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hitokiri
Do you wear tin foil on your head to keep out the CIA's brainwashing messages?

Have aliens harvested your genetic material as part of a nefarious plot to take over the world?

Is Bigfoot stealing your beers to go party with Biggie and Pac?

If so, share your latest crackpot theories with us here. You may find it is, in fact, very cathartic, and this may even help you stop yourself from building yet another bunker in preparation for the apocalypse.

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here are two of my more recent theories:

Culinary Genius Composing Prodigies

The Carl and Sig Connection
alchemist x
I belive that we evalved from evil flying hippopotamuses
dragonofchaos
i beileve that magical creatures live n another realm because we abbused their powers durring the middle ages
alchemist x
DOC you got that of of yugiou
dragonofchaos
no my computer messed up some how and put four of the same kind so i changed it so that way the mods would know it was an accident
Riza Babe
Errr i think when your comp is loading DON'T KEEP CLICKING ADD REPLY!!!!!!!!!
hitokiri
nine duplicate posts?! ok that can't possibly be a comp thing... did you keep hitting the add reply button or something.....

here's my new crackpot theory....

duplicate posts were designed by the CIA to piss me off. damn the Man....
dragonofchaos
no it doesn't load well and then i get a message that tells me to reload so i do and then well you saw what happened
Riza Babe
Well it worked now biggrin.gif
dragonofchaos
yeah that makes me so happy...please tell quistis or someone of a higher power to delete those unneeded posts please
alchemist x
dont wory they will
Quistis88
Excess posts deleted.

Crackpot theories . . . hmm.

My old band teacher back in high school is the reincarnation of Vladimir Lenin. They are similar not only in their ways of instruction, but also in appearance. Stunning resemblance.
ἀρχή
I had a delusion that someone would kill me at night in my sleep. I remember "hearing" a person sneeking into my room ready to kill me at night.

Am I crazy? dry.gif
blueices
[blue realizes she's been noticed, resolves to stop trying to boil the brain vat at night] laugh.gif
Slashrose1010
@Arche: Yes... Yes you are

"Aliens" aren't really aliens. We are the aliens that came here and took over the aliens' world to make it our own. The reason why we are so primitive and can't remember is because we erased our own memories to protect us from our own past.
ἀρχή
QUOTE(blueices @ Feb 2 2005, 07:14 PM)
[blue realizes she's been noticed, resolves to stop trying to boil the brain vat at night] laugh.gif
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I was wondering why my brain was feeling warmer dry.gif
dragonofchaos
x i did not get my theory from Yu-Gi-Oh I just thought of it up and a theory is just something that has not been proven wroung that and magic has never been proven wroung so it might be true
Fresh_Coffee
My art teacher in it for me and wants to rule the entire world and make me her slave or she could just dislike me for some reason sleep.gif
hitokiri
my latest crackpot theory:

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the W's pictures seem to have eyes that follow you around. this happens in scooby doo with the pictures the villains use to spy on others....

therefore my crackpot theory is...

The W is, in fact, nothing more than a shill for a nefarious cartoon villian to rule the world with!!!!

now if only i can find some meddling kids and a dog, we can end his reign of terror.... laugh.gif
dragonofchaos
his eyes look red and deamonish...and nothing but pure evil we must kill him
blueices
That pic is really terrifying....(ahhh those beady little eyes are following me!)

[blue slams shut her laptop in desperate attempt to escape the beady little eyes]
dragonofchaos
wait lets just distroy the picture
please hitokiri please distroy the picture be for we all have bad dreams about it
hitokiri
you can't destroy it, it just comes back... like all true evil does.
Slashrose1010
Slash's Unified Field Theory:

I believe that the mods (Quis in particular) are really androids that BryanTQ created to do his forum biddings. He created these super intelligent AI cyborgs to take over all forums and make them territories of this one. BryanTQ will then become the nex Hitler, Stallin, Muscilini or Kruschev of the Free Forum World (FFW) and will rename it, The Socialist Republic of FMA (SRFMA). And his androids will be his council and chairmen. He will rule with and iron fist and renew the Iron Curtain in cyber space and maybe add an iron lampshade.

(I do realize this has nothing to do with the Unified Field Theory tongue.gif )
alchemist x
Holy crap i can see the eyes folowing me for real no joke
Quistis88
The Mona Lisa does that, too. Maybe we should go burn that as well. Let's storm the Louvre, kids.
hitokiri
if i'm storming any museum its gonna be where man in bowler hat is. i don't why but that painting just speaks to me... if the lourve contains that as well, i'm in.
Slashrose1010
I am partial to "Persistance of Memory" and "The Thinker". I would take those if they are in Louvre (I think the Thinker is but not Persistence of Memory) The Scream in the Simpsons was hilarious.
dragonofchaos
yes quistis lets strom the Lourve and distroy all the scary paintings
Quistis88
"The Thinker" is in front of the Musée Rodin, and "The Man in the Bowler Hat" was in the Jeu de Paume the last time I heard about it. And I think the Dali piece is in the Louvre. Don't quote me on this.
Slashrose1010
Nice, I can go raid Persistence of Memory. I never liked the Mona Lisa. She isn't very attractive and there isn't anything particularly special about her. I also love the ceiling of the Sisteen Chapel. Very beautiful.
Foolio
the Catholic Church is a pyramid scheme i say!
dragonofchaos
the egyptians had the right religon and the christians got upset killed the whole lot of them and then said that their religon was the right one and started to force it down peoples throuts
ἀρχή
Hitokiri is really from LA - Think about it dry.gif
alchemist x
really, wow didn't know

