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Popogeejo
(The following Pulp fiction quotes are edited for public viewing)

QUOTE
"Do you see a sign saying dead [African american] storage!?!"
"Nah man, I didn't..."
"Do you know why?"
"Why?"
"Because storing dead [african americans] isn't me [rooty toot tooting] business!"


QUOTE
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."


QUOTE
Jules: Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars.
Vincent: Okay, so what'cha want to know?
Jules: Hash is legal there, right?
Vincent: It's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. I mean, they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Jules: And those are hash bars?
Vincent: Yeah, it breaks down like this: okay, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's illegal to carry it, but, but - but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this, alright -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Jules: Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it -- I'm [gosh darn] goin'.
Vincent: I know baby. You'd dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules: What?
Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same [stuff] over there that they got here, but it's just - it's just there it's a little different.
Jules: Examples?
Vincent: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a, uh, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the [heck] a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."[1]
Jules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: Thats right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."
Jules: "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. But, you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: God damn!
Vincent: I seen 'em do it, man, they [friggin'] drown 'em in that [stuff].
Jules: That's some [messed] up [nastyness].
Chiyo
Oh you are such a BOY popo biggrin.gif

Just a random one that came to mind;

Ace: Nothing, this is a lovely room of death. Take care now, bye bye then.
Amethyst Sunset
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QUOTE
"You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit."
- Jeremy Piven, PCU


There's hope for me yet!

Jack Sparrow: Why's the rum gone?

ELizabeth: Firstly, because it is a vile drink that can make even the most respected ladies comit the most horrible acts, and second, because that smoke signal is over a mile high. The entire British navy is out looking for me, do you think they'll miss that?

JS: Yes... but why's the rum gone?

-Pirates of the Carribean


...I love PotC quotes. =D

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowin' holes in my ship!

And...from Shrek 2 (not really exact, but I got the general ideas):

Puss in Boots: *big-eyed, pleading stare*

Donkey: Say something, like...you're wearing ladies' underwear!
Pinocchio: Okay...I'm wearing ladies underwear!

Pinocchio: Of course I'm not wearing ladies' underwear!
*nose grows long*
HalfAsian Alchemist
Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments!
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
Second Brother: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Second Brother: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Brother Maynard: Amen.
Knights: Amen.
Arthur: Right!
One!... Two!... Five!
Galahad: Three, sir!
Arthur: Three!
Chiyo
QUOTE(HalfAsian Alchemist @ Jul 26 2006, 07:07 PM) [snapback]425898[/snapback]

Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments!
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
Second Brother: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Second Brother: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Brother Maynard: Amen.
Knights: Amen.
Arthur: Right!
One!... Two!... Five!
Galahad: Three, sir!
Arthur: Three!


Stuff that, I'd quote the whole film laugh.gif
22-250
Pee pee! Pee pee vag***! - Scary Movie 4

Taco bell, taco bell. Product placement with taco bell. Enchirito! Nacho Burrito! - Kung Pow

It was worse than Detroit - Airplane
Packy
"We watched the setting sun. A perfect orange glow. both about to cry. For our final farewell." - Moon Child

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the Exorsist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it... Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy... Now what do you think?! You think i'm qualified?!" - Beetlejuice
22-250
"Someone go back and get a S***load of dimes!"-Blazing Saddles.
phoenix dying
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit It!--The Blues Brothers
Packy
" I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..." - Anchorman
22-250
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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit It!--The Blues Brothers


I remember that. That was the funniest part of the movie.
joanne45
'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!' - Charlie Croker

'Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea.' - Charlie Crocker's last words*.

*The Italian Job (1969) is one of my faves. That scene made my guts explode from laughter where Michael Caine (Charlie) and the boys are stuck each other in the coach/truck balanced out over the precipice, the gold sliding towards its back end, and Croker's closing `I've got a great idea..', the greatest cliff hanger I've ever witness!
The Mad Bomber
From Saw II

Jigsaw/John: "Where is he? That's a problem you're going to have to solve before it's too late. He has about, two hours, until the gas creeping into his nervous system begins to break down his body tissue, and he begins to bleed from every orifice he has. Oh yes, there will be blood."
Indignant Judgment
"I'm kicking my ***, Do You MIND!?!?" Jim Carrey from Liar Liar
SCARED4LIFE
" Every thing in this room is eatable; even I'm eatable. But that my dear children would be called canabalism(sp?). Which is frowned apon in some countires..."
-Willa Wonka, Charlie and the chocolate factory

jency
French Guardsman: "You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets"

