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Ailuro

Feb 16 2005, 09:01 PM

QUOTE(Edward Elric. @ Feb 16 2005, 07:43 PM)

I like any girl that passes this DODGOV0101 test:
* Age range must be not below 14 and not beyond 17

1) Look Advange to Good score frame must be 40 or higher.

2) Once she passes Visual test time for Audio, Must not sound below 40db as in a mans voice.

3) If she make it here she will now be take the blood test for (HIV or any other contamination (If she is contaminated she will quarantine and Omni-Reform)

4) When she passes the medical test then she will have a phycological
Test.

5) After PT. She will be approve to have a date with me.

6) When we have lunch or dinner, The in person investigation begins making sure she is not a gold digger, Questions will be ask very straight forward how like: How many times is she been used and what degree was it,

Degrees:
1st Degree Used: F*** and C** in and had a baby or an abourtion (Instant Reject)
2nd Degree Used: F*** but not c** in (Rejected)
3rd Degree Used: Messed around with other guys and if had other boyfriend before me (Rejected)
4th Degree Used: Kiss only in a spin a bottle game no boyfriend (Passed)
5th Degree Used: Same level as me (Instant Pass)

7) After passing the investigation process she will have another blood test for HIV to be confirmed

This only a basis test for going out only:DODGOV0101 Upon Passing

Test takes 2-3 Months depenting on Degrees

If I dont find a girl that qualified I dont mind that when Im 30 years old :cool

"This is the Government's way"

DoD Department of Defense Revised 2/09/05

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Haha. That's awesome. XD

love_me_destroyer

Feb 16 2005, 09:06 PM

Wow...."High Standards" redefined.

xrninja

Feb 16 2005, 09:06 PM

@ ailuro: huh, i saw it more as "that's a little pathetic."

Ailuro

Feb 16 2005, 09:18 PM

@xrninja: I saw it as amusing. :D

Edward Elric.

Feb 16 2005, 09:19 PM

Once your mind operates like the government thats what happens

-Benefits :

Live over 500 Years of age
If the experiment Flesh to Machine fails it will switch to Alcor CryoLife for future advancement in technology.

Kaji_Renkinjutsu

Feb 16 2005, 09:26 PM

-pokepoke-

Wow..picky! x3

Of course..why would i really care though? Oh well. =P

Fwee! I'm so hyper today..-bouncy bouncy bouncy-

Edward Elric.

Feb 16 2005, 09:33 PM

Why so picky?

Heres why:

-Benefits :

Live over 500 Years of age
If the experiment Flesh to Machine fails it will switch to Alcor CryoLife for future advancement in technology.

Seeing the future

-Status:

Notumium Refine mass 20% heavier AU or UM25 (pupose Nano-MBots)
Medical research for Immortally

-Organ parts switch to machine (5 Years Research time)
-Nano-Bot Reconstruction on tissue (40+ Years Research time )
-Myth like ancient (2 Years Research time)

Funding: Classified

-Back-up plan if all fails cryogenics

Kaji_Renkinjutsu

Feb 16 2005, 09:38 PM

QUOTE(Edward Elric. @ Feb 16 2005, 09:33 PM)

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Lol..I never asked why..and I didn't understand a word you said, but thanks for trying.

Well, I'm generally stupid, so I'm not very good at understanding things. Just ask everyone I know..they'll tell you the same thing.

Guest

Feb 16 2005, 10:29 PM

......................

Why can't some people just shut up?

Kaji_Renkinjutsu

Feb 16 2005, 10:31 PM

QUOTE(Guest @ Feb 16 2005, 10:29 PM)

......................

Why can't some people just shut up?

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Well...this is a random chat thinger, isn't it? Shouldn't you be able to talk?

Thievesvinegar

Feb 16 2005, 11:00 PM

QUOTE(love_me_destroyer @ Feb 16 2005, 07:43 PM)

Isn't the word "D-A-M-N"?

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Oh Look! It spells.

Edward Elric.

Feb 17 2005, 07:29 PM

Monoultramicroscipsilicovocanconisis Defection < Biological Metamorphosis, Matter Metamorphosis, Psychological Modification to Digital data.

Use of Pharmacological Technology

TimeLife: Age 15

Chiyo

Feb 17 2005, 08:02 PM

QUOTE(Guest @ Feb 17 2005, 05:29 AM)

......................

Why can't some people just shut up?

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Yea, why can't they? Odd that.

love_me_destroyer

Feb 18 2005, 02:20 PM

QUOTE(Thievesvinegar @ Feb 16 2005, 11:00 PM)

QUOTE(love_me_destroyer @ Feb 16 2005, 07:43 PM)

Isn't the word "D-A-M-N"?

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Oh Look! It spells.

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It Does?!?!?! I'd better fix that...

