: That's positively evil...I love it!

Hmmm...if I ever get to meet Ed? I'll probalby chasing him w/ a yard stick and trying to measure his height, lol.

Ed: No! *Running*

Lily:YES! *Chasing*

Ed: NO! *Running*

Lily:YES! *Chasing*

Ed: Al, help me!!

Al: Ooo... KITTIES!

I'd walk up to Ed and punch him in the face and say: "Hey you Shrimp! Can't you see that Roy LOVES you?". I'd do the same thing to Roy, only I'd rather punch his ass instead. Wonder how it feels like.

Hmmmmm... Bwahahahaha

Ed/Al:Get in Al walk up to Ed imitating Al call Ed short.
Roy:"Borrow" his gloves then buy him a Tux and put him in the same room with Riza.
Riza:Again"borrow" her guns get her a miniskirt and put her in the same room with Roy. Then lock ,bolt and weld the door shut.
Hughes:Heres a taste of your own medicene *show him pictures of my cats.*
Schezka:Heres something to read *give her The biggest encyclopidia, dictionary and phone book ever.*

I'll be back with more

don't know maybe die by lust's needle fingers. im nuts

see if went up to these people i would say

al: * hop into suit* wow its really comfy here
Ed: *still in all suit *, " hey shorty i know something u dont know
Roy: *punches in face* that what you get for hanging up my underwear like a flag when we werer kids
Riza: *takes out makeup tools* MAKE OVER
next one a long one because i love this person
havoc: GET AWAY FROM MEEE*runnin

Me: LET MEEE HUG YOU* chases*

Havoc: NEVER

Me;* taps alchemy bangles and forms 4 walls around havoc* GOTCHA!!!

Me; *hops in and gives a bear hug*

Havoc: * mufling* your chest is smothering me

Me: i gotta go i luv you be good* hops out of hole*

Havoc: WAIT DONT LEAVE ME HERE

Me: i'll be right back i have to beat the crap out of mustang luv ya bye

me:I love you!

ed:*stands there*

me: did you here me? I said I love you!*glomping hug*

ed:*suffocating under the power of my hug of love!*

Ed- Tell him how short he is, then give him platform shoes. Then take them away. Bwahaha. Fear my evilness.

Al- Give him a kitty and a hug

Izumi- Beg on my hands and knees to her and ask her to teach me alchemy.

Hughes- I'd sit and listen to his rants about Elysia for hours.


Greed- I-...I don't even know. I'd probably faint or something before I got a chance to say a word

Ed: *Compares height* Your tall, but still.... *Megatackleglomps him*

Al: Hey, umm.. Yeah, how is it being your brothers brother?

Winry: *Compare her automails with my automails*

Izumi: YOU ARE THE PWNINGSET!!!! Please teach me!

Lust: Wow, how do you keep your hair like that?

Envy: I HATE YOU!!!!!! *Kills it*

Roy: Umm.. *Steals gloves*

Riza: Hey, you should have your hair down more often. Your guns are cool. Is that a machine gun over there *points over her shoulder and takes guns*

Shou Tucker: I HATE YOU!!!!!! *Beats the crap outta him*

Havoc: Cool smoke

I might have more later.

To noa:OMG I love you!!!!!! (so,I am a girl. but she's prettier than Winry.)

To Hiederich: Hello,Nurse!!!!! (that's from animaniacs. so sue me)

I would go for all the awesome and fun things other people have mentioned but I would also like to have a
discussion with some alchemists about the theoretical basis of alchemy. And let Roy be my master to train me in the art of alchemy.
I would carry out Mustang-Sensei´s will. Then I would go for a State Alchemist exam...

Ed - Glomp him, call him short and run away (im willing to doubt im shorter than him, im 5'1")
scar-- i'd call him a loser and run away
Roy-- slap him with a glove
maes-- kiss him
alex armstrong-- Tell him to get a grip and get small.
...

Okay!! Uhmmm....

