"Moron" isn't so bad... Compared to other things Quis can call people, she's actually being kind to call them such a simple word, for their understanding's sake.

Hmm, you're right mei, I should do much of that for my 19th birthday. Thanks for the advice!

Hee. Well, everyone knows what a moron is. Or else you get stuff like:

"You're a moron."
"Duuuhh, what's a moron?"
"You're one of them."
"Ohh, really? I'm cool, so I guess morons are cool, too, eh?"
"That's right, kid. You keep telling yourself that. Meanwhile, I'll be over there trying to contract small pox. Bellow if you need me."

"Come back here I'll bite your knee caps off!"
The Dark night - Monty Python and the Holy Grale

@Quis: Heaven forbid we should meet someone like that! What's the point of insulting someone who's too dense to be insulted?!

Entertainment value, maybe.

I have some of the videos where he dosn't talk, they are the best!
they come on Boomarang every once and a while... It's amazing how backround music can show fealings and take the place of words.

You forgot to bold and underline sake.

@Quis: Hmm. Yes, Mei supposes it would be rather entertaining. So they have their uses after alll...

@Username: Mei totally agrees with you on that point. Music can speak louder than words.

"...You bow to no one..." (or something like that) Gandalf, The Return of the King

@Goldfish: Perhaps mei is just too tired for her brain to function correctly, but she doesn't understand why "sake" should be bold-ed and underlined.

Perhaps mei needs to understand 19 is legal drinking age in Canada?

Also, mei may have missed the post before.

Ah... [/belatedly laughs at Goldfish's pun]

Mei was not thinking, apparently--which is good to know before she attempts to fix household appliances. (Not that she needs to...now she's just rambling...@__@)

The ramblings are becoming of mei. I apologize, my humor is frequently unclear, vague and far too witty for mere humans.

Luke,I am your father

Well right now I dont have a favorite line But when I do it will probably be out of the Fullmetal alchemist movie coming out this summer!

Jack: What are your legs
Archie: Springs...steel springs
Jack: How fast can you run
Archie: Fast as a leopard
Jack: How fast are you going to run?
Archie: Fast as a leopard
Jack: Well, let's see you do it!

~Gallipoli

D'Artagnan: "It's about time!"
Porthos: "Come, D'Artagnan! We're saving the king!"

Aramis: "Where were you?"
Porthos: "Taking care of something UGLY!"

The Three Musketeers

Buzz: Curse you, Zurg! You killed my father!!!

Zurg: No, Buzz... I-... am you father...

Buzz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

~Toy Story 2

Guess where this is from:

"They want your case of Wonka Bars. Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me? It's your husband's life or your case of Wonka Bars."

"How long will they give me to think it over?"

These are all from monty python and the holy grial because that is my all time favourite movie!!


King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.



Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes


These ones are my favourite out of them all, they made me practically cry!!!


Soldier: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
Soldier: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Soldier: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
Soldier: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
Soldier: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
Soldier: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
Soldier: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
Soldier: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
Soldier: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Soldier: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Soldier: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
Soldier: Am I right?


Tim: Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
King Arthur: What an eccentric performance.


King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy advisary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: What's that, then?
Black Knight:.........I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar.
Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.


King Arthur: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Tim: There are some who call me... Tim.


Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You *beep*! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You mangy Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
**Bors gets killed by the rabbit**
Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

and i think thats enough, sorry its soo long , i just love so many

"Strange things are afoot at the circle K"
~Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure

"You are not your khakis"
~Fight Club


"He introduced me to a sound and type of band I'd never heard before: America, Asia, Boston, Chicago, Texas. Travel exhausts me."
~Hedwig and the Angry Inch

LMFAO!!!!!!!! that made my day thank you.

heres some of my favs:

Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-
five pellets of mescaline, five
sheets of high powered blotter
acid, a salt shaker half full of
cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-
colored uppers, downers, screamers,
laughers... Also a quart of tequila,
a quart of rum, a case of beer, a
pint of raw ether and two dozen
amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the
trip, but once you get locked into
a serious drug collection, the
tendency is to push it as far as
you can.

thats from fear and loathing in las vegas, if you haven't guessed.

Ferris: My uncle went to Canada to protest
the war, right? On the Fourth of
July he was down with my aunt and he
got drunk and told my Dad he felt
guilty he didn't fight in Viet Nam.
So I said, "What's the deal, Uncle
Jeff? In wartime you want to be a
pacifist and in peacetime you want
to be a soldier. It took you twenty
years to find out you don't believe
in anything?"
(snaps his fingers)
Grounded. Just like that. Two weeks.
(pause)
Be careful when you deal with old
hippies. They can be real touchy.

Ferris Beulers day off of coarse.

Ill think of more later.

lolz, those are brilliant whitemike!!!!

just one more Monty Pthyon one...................