Falling_Man

Feb 18 2005, 05:01 PM

@Slash: *elbows him* I could agree with you on your mom... and a few others wandering about... *speaks with a unusually straight face*

@Elric:You got standards... highly scientific odd standards that seem more than just overly well-thought out plans...

*notices he's getting attention, sweatdrop* Whatcha starin' at? *looks around innocently*

Ailuro

Feb 18 2005, 10:06 PM

QUOTE(Falling_Man @ Feb 18 2005, 04:01 PM)

@Slash: *elbows him* I could agree with you on your mom... and a few others wandering about... *speaks with a unusually straight face*

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>_>
Okay.. I don't want that attention. XD

Edward Elric.

Feb 22 2005, 09:56 PM

Well cant blame a 16 year old for thinking too much

Bling_bling_Angel

Feb 22 2005, 10:32 PM

QUOTE(Edward Elric. @ Feb 17 2005, 07:29 PM)

Monoultramicroscipsilicovocanconisis Defection < Biological Metamorphosis, Matter Metamorphosis, Psychological Modification to Digital data.

Use of Pharmacological Technology

TimeLife: Age 15

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And your point is...?

Edward Elric.

Feb 22 2005, 10:40 PM

Read above,

Human brain memory to Digital memory

Project A*K** : Nano-Tech

Fuse with Notomium to OP outside for medical research

Pls dont hurt me

firstgov ssnc05t16 ac, vto56rk mode 4 vaild to: 23006

phoenix dying

Feb 22 2005, 10:42 PM

*Grabs Edward Elric and fusses his mouth with a spark of fire*

Bling_bling_Angel

Feb 22 2005, 10:49 PM

*looks blankly at Ed Elric...* Okay, I can savvy...

Elderberry

Feb 22 2005, 11:14 PM

...?

Xithion

Feb 23 2005, 02:56 AM

QUOTE

Elderberry Posted Today, 12:14 AM
...?

My Thoughts Exactly.

Bling_bling_Angel

Feb 26 2005, 12:17 AM

Okay, this is soo off topic, ladies and gents... can someone please place this thing back on track?

Thievesvinegar

Feb 26 2005, 03:19 PM

All right. I've decided, I'ld be willing to do it with Adwand2k.

edsgirl

Feb 26 2005, 03:22 PM

Who? <is confused

Thievesvinegar

Feb 26 2005, 03:26 PM

Newest member. Just want s/he to feel comfortable in our forum.

edsgirl

Feb 26 2005, 03:30 PM

Oh I see. How unusually nice of you

. Well there is only one person I would actually go out with in person, and that person is......, well he knows who he is

Falling_Man

Feb 26 2005, 04:47 PM

QUOTE(Edward Elric. @ Feb 22 2005, 11:56 PM)

Well cant blame a 16 year old for thinking too much

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Are you talking about me? If so, you're off by about... three weeks. I'd say a year, but it's just way too close to say that.

@Ail: If it makes you that uncomfortable, then just forget it's there.

Quistis88

Feb 26 2005, 07:58 PM

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Feb 26 2005, 03:30 PM)

Oh I see. How unusually nice of you

. Well there is only one person I would actually go out with in person, and that person is......, well he knows who he is

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Is it Bacon, is it Bacon?

If I guess right do I get a cookie?

Falling_Man

Feb 26 2005, 08:11 PM

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Feb 26 2005, 09:58 PM)

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Feb 26 2005, 03:30 PM)

Oh I see. How unusually nice of you

. Well there is only one person I would actually go out with in person, and that person is......, well he knows who he is

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Is it Bacon, is it Bacon?

If I guess right do I get a cookie?

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May I join in? I'll put my non-existant money on the absent Spam/Persimmon King Hitokiri.

Thievesvinegar

Feb 26 2005, 09:55 PM

QUOTE(Falling_Man @ Feb 26 2005, 07:11 PM)

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Feb 26 2005, 09:58 PM)

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Feb 26 2005, 03:30 PM)

Oh I see. How unusually nice of you

. Well there is only one person I would actually go out with in person, and that person is......, well he knows who he is

[snapback]122229[/snapback]

Is it Bacon, is it Bacon?

If I guess right do I get a cookie?

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May I join in? I'll put my non-existant money on the absent Spam/Persimmon King Hitokiri.

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And this just about sums up our avaliable bachelors in this forum, ladies, grab them while you can.

phoenix dying

Feb 26 2005, 10:00 PM

QUOTE(Thievesvinegar @ Feb 26 2005, 11:55 PM)

QUOTE(Falling_Man @ Feb 26 2005, 07:11 PM)

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Feb 26 2005, 09:58 PM)

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Feb 26 2005, 03:30 PM)

Oh I see. How unusually nice of you

. Well there is only one person I would actually go out with in person, and that person is......, well he knows who he is

[snapback]122229[/snapback]

Is it Bacon, is it Bacon?

