I would tell Lt. Maria Ross..........

"I think you are the best female character on the show. Riza, Winry and Izumi pale in comparison to you."

Except for Hoienheim[sp?], Envy, Gluttony, and Lust, I'd hug them!!!!!! Even if it was scar or Kimbley on a mad rampage. (actually i might just start kissing those two)

If I met...

Ed: Hi! Nice braid. Tell me how you became the state alchemist, please...

Al: Hi, Al. This is my cat. Her name's Vasilisa. *gives Al the cat* Do you want to play with her? *plays with Al and Vasilisa*

Winry: Let's bake a pie *bakes the pie with Winry, then eats it with Ed, Al and Winry*

Scar: Hi! Nice to meet you. *shake Scar's right hand*

Armstrog: Could you draw my portrait, please? *poses for portrait*

Riza: Please, tell Barry not to chop me up... Thank you!

Barry The Chopper: You're funny. Let's play chess... *plays chess with Barry*

That's all for now...

Ed:*small nosebleed,thinks crazy thoughts* Hey Ed!I've heard alot of you! Can I have your autograph? *thinks* And you boxers?

Winry: Can I be your apprentice in automail..?*puppy eyes*

Hughes: Can I babysit your daughter sometimes?I'm a pro at babysitting.

Riza: Do you like being Roy's right hand woman?Is it hard?

Al: I find alot of kitties at the post office.If your Nii-san says no,how about buying a Nitendo DS?I'm sure they have a cat version..or you can play the Sims 2...

Roy: Psst! I'm not from here...Can I be in the military if I wear miniskirts? Plus,Riza likes you...*cough*Pryo Maniac Smart-Ass*cough*

Armstrong: o.o Can you tell me about your family?I have nothing better to do.

Envy: *kicks shin and runs away* YOU SUCK! BUT I THINK YOU'RE COOL AT THE SAME TIME! (Althrough I might be killed for that...)

lol "tourist mode"

I'd probably do the same...

hmm, talk to Winry about automail

convince Havoc smoking is bad...pfft

glomp Fuery and drag him around as my pet!!

Uh I'll take pictures with all of them then get their autographs. And when I say ALL of them, I mean ALL of them. Well, maybe not tucker or father.... or selim. Oh and including den and hayate. I'll get their pawprints!!! ^^ /little spoiler/ Ask grumman if he's really plotting against roy.../end/ Well there's lots more I can think of but that would be a few pages long.I should try writing them all down someday...

I'd lock Ed up in a cage and make him my love slave.

Ed: YOU ROCK! Can I touch your arm?

Al: OH MY JEBUS! I LOVE YOU! *faints*

Winry: So, what you been working on lately? Buy any new tools...?

Scar: You, have an amazing scar on your forehead.

Greed: *Walk away slowly*

Envy: I'm sorry, but I'm inclined to hate you. *Kicks in the balls*

~Alphonse-Elric-Lover~

I'd hug Ed, feel his hair because it looks soft, sit on his knee and tell him I love him AND THEN KISS HIM!!

I'd hug Al and ask him to talk because his voice is adorable

I'd try and keep on Scar's good side...

I'd put on fake muscles and dance with Armstrong

I'd talk with Greed, telling him how awesome he is and I will slowly steal his glasses and try them on..

With Envy, I'd shave his head

Glutney... Oh boy, I'd LOVE to lock him in a prison cell and starve him to death >:]

With Wrath, I'd give him cookies

With Hughes, I'd tell him how cute his daughter is and then join him for an evening meal... :]

With Winry, I'd give her my only tools and have a chat with her.. and then push her out a window so I can have Ed to my self

Pinako... I'd give her stilts

Ed: When will you marry Winry? (I just want to see a funny reaction)

Al: C-Can I have your autograph and a kitten?

Winry: So what is your secret ingredient in your apple pie?

Roy:
Where's the best bar around here? RizaismadlyinlovewithyoumarryherorI'llhavetokillyouandifyoucheatonhershe'llkillyouthenIwill.

Mei: You're are just so cute!

Riza: Good job keeping Roy in line. This country solutes you.

RanFan: Can I see one of your kunai?

Ling: Tell me the secret of mooching off people for food and not getting caught?

Izumi: *Run's away from her the moment I see her*

Envy: *Shoots him in the head and run towards Roy for help*

I would go with Envy and hug him XD
Even though hes a bad guy XD

I'm not sure if I'd say anything specific to any one character, but I'd probably run around military HQ like a maniac screaming Beatles tunes. >___>

LOL and...

