QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Apr 15 2005, 03:44 PM)
Perform what? Cabaret? You have that classy figure.
As for her age... didn't you say you were [spoiler]34[/spoiler]?
Don't say that outloud like that!
I used to bellydance with a snake and a scorpion (not at the same time).
I also used to perform sideshow acts such as eating fire, walking on glass, hammering a nail up my nose, and lying on a bed of nails among other things.
And yes, I did run off and join the circus once a couple of years ago. It was the sideshow but circus always sounds better.