If I guess right do I get a cookie?

[snapback]122388[/snapback]

May I join in? I'll put my non-existant money on the absent Spam/Persimmon King Hitokiri.

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And this just about sums up our avaliable bachelors in this forum, ladies, grab them while you can.

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What are we bachelors just a item you can grab and then let loose when you get sick of us?

Quistis88

Feb 26 2005, 10:05 PM

Thieves is right though.

There aren't very many men on here. Yes, I know there are lots of GUYS and BOYS, but we lack MEN.

Thievesvinegar

Feb 26 2005, 10:07 PM

Men? What men?

Phoenix, I'm glad you understand me so well.

Falling_Man

Feb 26 2005, 10:10 PM

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Feb 27 2005, 12:05 AM)

Thieves is right though.

There aren't very many men on here. Yes, I know there are lots of GUYS and BOYS, but we lack MEN.

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Hahahaha. How true. Of course, that doesn't mean some of the younger males can't hold their end of a mentally-mature conversation. Or that they're all mentally immature...

Oh hey, you forgot bryantq...

phoenix dying

Feb 26 2005, 10:15 PM

That true Falling Man but rarely does a young mind have even have the basic
capacity of having a mature conversation. Or even being mature

Thievesvinegar

Feb 27 2005, 12:07 AM

So says the boy who's obsessed with the Knights of Ni.

edsgirl

Feb 27 2005, 05:30 PM

Yeah you were right Quis!

*Hands over the cookie *

Carnal Malefactor

Feb 27 2005, 06:08 PM

I'm seriously blushing right now.

Goldfish

Feb 27 2005, 09:42 PM

QUOTE(Thievesvinegar @ Feb 26 2005, 08:55 PM)

QUOTE(Falling_Man @ Feb 26 2005, 07:11 PM)

QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Feb 26 2005, 09:58 PM)

QUOTE(edsgirl @ Feb 26 2005, 03:30 PM)

Oh I see. How unusually nice of you

. Well there is only one person I would actually go out with in person, and that person is......, well he knows who he is

[snapback]122229[/snapback]

Is it Bacon, is it Bacon?

If I guess right do I get a cookie?

[snapback]122388[/snapback]

May I join in? I'll put my non-existant money on the absent Spam/Persimmon King Hitokiri.

[snapback]122406[/snapback]

And this just about sums up our avaliable bachelors in this forum, ladies, grab them while you can.

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*Ahem*

What? Oh I'm sorry, I just had a large amount of bitter stuck in my throat. I'm good now, though.

Elderberry

Feb 27 2005, 09:55 PM

Meheheh, this is funny.

Speaking of which, I was not aware that Hitokiri-san was also the king of slimy orange fruit-ishy.

blueices

Feb 27 2005, 10:09 PM

I'd love to spend time with Goldfish

but I know not whether my adoration of him is rooted in my appreciation of afternoon snacks

As for Hitokiri ::sighs:: he's married to Quistis so that's the end of that.
DM is about to get married, there goes another one too.
There's Falling man up there too (I wonder if he's a guy or a man?)

how old are you?

Elderberry

Feb 27 2005, 10:21 PM

Are? Blue-san is female? I thought you were a boy...

;;

Wow, Hitokiri-san/Quistis-san really exists? They seem like complete opposites...

Quistis88

Feb 27 2005, 10:29 PM

QUOTE(Elderberry @ Feb 27 2005, 10:21 PM)

Wow, Hitokiri-san/Quistis-san really exists? They seem like complete opposites...

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No, not really-really.

Although I wouldn't mind.

Maybe we balance each other out in that "complete opposites" way.

blueices

Feb 27 2005, 10:32 PM

QUOTE(Elderberry @ Feb 28 2005, 12:21 AM)

Are? Blue-san is female? I thought you were a boy...

;;

Wow, Hitokiri-san/Quistis-san really exists? They seem like complete opposites...

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I'm so proud that I was finally the subject of gender confusion

Falling_Man

Feb 27 2005, 10:33 PM

A 15/16 to be in two weeks ~~nose-bleed~~ random punk.

blueices

Feb 27 2005, 10:39 PM

ahhh, im sorry to say that dating you would be illegal....I guess goldfish is still a great candidate (he's my age)...but then again...he's a gold fish

Falling_Man

Feb 27 2005, 10:43 PM

Well, I suppose it was worth a shot from your side...

And what's wrong with dating a goldfish? Love knows no bounds...

Quistis88

Feb 27 2005, 10:44 PM

Yes, 'tis a pity he's a fish.

16, Falling? You kids make me feel so old.

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