Yep, my brother came into my room just when i was looking at your picture, and he says "who's the sexy mama", i was laghing, he's 15, so you turn youngh heads too

Wow, envy you do look like a model! I love the picture with the gun, that's pretty hot!

I agree. I find women with guns very arousing. :wuv:

Thanks Edsgirl!

The shot with the gun is probably one of my favorites, sadly it is not my gun but the photographers. Mine is an automatic.





Girls with guns, what's not to like?

Wow you look like a star. xD

That's because I am a star!

Are you really? >_> You know you could definitely fool stupid little kids like me, since you're so pretty and look like a model.

About how old are you, if you don't wanna say exactly? Every girl above 18 here looks like a model generally

Thanks!
Well I used to perform so yeah I guess you could say I used to be a star.

As for age, let's just say I'm over 25 and leave it at that.

Perform what? Cabaret? You have that classy figure.

As for her age... didn't you say you were [spoiler]34[/spoiler]?

Bacon!
Don't say that outloud like that!

I used to bellydance with a snake and a scorpion (not at the same time).

I also used to perform sideshow acts such as eating fire, walking on glass, hammering a nail up my nose, and lying on a bed of nails among other things.

And yes, I did run off and join the circus once a couple of years ago. It was the sideshow but circus always sounds better.

Hammering a nail up your nose?

Do tell!

Yes.. please tell us how?
Maybee some n00bs will try it and we will have less n00bs to put up with....

Well it's called the human blockhead it's a classic sideshow act where someone can hammer nails, ice picks, screwdrivers and other assorted pointy things up their nose. I'm in the nail catagory but a friend of mine and get a drill up his nose. There's nothing more wrong than a pretty girl doing the blockhead. I once made somebody throw up, I was so proud.

Nothing's better for the sinuses!

And sorry, I have no pic scanned of me doing it.

Could you give us discriptions?

So the n00bs can have a go?


*Evil look*

So how do you pull it off without needing extensive reconstructive surgery afterwards?

And of course, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

Lots of pratice.


@lemonkey:

It's just like it sounds. I hammer a nail up my nose. If you do a google search for human blockhead you should find some pictures of people doing it.

n00bs
Try this tonight!

I was just joking bacon...

Here is Bacon's Anime-self Sorry for giving you a sixth finger XD you may have gotten that in a bad transmutation accident XD Anyways Here is: Bacon, the Alchemist Knight!!!


Mini: I shall draw you today/tomorrow, but will take more time and effort because I simply suck at drawing women XD

All you need is stars and Bacon will be the next armstrong.

I don't know what to say...

I seriuosly have no idea how to react to this...

I appreciate the gesture, but could you have me dressed... uh... you know, not so gay?

And my hair is totally wrong.

Awesome!

How am I supposed to draw a buzz cut? XD I am more of an ID type of hair kinda guy *look up Xenogears if you don't know who that is* And sorry, I didn't exactly take my time to make you into Spawn/Punisher or anything What is so gay? XD It is supposed to be armor not tights

Mini is my next massacre ^^

@Cafe: Send me a pic so I can anime-ize you horrifically

The only thing that could make that armor look any gayer is if you put nipples on it, like the Batman suit.
Give me a standard issue state alchemist uni, or something... And what's the point of drawing someone if you can't even draw his hair right?

Here's a pic of me! ^-^

Damn you are picky -___-; Look, I will do a freakin do over after I mess up on Mini, ok? I didn't know "straight" men cared so much about their hair. And nah, a replica of a State uniform isn't my cup of generic Pathmark tea. I shall come up with something darker for the enemy of reality *maybe I will paste his drawn head on Captain Planet XD*

Oh my! That is wrong on so many levels. Poor mini is next.



Nice pic FullBlade! Pretty in Yellow!

Uwa...Miniskirt-san, you're gorgeous!

Blade-san looks nice too! Another Asian on our forum!

Just what I was going to say.

Wow!
Thank you very much.


@Bacon:
Oh very nice!
I never could get the icepick up there. *sigh* maybe someday.

@Slash:

Should I be afraid?

@Blade:

You are really cute!
You actually look like somebody I used to go to high school with.

Man, you DO hate us Le Monkey don't you , and by the way...wheren't YOU a nOOb when you got here .


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Full Blade Alchemist you're pretty, i like you're smille

Thank you to everyone who commented me!

u both are pretty hot Blade and mini

Dude the definition of gay is to be happy. So are you like miserable mope or do just forget to look in a dictionary about what a word actually means because at my school if you call somone gay we laugh and tell them to get a dictionary. I prefer the term fruit.we use that term all the time.

Eh? What?

This has to do with pictures how..?

someone tried to draw a picture of the anime version of bacon and then he said it made him look gay and well thats about it right?

Hi Ailuro!

Ah. Makes sense now, but s/he could've quoted it so everyone else knows what s/he is talking about.

I guess so but maybe they didn't think about it?

Something else about my caricature... why is there a fist growing out of my shoulder?

LOL!!!

I love it Slash!

Do someone elce!

@Bacon: XD it isn;t growing outta your shoulder XD I just didn't feel like drawing it at the top of the page because PNG format takes up more memor and photobucket only allows 225 max KB, I just wanted to show the trans circle is all.

@Mini: I officially SUCK at drawing women! I dare not show the attempts at the risk of being banned, they are so horrible XD

Here is ANOTHER rendition of Bacon! Hopefully this is satisfactory/less gay -___-; And I don't know if you like Bleach but I do

PS: I don't believe in rulers apparently XD

Much more accurate... but I wouldn't be caught dead wearing an anime t-shirt... especially one I haven't even seen! XD

Give me my good ol' Immolation hoodie, or give me death.

Here's the Immolation logo


Except it's red.

If you think I am going to draw another Bacon Ver.3.0 anytime soon you are mistaken XD That one took pretty long because I erased a lot XD I hope you like your studio style head phones ^^ *takes Bacon's Bleach shirt*

Just change my shirt, Rembrandt!

Hmph, with an attitude like that I shant do it Besides I like the shirt and I don't like whatever the hell Immolation is. You can live with a Bleach T ^^

Actually, I think it would look cool with Immolation logo.

It would and I just noticed that the first picture does look like a hand is growing out.

ugh... If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

Excellent job it is now complete *nods*.