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

(there are so many quotes i love from this movie so it was hard to choose...)
Quistis88
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. . . . aren't you?"
- Benjamin in The Graduate

Hilarious movie. laugh.gif
Razzy
"The best kind of prize is a SUR-prise!" -Willy Wonka, "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

"It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!"
-Willy Wonka, "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
esrz22
A rather lot of lines from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
"I didn't know you were the Sundace Kid when I accused you of cheating! If I draw on you, you'll kill me!"
"There is that possibility"

There's part of an exchange as an example. I think I quoted correctly
patkk the dictator/ninja/fish
this a rather old movie but my 4 year old cousin is quite fond of this quote
"Welcome starshine, the Earth says hello!"
creepy guy in purple, from Charlie in the Chocolate Factory
ゆきえいり
lol. I've got one:

"I bought you fish! Two of them! They're both named Stephan. One with a V and one with a PH!"-Joon (Mary Sturat Masterson) from Benny and Joon. ONe of the best movies ever. I think I laughed so hard I died!!!!
esrz22
"DO NOT WANT"
-Darth Vader, Backstroke of the West.
"I was just made by the Presbyterian Church"'
(I may have messed up a bit of spelling on that one)-Anakin Skywalker, Backstroke of the West
"Pregnancy? Pregnancy?"
-Yoda, Backstroke of the West

And many more.

(BotW is a horribly mauled version of Revenge of the Sith. It was translated to Chinese then subbed with really bad Engrish)
helmet boy
"lets go in and pop this cherry!"

their acually talking about a fort tongue.gif
joanne45
Don't call me stupid! - Kevin Kline's character Otto of A Fish Called Wanda
Tombow
"Walk this way.." by Igor in "Young Frankenstein" (1974)
A typical example of "it's not what you say, but how you say it." laugh.gif
PUKE
"My spidey sense is tingling, if you know what I mean."
-Venom (Spiderman 3)

I was soo waiting for a Spiderman character to say something like that. <3
joanne45
Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.
- Bruce Willis (Korben Dallas) and Milla Jovovich (Leelo) The Fifth Element


God, I love that scene of that movie!
GothGirl
"I'm not a witch I'm your WIFE!" -Princess Bride
"F*ck this up I'll kill you" (said as a toast in Jerry McGuire)
fullmetalfemme
"I defy you to get through any day with out at least one juicy rationalization."
Jeff Goldblum in The Big Chill
(Why is it everything I do on this forum makes me feel so bloody OLD! huh.gif )

At the risk of you all thinking I haven't seen any movies made before 1983(which I truly have - even seen both Kill Bills!) here are a couple of my favorite Woody Allen lines worth noting:

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."
Woody Allen/Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. And those who can't, teach gym." Woody Allen/Sleeper (I think)

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."/Woody Allen/(alsopretty sure that one is from Sleeper)

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever ."
Woody Allen/Love and Death




A GIGANTIC THANK YOU TO NIL-CHAN FOR BEAUTIFUL NEW SIGGIE,
PRESENTED TO ME ON MOTHERS DAY!!! WHAT A WONDERFUL GIFT!!!
joanne45
Tony Montana: You wanna @#%& with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
- Al Pacino (Tony Montana) Scarface


Best memorable line of this movie!
Pacino RULES!!!

Spartan King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Spartan King Leonidas: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

- Gerald Butler (Leonidas) and Peter Mensah (Messenger) 300
Tombow
^^ The 300 Rulez!! XDDD

BTW, I merged the double postings. ^^
Razzy
"With this candle I will... set your mother on fire."
- Victor Van Dort from Corpse Bride
Robo-Mechanic
"I will kill you before you can even reload"
-V from V For Vendetta
ゆきえいり
"Honjo:And the one before that was canceled.
Sunao: And the one before that?
H: And the one before that.
S: And the one before one before that?
H: And the one before one before that.
S: And the one before one before one before that?
H: And the one before one before one before that.
S: And the one before one before-
Sora: YES!!!!! AND THE ONE BEFORE THAT!!!!!!"