If I met Ed: *huggle, steal coat, and run around like a maniac*

Al: Squeee! Can I have your head? O.o

Roy: Here's my homework. Burn it.

Scar: *hugs* Roy refused to burn my homework. Can you blow it up instead?

And that would continue until I either got blown up, or thrown in jail.

Lol I don't think I would be able to say anything at all if I met any character. That doesn't just apply to FMA. All anime characters actually. I'd just be there. Staring. Like the mope I am <:

LOL.
So would I.
LOL I would be like one of those creepy people at a bus stop or something who will keep on staring at Ed until he decides to move away.

I dunno, I'd space out first I guess if it was really them.. Oh, but that sure as heck didn't happen in the convention I went to last summer.. I pretty much went into fangirl mode and smothered the Elric brothers cosplayers with a drowning of death hugs...And the Hughes one, especially the Hughes one because he looked just like him dammit. And another Hughes one because he had wings and a halo on, I practically cried, and we all did air guitars during the formal ball during the song Ready Steady Go. Ah, good times.. But if I ever find Alphonse Elric, I'm taking him home with me.

^ lol!

I've never been to an anime convention.

Yeah, I'm not really sure if I'd go into or if I saw the real Elric brothers...

if i saw:

-Ed: i'd scream, "Edooooo!" and yank his braid xD
-Al: give him a kitty :3
-Roy: i dunno... kick him and laugh? even though he's super cool.
-Envy: run up to him and hug him. and never let go
-Greed: call him super sexy and steal his fuzzy jacket.
-Wrath: glomp him.
-Riza: make her teach me how to aim.
-Lust: want to be her friend xd

If I saw:

Ed and Al : I'd tell them I am a great fan of theirs and ask them if they could teach me Alchemy. Then I would give Al a kitty and tell Ed that it does not matter if he is short, as his skill compensates for it and that he was quite tall in any case (He is, he was definitely taller than me when he was 15, and I can say that as I am 15 too right now ).

Winry and her grandma : ask them to teach me how to make automail.

These are the only characters I would like to meet (apart from Alfons Heidrich, but he is in heaven, so yeah...).

OMG, if I saw Alfons Heidrich, I would hug him and never let go. Ever. X]

LOL, he'd probably be like, "WTF?"

wow. if i saw izumi i might pee myself and if i saw lust i would say "those have gotta be implants"

If I met any of the characters, my first reaction would be, "WTF?!" in my head while politely introducing myself to them at that same moment.

After that, I'd probably try to make some general conversation.

Nice topic. ^^ Hmm... haha, so,

If i meet ED, i'd stand beside him to show our height difference... the only problem is... i think we're the same height. O.o : ))
then there'd be AL... tch I got nothing to say to him... specially since he reminds me of my younger sibling... who's TALLER than me. : ))

To ARMSTRONG: Proud of you, anti-steroids. ^^
ED: Turn you hair black again. ^^

Then afterward, I'll bolt out of there... or away from them, but of course, I would have had stolen Ed's silver watch... FOR KEEPS. : ))

well, in reality if i ever met any of them, i would prolly be WAY too shy to say much, but if we aren't talking in reality terms, I would rape Envy!!!! and Roy...but mostly Envy. and i would hug Al until he turned blue and then some XD

all he really needs is a hug XD

Well, this seems like a rational and boring answer, but I'm tired, so leave me alone. XD
It would depend on whether or not I knew if I was about to meet them or not. What kind of hypothtical situation is this? Am I going to the FMA world? Or is one of the characters coming to me?

Let's see... if it were Edward, I would tell him all of the bits of dramatic irony in the show and see if it helps him out.
If it were Alphonse... I don't really know what to do with Alphonse. I would want to hug him... but then again I AM extemely attractive, so it may tear his focus away from Mei if I sent the wrong message.
If it were Winry... I would say... "Great work with the automail, now go get 'im (Ed), tiger"? XD
Roy... I would say that I'm voting for him in the next election.
Riza... I would challange her to a gun shooting competition.

Now, if I wasn't aware that one was showing up and Ed just popped up in my kitchen... I would wonder if my best friend maybe snuck something exotic in my coffee beans, and then go back to sleep.

If ever I see Roy I'd go WHHHHOOOOHOOO!!!!

