Nah, just kidding.

But even if it were true, I would be seme.

As would most women I date. XD

I believe it. Aw. I find that cute.

Then I should be scared of you ;;


You and Coffee were the first ones saying you would resist him.

@Dai-chan: Finally you admit your fate- To be uke for the rest of your life.

CelesxAiluroxCoffee

I might someday find a girl who is more fit to be uke than me....


I would support that...


So many posts that are struck-out....

I actually like that one.


Yeah, it'd be cute and all but all the sweetness and niceness would be disgustingboring.

So you aren't half as innocent as you seem

Ouch >.< foolmetal-san, are you gonna take this? *thinks he most likely will*

Hmm... I would consider going out with Ailuro-sensei, but she's off limits since she's got a boyfriend. *cough*

Coffee-chan is also viable, but that'd be like incest... which is something to avoid.

And though there are many beautiful women running around here (fully clothed, mind you), I lack what it takes to even be slightly viable.

I'm busy. Come close in that way and I'll kill you.

Aww, it's actually true.

That last little tidbit of info you left, might have something to do with it.

And that's exactly the kind of attitude that made me know that Slash was lying when he said you said...er, something

I'm being dead serious. Just let me get through school, bust my ass off to get a good paying job so I can pay for stuff. I'm sure after I get into college, I'll drop my guard somewhat.

But come now and you might get hurt

Hey, don't tell me I don't want ya Boyfriends are a pain in the ass at any rate...Hey, how old are you anyway?

What a scary young man you are!

That was to everyone in general. And I'm as old as Slash.


You don't know the half of it. XD

See? Damn it I'm too old for every guy here, and too young for the rest. It's like this in real life too. I was born at a crappy time

But I thought you were 16, Falling.

As did I.. and I was under the impression that Celes was about 17 now aswell.. Am I compleatly out of it?

My age and birthday are secret.

She is 17.

That's not too young.

Who said I was 17?!

And what do you mean, "not too young"?!

LMAo.. I thaught you were..

@Aily: to young for what? Wait.. I better not ask..

I am NOT 17!

What's wrong with being 17? To me that's still pretty young. Not quite legal yet.

no celes is 16.

what he said.

*Smacks mongooseboi with her paper fan* How would you know? And why does this thread often become about me?

....was I the only one that actually kind of understood all 3 perspectives?

Hehe, as far as I know, assuming I don't scorn romance for the rest of my life, I'll probably end up uke as well. A rather violent one, that is.

Dakara tte, don't even think about trying anything.

No, you're older than Slash-kun. He's 15, and you're 16.

I know because Slash said you were a year older than him.

yeah.. Im 17..

.. and here you are legal at 16.. ^__^

Lol.. Heh..

Is that even possible?

When's his birthday



Even Slash does not know my birthdate...

owwie. maybe you guys should lay off celes a bit. its getting kinda old. >.<

Yes before I bring out my metal fan!

...is it impossible?

April....April something. I know because I posted a song.

Okay, thanks. Just more proof everyone's too old or too young

Your only a year older than him. You kids are confusing me. I didn't know that was such a big problem nowadays.

Me neither. I see tons of kids at school dating people older than them. It's usually only by a year, but still. And for some reason, the girl is almost always the oldest.

Well that's even better. Falling is 16. So not every guy is too young for you. That's what I was saying.

And I could have sworn you had a birthday just recently.

Well, old lady edsgirl, I like to simply confuse people about my age, tastes, who I like, my birthdate, all of that good stuff

But we don't want each other so it really doesn't matter

You swore wrong then

Your walking on thin ice young padawan!

Ooh, I'm so scared The old lady's gonna beat me with her cane!

...I wouldn't piss her off, Celes... This metal plate in my head didn't get there by accident.

I must be losing it.

He speaks the truth! He's just lucky I didn't have my pistol that day.

(Don't worry, I may have a bad temper but I know better than to provoke an older female with a violent one I'll run if need be)

Sorry, no offense to anyone, but where is this bickering really getting the topic?

We love to bicker though. It's fun!

And its fun to watch.

Well since your the one who brought our off topicness (just made that up ) to attention, then why don't you get us back on topic by explaining who you would like to go out with here. And we were just jk, it happens all the time around here. Get used to it

Run.... run f rthe hills Celes.. and dont stop.. and hope she DOSNT have hrer pistol.. or at least she is a bad shot.. or you are invincible..
But for god sake RUN!