Sukisho, Episode: The Jack of All Trades.
esrz22
"I'm sick of these mother******* snakes on this mother******* plane!"
From: You know this. tongue.gif

"You can't fight here! This is the war room!"
From: Dr. Strangelove
V-mental alchemist
oh! 'DAY SPA - d-a-i-y-e' from zoolander hehe me and my friend spell day like that all the time now
GREEDisGOOD
King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[the Black Knight doesn't respond]
King Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[No response]
King Arthur: I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.
[No response]
King Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[No response]
King Arthur: You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!
[Attempts to get around the Black Knight]
Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass!
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[They fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
King Arthur: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
[They fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[Kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[Cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got .... all over him.

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one
The Witch: *They* dressed me up like this!
Crowd: We didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well?
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a bit.
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!

King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
[after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

Knight 1: ...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!

ALL from: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (So many quotes - so little time)
The Mad Bomber
Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
Clarice Starling: You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you - why don't you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you're afraid to.
Bling_bling_Angel
Kimmy: I can be Jello!
Jules: You can NEVER BE JELLO! YOU'RE CREME BRULEE!

- My Best Friend's Wedding
joanne45
One word...

'ROSEBUD...'

- Charles Forster Kane (Orson Welles); Citizen Kane
That One Dude
"Why can't you ever say just, you know... that.... sucks." deppressed Rose --In Her Shoes
*yeah, she saw her sister and her boyfriend f***ing*
joanne45
Cpt. Nixon: Sobel's a genius. I had a headmaster in prep school who was just like him. I know the type.
Richard Winters: Lew, Michaelangelo's a genius. Beethoven's a genius.
Cpt. Nixon: You know a man in this company who wouldn't double-time Currahee with a full pack just to piss in that man's morning coffee?

Warren Muck: Right now, some lucky bastard's headed for the Pacific, get put on some tropical island, surrounded by six naked native girls, helping him cut up coconuts so he can hand feed them to the flamingos.
Joe Domingus: Flamingos are mean. They bite.
Wayne Sisk: So do the naked native girls.
Frank Perconte: With any luck.

Richard Winters: That night, I thanked God for seeing me through that day of days and prayed I would make it through D plus 1. I also promised that if some way I could get home again, I would find a nice peaceful town and spend the rest of my life in peace.

Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: I'm gonna say something.
George Luz: To who?
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Lieutenant Winters!
Richard Winters: What is it?
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Permission to speak, sir.
Richard Winters: Granted.
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Sir, we got 9 companies, sir.
Richard Winters: We do.
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Well how come we're the only one marching every Friday night 12 miles full pack in the pitch dark.
Richard Winters: Why do you think, Private Randleman?
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Lieutenant Sobel hates us, sir.
Richard Winters: Lieutenant Sobel does not hate Easy Company, Private Randleman. He just hates you.
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Thank you, sir.

Richard D. Winters: [real life interview with Winters where he quotes Mike Ranney on how he answered a question his grandson once asked him] I treasure my remark to a grandson who asked, "Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?" "No", I answered, "But I served in a company of heroes".

- Band of Brothers
esrz22
"That looks like the [body part of a bear]... and the [other part]... [repeat with several other parts]... all attached to the body of a bear..."
"That would be a bear."
-Paraphrasing from the Japanese movie Udon.
joanne45
Kanji: Life is so short / Fall in love, dear maiden / While your lips are still red / And before you are cold, / For there will be no tomorrow.

- Kanji Watanabe (Takashi Shimura) Ikiru


...best Kurosawa classic.
OzmodiusNC
Badges? We no need no steenking badges!
(Blazing Saddles)
GREEDisGOOD
Animal House ROCKS!

Dean Wormer - "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Bluto helling at the other Deltas - "DID WE GIVE UP WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?!!"
*Otter on the side* - "Germans?"
"Just let him go; he's rolling."