Let me see...
If it were Ed, Al, Roy, etc, I'd probably just stand there blushing like an idiot.
If it were a homonculus, I'd get the hell outta there.
If it was Scar...hmm...maybe I'd run to him and glomp him


Dammit, this is stupid.

If it were all the human characters, I would ask for their autographs and picture.

If it were the homunculus, I would pretend to be an innocent and unknowing citizen and ask for their autograph.(and then would RUN AWAY!!!)

......yah.

Ed. I will say "You have to either choose drink milk or go swimming with me !"

I would meet Hawkeye and go shooting with her...

I would be too shocked to do anything/have a Colin Creevey moment.

Or just stare at Roy. And stare. And stare. And force him into giving an explanation as to why he hasnt spoken to Riza properly yet.


And stare some more.

o/////o

Grab (manga versions of) Hawkeye, Roy, Scar, and Hoenheim, and drag them home where I will psychoanalyze them to death. And probably terrify them in the process.

Fangirl someone? Nah, psychology research is far sexier. XD

I'd make Roy teach me alchemy or Riza teach me how to shoot a gun.

Hmmm...if I somehow got sucked into the FMA world and met the characters... *daydreams*

First, I would hunt down all the Mary Sues trying to get their little sparkly mitts on Ed, Al, and/or Roy (or whoever), and I would destroy them with flaming dictionaries, witty and sarcastic criticism and the all-powerful force of manga canon. (Maybe I could convince Scar to help me, too!)

Then, after everyone applauds my bravery and heroic feats and thanks me for saving them from the Mary Sues and asks me who I am, I shall tell them that who I am is not important and act all cool and mysterious and...

Bah, who am I kidding? I'd totally geek out. "ZOMG I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE REAL!! I JUST KNEW IT!!! You guys are AMAZING and I'm a huge fan blah blah blah..."

And then they'd all give me weird looks and back slowly away. But before they could escape from me, I'd latch onto Ed's arm (his automail one, of course!) with a huge, mischievous grin on my face and whisper loudly, "Hey Ed, you and Winry are totally in love with each other and everyone knows it but you. Hurry up and admit it, already! The hints are driving your fanbase insane!"

And after he freaks out, I'd chase after Roy and do the same thing to him, only with Riza.

On a more serious note, if I actually met the characters, I'd probably feel too shocked/nervous to actually go up and say anything. I'd probably just write a letter instead, telling them to keep their spirits up and that many, many people are rooting for them. I've always been better with words than with speech.

first of all Ed, just to see if he's taller then I am (sadly I'm short too)
second comes Roy. I'd probably say something like Yo ! Mustang, you got a light for me ? (I'm a smoker).
3rd would be Alex Lious Armstrong to see if he dares to rip and flex the muscles (preferably in the middle of winter New York City) and then challenge him for an arm-wrestling contest (i'd probably get my arm slammed 100 feet into the ground though.
And last but not least Greed to see what kind of people he surrounds himself with. Just curious

Let's see...

It probably turn to out to be something like this...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4975539/1/Fan_meets_Fullmetal (preview of 'fan meets fullmetal'-fanfic):


All she did was open her Fullmetal Alchemist pocket watch merchandise she bought that day, who would’ve thought it would ‘transmute’ her into an unfamiliar world? Wait… unfamiliar? No, it’s strangely familiar, too familiar for god’s sake… this…could this be…?

“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?” Yet, a strangely-familiar-voice interrupted her thoughts. The girl turned around…

NO WAY!!! A boy with blond braided hair, wearing a red coat, a pair of leather pants and ridiculous boots was standing before her. The girl wanted to scream it out, to *glomp* him, but all she could do was to stare at him in amazement. But only seconds later a thought hit her. This is a dream. Yes. It must be. That’s the result of being too much of a FMA-fanatic, my mind is full of the manga… Wait, if this is a dream then it means I don’t have to hold back! I can fangirl all I want!

Edward Elric, on the other hand, was less pleased to meet her. Well, we can’t blame him actually, who wouldn’t find it suspicious if a girl suddenly pops out of nowhere?

“Brother,” another amazing character appeared “who is that girl?” the vintage armor was more tremendous than the girl would’ve expect. But then again, it contrasted with our little bean… I mean, Edward. But in Ed’s defense, he did grow a lot in the latest chapters (even though he didn’t seem to notice himself). Oh my god this is so exciting!

