Major Amstrong: "This is the spooning technique passed down through generations of my family!"

Wait...

MILITARY x HOMUNCULI GANGBANG!

Some very pleasant sandwiches are coming to mind. XP

Throw in Izumi and Winry and you have a very fun party! Wait would it cross all 3 sexual orientatons?

Logiclay a threesome with two of one gender will include atleast one bisexual and a hetrosexual but that 's only if you assume that set up is how they always like to "play".

I knew the OVA was a cover up!

Three? With Envy and Slothtentacles in there ,plus if Martel is included for the Military (She is because I say so) , we've got seven orientations at least.

I don't think Izumi would approve of such irresponsible behaviors though.

...

She'd have to get really drunk.

To think I used to be an innocent teen before I joined here...

*Works out in head and by "in head" Popo means he'll just type them out*
1) Hetro,
2) Homo, (Unless you are counting gay and lesibian as seperate)
3) Wrath = Peado,
4) black Heyate(sp?) and theoreticly Martel brings Beastiality,
5) Tentalce curtosy of Sloth,
6) Hermaphrodite love from Envy.

So what am I missing? Am I completly wring with my Type o' luvin' list? Am I just to tired to pick up on whats going on?

Gay and lesbian go separate.

Theoretically, Tentacles could fit in as two orientations as well, but... Oh dear... *shuts up*

(Colette: Take what's left of your innocence and RUN!)

Btw- if Dante joins in, does that make it necrophelia? Oh wait, the homunculi make it necrophelia too.

I say kick Wrath out of the mix.

YAYZ!!! 8DDD


Even BETTER!

Bradley is the pimp daddy of both sides, wahahaha~


XD I kept telling people Sloth was tentacle-molesting Roy in that one scene! =O!

Mmm...Tentacle molestation~


Roovies maybe? =/

Oh jeez, imagine what would happen if there wasn't enough protection for everyone...all the love children that would result!

I demand someone to make a doujin of this, NOW.

The sad thing is, I'd read it >.>

Fandom! What have you done to me?!

I'm sure whatever it did to you only made you better.

Wouln't doing a chimera be a differnt orientation? chimeraphila? Somone sould write a (japenese word for mega-orgy) with all of the characters even the minor ones! Muhahaha this is way beyond wrong!

I could see that in my head...
Not that I want to...
>_<

The RoyxEd.
But you know, they're noth obviously straight.
I don't agree with changing their sexuality...
Even if it's just the opinion of fans...
Plus, Roy is about 10 years older then Ed.

Al/Ed is kind of gross, considering they're brothers.
And Wrath... Is kind of young for Envy.

Augh. Scary Images. o_o
I support people who ARE homosexual, but, none of the FMA characters are (Wait, Garfiel >_<).
So It's not really something I want to vote on.

Thats beyond disturbing Mustang. >_>
Also, on the 'Directly to the forehead' avatar, I want to smash in the screen every time that commercials comes on. God... The reason they reapeat it over and over is either a) Subliminal message or To cause headaches so you'll buy it.

N'est pas?

Well I am one who likes to fantcise thus: Roy/Ed and desturbing is an utter understatement for me. And I love my avatar (the subliminal messages make you advertise it [but I am not advertising it])

HEAD ON
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available at retailers nationwide!

I apploud you for doing what many n00bs cant: not flame yaoi/yuri.

Must be Wirny and Riza !!!!!!

I think it's all actually quite fun... ^^ Fun to write, fun to draw... yeah! I have a RoyxEd fic if anyone's interested... a little angsty, but basically the moment when Roy stops deluding himself... First and foremost, though, I'm a RoyxRiza supporter, but RoyxEd has to be my second fav!

www.fanfiction.net/~thenewfullmetalalchemist

click on "It Takes Love to Live" - I'd appreciate any feedback! It's my first time w/ a fic like that...

FMA gets some shoujo-ai?

From beginning to end, it's:
Riza and Ran Fan (Manga only girl) :

Trisha and Sara (Winry's mom)

Paninya and Sheska:

Armony (PS2 game only character) and Sophie (from the third PS2 game, not coming to the US)

Elicia and Nina:

Winry and Mei Chan (Manga only girl) (I bet not even Toby thought of this one...)

Den and Xiao Mei (Manga only...panda) (Hottest couple ever award?)

Rose and Noa (Movie only girl)



(All from this site)

Awesome! (Did you get permission to re-post?)

I love you...

I think I love you Summoner Colette...<3

Don't take that the wrong way I mean...like siblings...

