I'm stealing this idea from another forum. I'll start the story with four words and the next person contiues with the next four words and it just keeps on going from there.

Okay here goes:



In the beginning there

was an angry monkey

and its name was

Jib. He liked to

kick and jump on

dead people. his mom

whacked him with a

a dead horse. He

screamed like a banshee.

then he went to

the bank and said

give me all the

cash and bannanas. then

he said eat

my bannans and I'll

kill all of you

but not before pulling

his cellphone out and

dial a pizza number

to order a large

pizza with crap on

the middle, and then

he shoot himself in

the leg, so the

pain would go away.

But it didn't so

went to the bathroom

and took a huge

dump. then he did

a very strange thing.

a big effort to

go away. then he

saw a small window

which opened to show

a really small but

big crack house. so

He climbed through the

window and find a

box of dead cats

he eat them and

threw up all over

a cow, then the

cow kicked him. Then

it was cow vs

monkey in an all-out

angry fight, but then

the cow twitched and

died, the monkey got

mad and kick the

The Philosopher Stone into