"Lucky Me"!? XD I think you misinterpreted. I only meant that in the sense that she's the one I hit on the most.

Plus, if a girl's significantly younger, I merely acknowledge that she's good-looking, and imply that if she were older, I'd be interested. I swear, that's all there is to it!

@Bacon: you must have missed my post on the last page or so where I said I usually tend to like older women, not to say that it ins't possible to like someone younger/my age. I was just saying you were lucky to find a hot older girl Erm... that was a compliment, not anything serious

If she's not really interested, then how am I 'lucky'?

'frustrated' is more like it!

There's always Goldfish. He wubs you.

Matte, matte... are we talking about Edsgirl-san? I meant you are lucky if she is ineterested, and is older.

Well, like I said, that's a question for her. As far as I'm concerned, it's a pipe dream because there's about 1500 miles between us.
A guy can dream, though, can't he? Can't he? [sigh]

Ahh, yeah I know what you mean. Like Mini-chon said, you always have Guppy... and aherm... I may be free some time next weekend >.>

...not helping!

You could just think of yourselves as a potential couple(i.e.-If you ever met you could ask her out.)

That's dangerous territory. If I think of things that way, I'll be much more hesitant in finding someone else who's actually nearby.

It's best to be realistic about the situation Bacon. Even though we all know what you want.

I'm being serious BTW, no uke jokes this time. I know that can be read wrong.

^What Bacon said.

We should get Bacon out to some bachelor hot spots. How about we all go to a chip and dale's dance club or San Francisco?

If I'm ever out in PA again, I am so gonna hit you with my car!


[sigh] Yah. Distance is a bitch, ain't it? I can't wait until molecular transporters [a-la Star Trek] are invented. Of course, by then I'll probably be more concerned with finding my dentures than finding a woman.

[I think I'm gonna start bawling...]

Haha, Bacon, you know I am just joshing you. I know you are a straight homo sapien for the most part besides, I live in the smalled suburb/borough. You'll never find me in this alleged backwards redneck state of mine

Awww don't cry Bacon (pat,pat). I know how you feel, those bastards promised me I'd have a flying car by now.

Well. Where is it?

But seriously, long distance relationships are a bitch to begin with. Especially when the person is so far away. It will get better in time but I know it really sucks right now.

If you really wanted to meet her you would stop complaining and make your own molecular transporter. *drops a stack of quantum physics books on his lap* There you go, and make me a time machine while your at it.

I barely passed regular physics 101! You expect me to be able to handle this crap!? XD

Darn, I thought I was going to get a free time machine out of this.

Heh..
(Is doing Quantum phisics as his best subject) I could help if you want?
you can be my guiniepig!
And I need one too..
at least she is only about 1500 miles away.. *_*
I think I need one with a range of about 5440 miles..
Oh boy.. thats a LONg way..
*Starts to examine notes..

You know it is ACTUALLY theoretically possible.. But the enery consumption would be stupid.. and I would need to try and stabalise you..
*Thinks more

Ahem, well the answer to that question is no! I'm kinda dating someone right now. We're just internet buddies.

Aww...Poor Bacon

*hands Bacon a gun and arsenic*

Geez, he already knew this. It's not like I sprang something new on him.

Are you sure he did? Well, you would think he could've said "No, we're not together" at least.

*ahem*

Haha, OK, I wasn't serious. I know Bacon is not suicidal *from what I can tell* But it always good to have these things just in case, people. :3

Lol.. Well..
Dose it matter.?

Awww.. Bacon has not yet returned to this thread.

I think you should just leave him alone. I am sure he hasn't taken this to heart. He is a sensible man :3 The whole sympathy trip is a bit much, eh?

When he dose I want to know if he wants to start testing of my teleporter!!

Then stop talking it about it people! (If you wanna be nice anyway)

Ok I'll admit. It's me.

Whoops! Was that a secret?

Mini, you're gonna give the guys a nosebleed!

too late!

Dammit Mini! I told you to keep it a secret! Our cover's blown.

Whoops!

Um.......Everyone! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtan. Or something.

Sorry edgirl I couldn't help but brag.

*Has a new forum OTP*

WENCH!

'__' I guess I get Bacon all to my self now :3 *does FF style victory fan fair*

What's an OTP or is it best for me not to know?

OTP= One True Pairing. As in "Royai is my hagaren OTP!!111one!1 lolz!"

I hafta agree with Toby there...edsgirl x Mini is sexy match made in HellHeaven

I dont know weather to smile or run away..
i think I will agree and Whoop with the rest of them..

The tables have turned, haven't they? Now I have a yuri fantasy to be the counterpart to your crazy BaconxGuppy one!

LOL!
If anyone ever decides to make this into manga or a fan fic..
I think I want to read it..

It's just too much hotness...

It is!

If that is what you call a fantasy remind me to stay out of your head...and your glove box

Are you even a guy?

Whispers at Phenix..''Thats would be girlXgirl''