1. Simple

Ed plugged in the heater and carefully turned it on. He sat his young daughter in front of it, and gently layed a blanket over her as she sat on the carpet.

"Daddy, I- Aaacchhoooooo!!!"She sneezed loudly. "sniff**"

Ed patted her head tenderly and let out a soft sigh. How tiring... He walked over into the kitchen to get some tissue for her. He quickly looked around. Nothing.

"Nnnnnnnnnnn..." He mumbled quietly.

He walked up in front of the stairs annoyedly.

"Winry, you got tissue up there?" Yelled Ed.

"Actually..." Winry took a deep breath in. "...Yes. Brandy's using it."

They had a 3 year old daughter ,Rika and a 10 year old boy ,Brandon.

Brandon [Or Brandy, as his mother calls him] had a brilliant mind, and was a well respected alchemist. His hair was light blonde like his mother, and he had spiky long bangs, exactly like his father. He was very gentle, although he liked to act tough. He had piercing golden eyes, and had much more stature than his father had at his age.

Then, there was Rika. She had short golden hair and was a little too smart to be a toddler. She learned alchemy from her father, and mechanics from her mother. Unlike her father and brother, she had cooling sapphire eyes.

"What's Brandy doing with it?" Shouted Ed from the 1st floor.

"Apparently..." She said looking to her side. "...Eating it."

Ed's eyes widened slowly.

"He's gonna get diahreah.....Get the tissue.... Rika needs it. She's--"

"AAAACCHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Came a loud sneeze from below.

"--Gonna blow...." Said Ed annoyedly under a load of mucus.

"Sniff** Sorry."

Winry ran to Brandy's room quickly. A few minutes later, She returned and tossed the tissue paper down to Ed. She walked away to ease Brandon's stomachache.

Ed took the tissue and swivelled it around Rika's nose. Nothing came out.

"Aaaa......Aaaaaaa.......AAAaaacchhhoooo!!!"Sneezed Rika.

Ed lay under a grave of crud.

"Win, some help here??"Asked Ed.

Winry sprinted downstairs to aid Ed. She quickly took some tissue, and jerked it through. She took out a load of mucus.

"You just do that... I need to help Brandy..."She ran off.

Ed tried it but nothing came out.

"AAAACCCHHHOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

Ed stood exasperated.

It's supposed to be simple. But it's snot.
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XD Bad startoff. I'll make better stuff later...

heh heh that was cool^^ FuNnY!!! lolz
u gonna write more...?

Sorry, I'll post some more later. I can't post any right now. Sorry about the inconvenience. Thanks for reviewing though. *Gives guest a lolipop* .......... *Glares at other 22 people* YOU!!!!!! *Takes out shotgun* Aim...... *Shotgun firing sounds*
Yeah, you better!!! *Walks off*

uh, jst to let ya know-(that was me(before i registered:p))
yeah, i thought it was cool!LMAO!!! lol
um, yeah, i'll keep an eye out for the next part^^
ohh! a lolipop!(can i still have it?:P) oh, well *takes lolipop and makes a run for it*
thank you~ XD

2. Drugged

Ed woke up on the floor of the military base, opening his eyes slowly.

"Aaaaaaaaaaggggg......... What happened? ......" Asked Ed holding his neck.

He looked around him and sat up straight. Hughes, Al, and Roy were kneeled down, looking at him.

"What happened?" Asked Ed again.

There was a silence and everyone looked at each other.

"Um, well.........."Started Havoc.

"And then you--" Interrupted Al.

"But then--" Said Havoc.

"Just tell me!!!" Shouted Ed.

Havoc sighed.

"You were...... kinda... drugged up and..........You....got...married with......"

Al put his hand behind his back.

"....This marshmallow." Said Al holding a puffy pink marshmallow up to Ed.

Roy burst into laughter, tears flooding his face.

"You should've remembered, there was documents and everything!" Said Roy.

"You mean it was legal???" Asked Havoc.

Ed stood up furiously.

"I want a divorce!!!" Yelled Ed.

"Tell the marshmallow, brother."
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XD XD XD That's the end of that.

DUDE!! that was figgin hillarious!! XD *laughs her ass off* boy that was random!!hee hee hee lucky marshmellow lol ^^ keep it comin'!!!

Marrying a Marshmellow
-Abuse by a man named Roy
An autobiography by
Edward Elric

XD XD XD XD XD XD Oh my god.

Those were both REALLY funny! More please! Heh, marshmallow marriage! XD

*giggles uncontrollably*

Yes, I agree, quite random indeed! That was so funny...ah, poor Edward XD

More! Now!

OoOOoooOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the marshmallow. Though I had to read it twice because I thought it somehow flowed like "the next day" from your first chapter. O.o* Boy the look on my face had to be priceless..

..umm.. more please!

I WANT MORE!! I WANT MORE!!
xDDDD marshmellow!!!!!!!!!!