King Arthur: Hello!!
French guy: 'ello! who is it?
Arthur: It is King Arthur and these are my Knights of the round table, who's castle is this?
French guy: This is the castle of my master, Gredel Wobber
Arthur: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by god with a sacred quest. If he can give us food and shelter for the night then he can join us on the quest for The Holy Grail.
French guy: Well ill ask him but i don't think he'll be very keen, you see, er, hes already got one.
Arthur: What?!
Sir Gallahad: He says they've already got one
Arthur: Are you sure hes got one?
French guy: ohh yes, its very nice!
*French guy to other soldiers behind him*: I told them we've already got one!
Arthur: well...erm...can we come up and have a look?
French guy: Of course not! you are English tarts!
Arthur: Weel what are you then?
French guy: I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French guy: Mind your own business.
Arthur: If you will not show us the Grial then we shall have to take this castle by force!
French guy: You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets. *makes weird faces*
Sir Gallahad: What a strange person.
Arthur: Now look here my good man-
French guy: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Sir Gallahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
French guy: No, now go away or i shall taunt you for a second time!


HILARIOUS!!!! I LOVE THAT BIT!!!!!

That is one of the best movies of all time, hands down.

i just watched predator 2, i love this line

*glover takes off predators mask*
glover - You are one ugly...
*predator wakes up*
predator - MOTHERFUCKER!

(in 1 arnold says that to the predator, the bringing of the line back is great)

I agree with you totally mike, it is simply brilliant

have you seen life of brian, or meaning of life?

ive seen life of brian, thats great aswell!!!



Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
*Everyone gasps*
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
*Crowd throws rocks at him*
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
*Crowd stones the Jewish Official*


Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird!

LMAO!!!

SINGERS
Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot,
He was not afraid to die, Oh Brave Sir Robin,
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
And his penis split ... and his ...

ROBIN
Er, That's ... That's enough music for a while, lads.
It Looks as though like there's dirty work afoot.

LOL, I love those songs sooo much!!!!

This is the one for when he runs away...

Minstrel singing:
Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away away. When danger reared his ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, he turned his tail, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by Sir Robin.

Thats brilliant!

King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England.


Lancelot: Look, my liege!
Arthur: Camelot!
Sir Galahad: Camelot!
Lancelot: Camelot!
Patsy: It's only a model.
Arthur: Shh!


Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!


King of Swamp Castle: We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
Prince Herbert: But I don't like her.
King of Swamp Castle: Don't like her? What's wrong with her. She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge ... tracts of land.


Just another few that i love in that movie...........

"Hey, waiter... gimme a milk... CHOCOLATE!"

"Lorraine... you're my... density..."

~ George McFly, Back to the Future I

It could always be worse. Some chick could cut off youre penis while youre asleep and throw it out the window of a moving car - Fight Club

Love? Love. Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love. - Moulin Rouge

Frankenstein: Would you mind telling me who's brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby . . . Normal.
Frankenstein: Abby NORMAL.
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.


- Mel Brooks & Gene Wilder's Young Frankenstein

"I need to tell you something:"

"What is it? Tell me now or I'll kill you."

"I am your father..."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



-Star Wars

I'll be back.

If you do not know this one you are an idiot.

It's from Scream. One of the killers (the goofier one) says it when he is done explaining or hearing the rules of surviving a teen slasher and goes into the kitchen and says, "I'll be back." breaking one of the rules of survival :3

actually, its not. its from the Terminator-w/ California's govenor

Actually, it is. Have you seen scream? My point is that "I'll be back" is an over used/generic line. It can be found in several movies if you pay attention

"....." -pretty much any movie out there...

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything.

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your <censored for the kiddies> khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
(a personal favorite of mine)

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
- fight club

i love that movie

"ANATA WA BAKA!" aka: "YOUR AN IDIOT!"

this is literly in every anime romance movie.

AHUAHHAHGHGAH!!! - Chewy Star Wars

Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill shit."

If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.
-Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?

Thurgood Jenkins: The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
McGayver Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
McGayver Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGayver Smoker: [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!
- Half Baked

"shut your <censored for the kiddies> face, uncle <censored for the kiddies>!"


from South Park

"She was the most beautiful living woman I have ever seen."

Francisco from Dellamorte Dellamore
AKA Cemetery Man

[Isshin-parodies]Bleach 43

Ishida: "Stop it! You were playing with me. Why does she get all the attention? That is really unfair!"

Mayuri: "Don't worry about this stupid slut. . . I stopped before she died. I'm done with her. She stopped begging for more with mere wounds like that, she has to be the WORST and DUMBEST slave ever."

Ishida: ". . . I completely agree."


I don't know, it just cracks me up, so out of character.

"You have a point. An idiotic one but a point."

George Sanders to Marilyn Monroe after she explained why she called the butler, waiter.

I always wanted to use that line on somebody.

"Looked dead didn't I? Well I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying I can tell ya that. Acctually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma. A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up. I went on with what the movie advertisements referred to as a roaring rampage of revenge. I roared and I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point. But I have only one more, the last one, the one I'm driving to right now, the only one left. And when I arrive at my destination....I am gonna Kill Bill."--The Bride "Kill Bill Vol 2"

"It mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality."--The Bride "Kill Bill Vol 1


Me and my friends were hooked on the two Kill Bill movies for the longest time. I can so those lines from memory! ^-^ I literally have no life.

It's hillarious the faces you humans make in mid coitus-Nostrodamus(?), Dogma

I love that song!

"Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?" - Jack Sparrow