Kari_Neko
[Giselle and Scarlett are fighting]
Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
[Giselle slaps Jack]
Jack Sparrow: [Scarlett slaps Jack]

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
HAHAHA Pirates of the Caribbean!
That One Dude
from 'Farce of the Penguins':

Narrator: The older penguings know that it's just a matter of time until they call out...
Old Penguin: I'm freezing my nuts off!!
Narrator: Damn. The cold is making everybody crankier.
Old Penguin: You have no idea what I'm going through! You're in a warm rcording studio, in LA, getting paid tons of money!!
Narrator: Not enough.
Old Penguin: I'm sure it's a respectable ammount.
Narrator: Not. Enough.
Old Penguin: I don't give sh*t, cause I'm freezing my nuts off!!
Narrator: Stop complaining. It's where you chose to live.
Old Penguin: Choose?! Are you an idiot?! Why would I choose to live in 80' below weather?!
Narrator: May I continue?
Old Penguin: How can I stop you?! You're in sunny California and I'm in Antartica, freezing my nuts off!!
Narrator: May I continue?
Old Penguin: Oooooowww!!
*something thumps on ground*
Narrator: What's wrong?
Old Penguin: I told you, you son of a b*tch, but you just kept talking, and I froze my nuts off!!
Narrator: Those aren't your nuts.
Old Penguin: Yes they are!
Narrator: You don't have nuts, just some kind of flipper thing you use as a penis.
Old Penguin: You know what? F*ck you! Morgan Freeman has more talent than you in just a freckle on his ass!!
Narrator: Thank you! Enjoy the polar winter, it's just starting, it shouldn't be so rough for you, you're very old and already frozen your nuts off, or whatever those things were since penguins don't have nuts!
Old Penguin: F*********************ck yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!!
Narrator: No, f*ck you, you nutless motherf*ck..! *clears throat* My bad...

Narrator: ... For some, it is too late.
Juan Sanchez: I don't need the rest of those f*ckers! I have found good antartic skunk weed, and that skunk weed will help me find the treasure of Sierra Madre!! It is I, and I alone, Juan Sanchez, who will make this discovery, and then I will be famous!! Sure, they'll all be at home having sex with all the women, but I don't need no stinking women!!
Narrator: Others are simply victims of the ever changing ecosystem.
Lost penguin #1: Sh*t! Where did all the snow go?! It's f*cking global warming! This is bullsh*t! Guys, get over here!
Lost penguin #2: Holy sh*t, there's no snow!
Lost penguin #1: That's what I'm talking about, f*cking global warming! This is bullsh*t!
Lost penguin #3: What's global warming?
Lost penguin #1: What those f*ckers in the snow suits do to the planet! F*ck it up for all of us!
Lost penguin #3: Yeah, but if it's warmer, isn't that better for us?
Lost penguin #1: Yeah, it's better, but if it suddenly gets warmer and all the ice melts and we suddenly have to place to stay cause the f*cking world will need to stand in f*cking water!
Lost penguin #3: Don't yell, you could start and avalanche!
Lost penguin #1: With what?! There's no f*cking snow!!
*wall of ice crumbles*

Carl: *bumps into penguin* Whoops, sorry.
Marcus: Who you pushin' at, motherf*cker?!
Carl: I didn't do it intentionally.
Marcus: You pushin'me just cause I'm black?!
Carl: Uh, no. I'm black too.
Marcus: You sayin' we all look alike?!
Jimmy: And white.
Marcus: You want some of this?!
Jimmy: Hey look kid, he didn't mean anything.
Marcus: And what're you, his b*tch?!
Carl: Well look, I'm really sorry if I offended you...
Marcus: Offended?! By you two f*ckers?! How 'bout not give a sh*t about it?!
Carl and Jimmy: *lower heads*
Marcus: Awww, c'mon man, I'm just f*ckin' with ya!! We're gonna spend like three months together! I'm Marcus.
Carl: Carl. *points head to Jimmy* Jimmy.
Jimmy: Always cool to meet another brother.
Marcus: I ain't your f*ckin' brother.
Jimmy: *lowers head*
Marcus: I'm just f*ckin' with ya again! You're so gullible, like a gull that is bull.
*silence*
Marcus: A'ight, I get it, cool.

For the moment, that is all... Hehe... For the moment. *glare*
GREEDisGOOD
Caddyshack:

Sandy MacReedy - "I want you to kill every gopher on the course."

Carl Spackler - "Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key."

Sandy MacReedy - "GOPHERS, YOU GREAT GIT!! Not golfers! The little, brown, furry rodents!"

Carl Spackler - "...We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason."
coyote_sprit
"Soylent Green is people."
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