Inspired by a conversation between a friend and I. Surprisingly, it didn't start as being about Envy, it started out as being about Kisuke from Bleach, and his awesome pimpin'ness. (Quite a segway, eh?)

Envy Kicks Puppies

OMG I hate the bastard 10x more now lol. Why do people like to say people kick puppies? Apparently Kadaj(FFVII:AC) kicks puppies...(according to 2 people anyway ) And I can't even imagine that Urahara would kick puppies... though after reading chapter 175 is starting to change my mind.

Side note:Envy turned into a dog once in the manga

Lol his so cute >_<!!

LOL! I love the pic. Envy is such a brat....but still loveable. <3

...And I can't really imagine Urahara kicking puppies. o_O But yeah, the pimpin'ness is definitely there. XD

LOL! Funny

Lol. That's amusing. And I think he'd kick them rather than stab. He's into the physical fighting thing after all.

You assume too much if you think that was directly the segway we made. XP

The initial discussion was about Greed versus Kisuke, in pimpin'ness criteria.

Went something like:

Me: I do like Kisuke. He's pimpin'.
Andy: Of course he is.
Me: But... Greed's pimpin' too. *Ponders*
Andy: Well, I know nothing about Greed, so I couldn't compare.
Me: Yeah, well, they're both pimpin' in their own ways. But they're way different too. Like, for example, Kisuke is nice to little kids. Greed would probably kill little kids.
Andy: That so?
Me: Actually, no, I lied. Greed's a decent guy. Envy on the other hand... well, I'm sure he kicks puppies and all that stuff. He's just a bastard like that.

LOL!!XD ....meanie...T.T

XD! That rocks. Envy is a bastard in that, lol.

I wouldn't put it past him to stab puppies!!

"I stab them." <--- LOL xD so much love

Thats really good, and funny