@Arche* What's with the short post?
hitokiri
w....laugh.gif even though i am a materialistic bastard i would have to kill myself over the crappy west coast pizza alone.

how about this crackpot theory......

Arche's brain in a vat is actually nothing more than a dream of another more powerful brain in a vat.
alchemist x
If arche was just a brain in a vat, how would he be typing
ἀρχή
I'm starting to wonder if Hito is actually Richard Moll trying to make a Night Court comeback from LA.

Oh yes, and Quistis is from S. Dakota.

BTW: X, don't bother posting if that's all you have to say. I don't like to look at topics when you're the last one to have posted.
alchemist x
Ha-ha
Slashrose1010
Arche doesn't really have a wife and kids. Those pictures of him and his daughter aren't even him. They are some random guy and some girl edited into photos.
blueices
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Feb 2 2005, 09:30 PM)
w....laugh.gif even though i am a materialistic bastard i would have to kill myself over the crappy west coast pizza alone.

how about this crackpot theory......

Arche's brain in a vat is actually nothing more than a dream of another more powerful brain in a vat.
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Re: bad west coast food: Add to that their ignorance of bagels, good steak, and italian food in general....(and their eerily laid back personalities too) laugh.gif

As for the more powerful brain scenario (creepy)


Random Crack-pot theory:
What if the semen of past presidents really is under the ice at Rockefeller center ??(stolen from Conspiracy Theory) rolleyes.gif
Full Metalloid Alchemist
All of you are wrong, and when they come you will learn, oh boy will you learn.
xrninja
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Feb 2 2005, 06:30 PM)
w....laugh.gif even though i am a materialistic bastard i would have to kill myself over the crappy west coast pizza alone.
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you just have to know where to look, pizza my heart's pizza is the best i've ever had biggrin.gif california really isn't so terrible. in fact, to all you east coasters stuck in the cold weather, waiting for summer, we had a high record winter temperature here in the Bay Area today, at 73-ish fahrenheit. i walked around outside in a t-shirt. laugh.gif
blueices
In defense of schizo East coast weather: I thought today was actually perfect for winter. I actually should have worn a lighter coat while throwing my delicious pizza at some annoying kid. laugh.gif
Falling_Man
Oh, come on, this is just for fun. Unless some of us are taking it too seriously.

Random Crackpot Theory: The moment we register here, our minds are put in an endless waltz revolving around the forums. We dance to the never-ending music of our Moddie and Admin friends. They were once us, but made enough of a commotion to be noticed, so they were made to play and conduct. It's also possible that the forum our minds waltz in is a giant robot waltzing with other robots around the Original Internet, which plays music for all of them, with viruses and useless spam.

...so basically our minds are waltzing around the internet to virus and spam music. Or something along those lines...

Let this post cook in the vat of your mind... *continues to rant*
hitokiri
i actually prefer fall/winter... long sleeved gear and coats are just so much more fashionable. i'm not a big fan of the obscenely bright sunlight. also the overly liberal use of cilantro on the west coast is disturbing to say the least.

plus where else but on the east coast can you get a cup of coffee, a knish, and a hotdog all from the same cart.
blueices
Don't forget gyros....glorious gyros laugh.gif


*I'll also testify to a coat addiction...everytime I go out to buy a dress shirt, I somehow end up with a new jacket. [I'm up to 6 right now...it's really too much] laugh.gif
xrninja
hey, we have gyros too! laugh.gif and they're pretty darn good. although i'll definitely try NY gyros, if i see any when i go biggrin.gif
Quistis88
QUOTE(blueices @ Feb 2 2005, 08:31 PM)
*I'll also testify to a coat addiction...everytime I go out to buy a dress shirt, I somehow end up with a new jacket.  [I'm up to 6 right now...it's really too much] laugh.gif
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I also testify to the same addiction. mellow.gif I love long black coats with lapels. So elegant. biggrin.gif
Bling_bling_Angel
*shrugs* I got a nice glamorous coat @ Yokohama about a couple of weeks back... it's one of those leather-y ones that have that thick beige fur... *doesn't know how to describe*

Other than that, I usually wear my black bubble-jacket...
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