Ed - I would tackle him, call him short, give him a noogie, and run away before he has time to get up and chase me. XD
Al - I would glomp him, then tell him that's he's sooooooo adorable and awesome, then I'd give him a kitty!
Hughes - I would listen to his rants of Elysia then take some of the pictures with me, and then!!! Become a Hughes minion. =D
Roy - I would definently steal his gloves. -nod-
Riza - Tell her how she TOTALLY rocks and that she should really hook up with Roy.
Envy - ....Yeah, I'd glomp with them tell him how much I love him. XD
Havoc - I'd have to tie him down and bring him with me whereever I go.
Fuery - I'd give him a kiss and a puppy. =3
Wrath - ..I'd glomp. XD
Izumi - I'd tell her to lighten up on Ed and Al (and hope not to get hurt), then tell her that she's cool.

Uhmmmmm....That's all I can think of at the moment. XD

This is what would happen if I met Ed ....

Luna (me): OMG IT'S EDWARD ELRIC!!!
Ed: Uh-oh, not another crazed fan girl! *runs off*
Luna: You ain't running from me! *fallows*


This is what would happen if I met Envy....

Luna: I like your head band, can I have it?
Envy: NO!!!
Luna: *jumps on top of Envy* *steals head band*
Envy: GET BACK HERE WITH THAT!!!!

hmmm...*thinks*

me:*walks up to roy* hey roy! im a big fan of urs!
roy:..um..why thank you..
me: would u please take me as ur apprentice?!
roy:*smirks* sure!
me:*hugs his leg* i would always follow you mustang! u kick ass!
roy:*nods and smirks* that's rite!

hey i can dream cant i?!

me:ed!
ed:*blinks*
me:oh my gosh its so great to finally meet u! im a big fan!
ed:*grins* hey al look i got another fan!!



me:ms. hawkeye! im also a big fan of yours! i truly admire your marksmanship and loyalty!
riza:^^ thanks, and wow another fan!



me:HUGHES LET ME SEE A PICTURE OF UR DAUGHTER!
hughes:*grins* of course!!*wips out picture*


my top 4 characters oh man if that happened it would be a dream come true!!

'Cept for the part where Envy would disembowel you before you touched him... He's like that....

If i met Edward i think that i will keep staring at the floor and blushes alot..I know that he will think that i'm weird but...The least i could do is hugging him *Blushing* -///- ..That's the real me i can't do anything i think that i will runawy and then i will regret it .

i would hit gluttony, cause he eats to much

And so I tell more....

If I met Winry....

Luna: You remind me of a cat at times, attacted to anything shiny...
Winry: That's a nice gem you got there *points to the Silver Crystal* Can I have it?
Luna: *slaps Winry's hand* No! This is very important! You can't have it!
Winry: Please! *puppy-dog eyes*
Luna: No!
Winry: PPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAASSEEEEEE!!!!
Luna: *hands Winry a Jewlery catalog*
Winry: OOOHHHH!!!! I want that and that and that and.....


If I met Roy...

Luna: *dumps a ton of Miniskirts on Roy*
Roy: *swims in the miniskirts*

To Envy, that little demon..

Acculy I have two more for Roy

2-

Luna: *locks Roy in a room with fat women in miniskirts*
Roy: No! I have loved miniskirts for so long, NOW THEY WANT TO KILL ME!!!! *bangs on the door* LET ME OUT!!! LET ME OUT!!!!



3-

Luna: *dumps a load of miniskirts on Roy*
Roy: Um... could you model these for me?
Luna: *hits Roy on the head with the flat side of a sword* PERVERT!!!!



And more characters....


If I met Shao....

Luna: OH MY GOD I HATE YOU!!!
Shao: Like eveybody elce in this damn world?
Luna: Yes *kills Shao*


And Dante....

Luna: DIE DANTE!!!! DIE!!! *kills Dante*

Go up to Ed and say he is short. Just to see his reaction.

What every Ed fangirl would do: Hug him to DEATH!!

ok heres meh List

Gluttony: OMFG its you!!!! *Glomps*Be my pet!

Envy:CROSS DRESSING PALM TREE!*runs*

Lust:BACK OFF OF GLUTTONY HES MINE!!!

Wrath:Hey...why did you let Envy put you in those clothes?

Nina:*Starts singing 'Still Nina' by David Craig Simpson*

Edward:hey shortys rock!

Alphonse:kittycats rock

I amy have more later

edward: dude, you're shorter than i though you would be!!
al: it's nice to see you not looking like a tin can.
envy: get yourself a pair of pants. and a haircut.
roy: *glomp* you're so much hotter than ed!! <--okay, not really true...
hughes: keep the pics to yourself.