When I go to Hell (which I will if it exists, I am a gay Satanist) I want to take over and turn it into a waterpark!
But seriously. I don't like the idea of a Hell where people go judt because they happen to believe in the wrong invisible avenger in the sky. I far prefer the idea of a place where people who are actually evil (read: harm other people for no good reason) are punished. If that is the way it works, yay for God or whoever. If I will go to Hell just for not believing that some invisible guy somewhere is watching me all the time, even when I go to the bathroom:blink:, then this God-person should be slapped, which I fully intend to do.
Either way, I don't believe in Heaven or Hell, God or Satan. I believe in the universe and people. Hence why I am a Satanist.