I'll hold judgment on myself for a bit, but I'll give out preliminary readings of some members of this forum

Quistis: KGB sniper (died honorably in a James Bond-esque mission)
Arche: It's hard to read him since he's convinced himself that he is the only thing to have existed
Hitokiri: Ruler of a small island nation which worshipped Persimmons
xrninja: Turkey connoisseur

(I'll browse and think of more for others in the forum)
I'm sure everyone here can think of much more interesting past lives though

I am convinced that I had a past life in the 20's in America

actually i was a false persimmon god...

me i was a dragon, a samurai, a ninja, someone in egypt, and a sorcerer/knight in the middle ages in a few of my past lives.

[blue reads Alchemy's Lover's palm]

hmmm, I sense that you were an Avon lady in the 50's
Let's see, in the 20s you transported liquor into speakeasies for your dad

That sound like me.

i actually really like turkey (and most other foods). i'm just sick of this particular turkey sandwich that's been repeatedly forced down my throat lately.

hey read my plam next...or use tarot cards

Do me! Though I think about it I think I'm just me. If I wanted to though I'd probably some normal kid in a village who wanted to invent something that started with a C

Sweet.

I've actually taken a few of those online past lives tests for fun. They say weird things. One said I was a philosopher, another said I was a guru, and yet another said I was Joan of Arc.

Welll, according to this one psychic, your phobias are caused by deaths in past lives so I suppose I was:

Somebody bitten by a spider(arachnaphobic)

Sombody killed during intercourse(I have a fear of being touched anywhere, what the phobia word for it?)

Somebody who managed to fall off a cliff(scared of heights)

Somebody killed inthe Salem Witch Trials(this is just my personality, I like to do bizarre things that scare christians)

Go here, kids:

http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/

good thing i don't know you in real life.

hm, i don't even want to think about how my past life was related to worms and bell peppers.

Hahahah, Joan of Arc. You seem like it Quis XD I would like to take that Quiz. Any other things you were in your "past life"?

*yawns* Oh, I was Helen of Troy...

Glad you liked it (suits your spam assassin skills nicely)

@Coffee: In the 70s you protected your secret recipes for yummy Latte concoctions with your life.
Unfortunately, the guy that started Starbucks some how managed to steal some ideas from your coffee shop (sorry)
You soon departed the world, upset that a coffee chain would someday start and that you would remain w/o credits for it.

I seem like her? Haha, thanks. I can't remember where I took that one though, unfortunately. But I do remember that it was a good test.

And according to the link I posted, I got:

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yukon around the year 1200.
Your profession was that of a philosopher and thinker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling!
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my past life diagnosis:
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i was a female in my last earthly incarnation.
i was born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1450.
my profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.
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my brief psychological profile in your past life:
i was a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. my simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.
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The lesson that my last past life brought to your present incarnation:
i should develop my talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and i should distribute these feelings to all people.

I was born in South China and "could have been a leader" and a forestor and some other boring stuff.

Well to be exact

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South China around the year 1075.
Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.
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quiz result:

"I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-West around the year 775.
Your profession was that of a map maker, astrologer, astronomer.Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling!"

works for me yeah, i think i was a guy in my past life.

ok, i was a watch maker in the year 400.... i must have been a god damned genius....

Wow. I want to know if Ailuro would get that part as her result, too.

Laughs:: I got the same exact thing (except I was born around 800)
[maybe I was your son?]

Past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Israel around the year 1400.
Your profession was that of a seaman, dealer, businessman or broker.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.

Israel??? Oh my.... Cold-blooded? Well I do not mind killing people, haven't gotten to it in this life. Task is to trust the universe?! I trust nobody! People don't even get to pat me on the head, you don't know how much of a cow I had over lthe teacher using me as the example person for the heimlich maneuver!

I just noticed that I was a male in my past life too. Oh well being a male isn't that bad actually it's easier sometimes .... it seems I had a lot to do with the nature which I don't really take much interest in.

@Angel: Helen of Troy?

You would start a war just for fun wouldn't you?


@coffee: Do you find my starbucks sob story more appropriate?

I was the mad scientist in my past life - with a blue brain in the vat

Ooh, hey Blue, what do you think I was? ^^


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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Thailand around the year 1150.
Your profession was that of a teacher, mathematician or geologist.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling!
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Hm, seems.. alright I guess. But the mathematician and book parts fit! =D

hmmm lets see: You were an aspiring fiction writer in the mid 20th century. No one at the time, however, wanted to publish a crazy story about a green-clad elfish boy and his fairy companion. (They found the tale far too outlandish) ^_-

You decided to throw your texts into the sea and lived the rest of your days randomly mapping the sea of Japan

(consequently, the creators of a certain nintendo franchise came across your texts many years later)

XD That's hilarious!

At first I thought you going to say a crazed cabbage farmer who forced everyone to consume his/her crop.

Hmm... I can't imagine who I could be, but it surely was some kinda looser, as always.

Mines nothing like i expected

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Oceania around the year 1750.
Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning.
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South China around the year 1075.
Your profession was that of a digger, undertaker.Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.

One word. LOL.

Without a doubt, you've gotten the most random one yet (digger?)

Lets look at another past life: In the mid 19th century you shocked fellow Parisians with your suggestive art. You were very good, but your subjects shocked all the powdered prude ladies at court. Your appreciation of the human form was all the rage among the fellow artists in your group however. ^_-

Later in life, having developed some arthritis, you no longer did your art. However, you became a world renowned gardener of royal property (maybe that makes sense...with all the digging throughout your lives)

plese exlain this and give a breif discription of my former life based on this information

Chemist in the Artic?

Here's what really happened. You were part of a famed expedition to Hudson Bay. However, your ship became trapped in ice. Gradually everyone on that ship went bonkers and developed alternate personalities. You were indeed a scientist, but by the end you also used your crewmates as sleighdogs

(You would have survived if you just waited it out on the boat, but you convinced yourself that your crewmates could pull you to Canadian soil) Don't be upset though, your demise wasn't as painful as that of your crewmates. You departed the world in psychadelic hallucinational bliss


oh and btw, other people should try their hand at random past life readings (or at least predict something shocking about themselves?) That link where you put in your b-day is producing some rather funny results.

In my past life I was godzilla.

Probably a 20's screen siren.

I had opposite reproductive organs

Godzilla, alchemist x? I would have figured you were a gecko.

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central Africa around the year 575. Your profession was that of a librarian, priest or keeper of tribal relics.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life: Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.

^ That actually makes sense to me. Somewhat. Well, I can see myself in that life. Sort of.

Oh, so in my past life it was the exact opposite of this one.

actually i was a alchemist and i was born in the artic not really raised
i used several different places and they put differet places but they all had alchemist or chemist, which are really close, and i think traveled performing alchemy for the common good...like ed on fma but i was a female version of him

YOU WISH
[so do I]

but i was and if you don't like it tough cookies

stupid head lyer

lets examine the facts
1:i was female
2:i was an alchemist,chemist, poison manufacter(?)
3:i helped the weaker and the poor with my wisdom
4:i lived in many differet places
5:i can still do alchemy in this life, kinda

If that site is right about our past lifes then everyone with the same birthdate would do the same thing.

Yup. That's why the site is just pure fun and not to be taken seriously.

OH, really?

hey this is our lives at stake! It ain't just some game!RAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!