Wait...That can also be taken the wrong way...Forget everthing I just said. >__>'



Those pics or made of so much win! d(^.^)z

OMG, those are so beautiful, pretty and cute and full of absolute WIN.
We need more people like the artist who drew those!

Elicia x Nina makes me happy X3 Look at their little dresses and bunny/kitty ears! Too cute! <3


One comment tho, that's not Paninya with Sheska. XD That's the lady that works at the library, the one Sheska used to work with. :3

Looks to thin to be her....

Still her tho. ;P

Come on, do you really think someone drawing shoujo ai would draw her in her actual size?

Good point. I stand corrected.

@Summoner Colette, those pictures are absolutely... just.. WOW. Yuri does not get enough love.

I dunno about anyone else, but I'm still waiting for the Armstrong/Garfiel fandom to take off...

j/k

ArmstrongxHavoc >:( It's totally cannon.
Also LingxRoy is just gold.

OH, YOU KNOW IT!!!

Indeed it so totally is 8D

edit: whoa...my 666th post is made in a Homosexual thread. Hmmmmmmmmm....wonder if that's supposed to imply something...

Probably not... And Ling and Roy? Way too similar - they'd kill each other... Hm... Well, now that [spoiler]Ling's turned into "Greed"[/spoiler] I guess he could techinically date himself... *shurgs*... eeewwww... never mind...

ArmstrongxHavoc?Why am I getting a mental image that Armtsrong would be the one smoking after a nights hard work? >_>'

hahahaaa! Nice one, Juicy Toot!

I always thought that Havoc would end up with Fuery...

Hehe,thanks.

Why is it I think Havoc would go for Breda?Well,Havoc did say he liked big breasted woman in the the manga,would that go for men as well?I think Breda gots some man boobies... >__>'

Awww... MAN!

:dies:

Seriously, I think my brain just broke a little bit... XD

Ah,I'm sorry! D:

BredaxFueryxFalman OT3 >>

Those three are like...always left out of pairings XD (with exception to Fuery sometimes X3)

Yeah,they are always left out of pairings.It's a shame.

Yay for RoyxEd!!! XD <3
I absolutely love that pairing! X3
I read it, draw it, heck I'm even starting to write it! XDDD

Oh I do love me some Breda/Fuery. (Was more of a Havoc/Fuery fan until I realized the former just works better) Their absolute 'Non-bishie'-ness is what makes them sweet and above typical fangirlish logic for what constitutes 'cuteness' and more plausible in a *real* kind of way.


Falman can go hump a robot for all I care.

Yeah, you're right, Toby-Chan, it does...

And I'm sure Falman does something similar to that already! I always saw him as more of the furniture-humping type rahter than a robot, though, but you know...

I think Falman is more of an armor humping type if ya' get my drift...

m i rite?!

hahahaa! I think that'd be more along the lines of Garfiel (manga)... No, I can totally see Falman trying to do an office desk! Probably Roy's...

I always thought Falman would go for Barry the Chopper... >__>'

Hmm... you know, once again, I keep thinking Fuery... maybe it has to do w/ him being a kid of geek, and all that armor and stuff reminding me of robots, unfortunately ... and yes, I know that they'r not *really* robots!

Hmm...Those last shojo-ai pics gave me an idea...

I don't know if this has been said before,but...How about Mei ChanxElicia or Mei ChanxNina??

It sounds so very adorable! 83

You're reminding me of a scene from Bluebird's Illusion, in which Ed finds Fuery trying to fix a broken chair, and Fuery says it broke because he and Breda were sitting on it together. XDDDDD
But yeah, I see what you mean. =)

Awwwww, poor Falman. He gets no love. Aw well, there's always Falmanxhisownhand then.


Btw Steel Flare alchemist I love your avatar *_*



I saw a FueryxAl fic before. Didn't read it tho...

I'm gonna pretend I never read that.

;>_____> That wasn't me...that was...uh...uh...my evil twin,Tooty Juice!He's always trying to ruin my life!...Poor soul.

Now back to couples...Hmm...Falmanxhisownhand doesn't seem right...He seems like the type of person with a foot fetish. :3


But ya' got to admit him and Barry must have done something when the were stuck in that apartment in the manga! >.>'

Actually, I think they just played chess while Falman got wasted! XD

EDIT: Of course, Falman getting wasted doesn't mean that nothing *didn't* happen ... 0_0 ...

I can't choose. It's hard when it comes to homos.
side note: any one who votes for Al/Ed is completely disgusting and weird.