“That’s what I want to know” The Elric brothers whispered to each other, without letting their guard down.

Shall I try it..? Of course! I can’t possibly let such an opportunity go, can I?

“Man, your’re small! You bean-sized little boy!” A wicked grin appeared on the girl’s face while she was pointing to Ed.

Small… bean-sized… little…

“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING *Insert Ed’s rant, please*…?!! YOU’RE GOING DOWN LITTLE GIRL!” It’s surprising Ed’s head didn’t explode during his sudden (but expected) outburst.

**************

“Oh, sorry, I haven’t introduced myself properly. My name is Yikie and you can say I know almost everything about you guys… well, not as much as Hiromu Arakawa of course.”

“And who the hell is that Arakawa-guy?” Ed asked.

Yikie burst in to laughter while Ed and Al was looking confused at each other. He has no idea why his question was so laughable.

“She…she…” Yikie replied “…is a cow.” Still laughing and weeping away the tears at the corners of her eye.

“Brother, do you think…?” Al whispered to Ed.

“Yes, she’s definitely crazy.” Ed concluded.

**************

“You know, I also read a lot of fanfics.” Yikie suddenly said when Winry was checking up Ed’s automail.

“Fanfics?” Ed didn’t feel like asking what’s that for the I-lost-count-how-many time.

“Yeah, and some of them are about you and Roy Mustang.”

“About me and the colone…?” Ed didn’t finish his sentence, a chill ran over his spine because the look on that girl’s eyes and huge grin on her face were just too scary, wicked and evil.

Yikie began murmuring something in Ed’s ear. He turned pale during the process and made a disgust expression.

Al and Winry looked at each other, wondering what they were talking about, when they suddenly heard Ed scream…

“NO! THAT’S A LIE! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! How could they do this to me?!! How could HE do THAT to ME?! THAT’S DISGUSTING!!!”

“Hey!” Yikie shouted, “I’m not finished yet! Then Roy XXXXX you and you also XXXXX him and you two XXXXX in XXXXX while you were shouting XXXXX!!!”

Winry’s face was turning red and if Al wasn’t a soul-in-an-armor, his face would too. But the two childhood friends pretended as if they didn’t hear a word Yikie was shouting –very loud-.

Ed on the other hand… well, let us just say he’s mentally scarred for life now.

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See for more xD:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4975539/1/Fan_meets_Fullmetal

hmmm... If i was apparently a Alchemist/Angel.. But i'll prefer Angel... And i meet Roy...

Fantasy(Me): Hey Roy!

Roy: Hello!

Fantasy: Can i borrow your gloves??

Roy: Why??

Fantasy: Just!

Roy: ok *gives gloves*

Fantasy: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Roy: ok??

Fantasy: *gets scissors*

Roy: HEY WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO MY GLOVES?!?!?!

Fantasy: You love Riza don't you??

Roy: hmmm hmmm..... Why ask?

Fantasy: Cause' almost everyone knows that you do *grins*

Roy: WHAT?!?!?!?! WHO KNOWS?!?!?!

Fantasy: see see! You do! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Why don't you ask her out?? Why do you ask other girls that you apperantly "don't" even "LOVE"

Roy: cause...

Fantasy: *fully stares at him*

Roy: DON'T STARE AT ME!

Fantasy: Anyway you need to give me the answer by tomorrow! If you can't an answer you will have to ask Riza out.. But if you don't i will make the sharks eat your gloves.. or worse of i'll turn them into water.... Okie?!?!

Roy: Ok...

Fantasy: *still staring at him*

Roy: GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU AND STARING?!?!?!

Fantasy: Nothing >=]

And if i meet Edward....

Fantasy: ED!!

Ed: Hey

Fantasy: how old are you??

Ed: 18

Fantasy: 18.... *says to herself* 18.... but you look like 14....

Ed: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!

Fantasy: nothing Shr-

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLED A LITTLE SPECK WHO YOU NEED A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE?!?!?!

Fantasy: *spreads wings*

Ed: GAAAAH! SO GIGANTIC!!

Fantasy: *wings glitter*

Ed: TOO BRIGHT SO BRIGHT!! GAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

And so... That is what i will do... if i ever meet a FMA character... But if it was real... I'll probably slap Roy across the face for not telling how he feels to Riza and probably sell Ed to my friend which is a "Edward" lover and out him in her "Edward" collection with Edward Cullen ~.~" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA