Perfectly smooth make up can make you look this young

Is there spinanch in my teeth?

Thinking gives me wrinkles


P.S

That 'girl' is Wrath.

Is this an ink splat or hair across my face? It could be either...

I (Ed) am only smiling because I'm afraid of what you'll do to me if I don't.

^ I rule, Simple...

I feel that my avatar is getting pissed off at nOObs!

weeeeeeeeh Scar wanna be

(this is what too much caffine will do to a person)

hmmm... Scar... I like caffeine... at least I think so

Who got me with the paint gun...'fess up?!

Is the show over yet? Oh it's still rolling Keep Smiling!

You have annoyed me,

Now die...

"So....will you take the red pill....or the blue pill...."

Winry: Put this on your face.
Ed: *gets shocked* AHH! Get it off!
Winry: Keep it on!
Cows: MOOOOOooOOOoOoooooooOOOOooOOooOoooo...

I'm winking at you sexy

Al: Smile for the picture, Ed!
*Ed smiles normally*
*Winry props herself on Ed*
*Ed get that slightly irritated look*
*Al takes picture*

Picture is Ford Modeling Agency's submission #567

Agent#1: This one has potential.(what a great shot)..could be good for calvin klein ads perhaps?
Agent#2: No me thinks he too spunky for that...we'll have him pose for Omega watch ads.

(man in avatar retaliates by destroying the modeling agency office)

Complete with devil transformation and Lighting Breaker.

^*offscreen giant explosion* What will I do for my next magic trick?

"You...talkin' to me?"

"Drinketh the milk! NOOOOOOOOOW!"

Am I suppose to cry?

Okay,remind me why I need a metal eyebrow.

No???Why did they have to take the herbal essence!!!!!Why?

to me to you!

Why do I have these things on my forehead is a clan secret...

^Shh, they won't ever know what's in this box...

wass up?

Waaaaaaaah that guy is hot falling man tell me who is he?

I can look more mysterious than you!

There's nothing stolen in this box!!!!

(Two hours of torture.)

Alright,There's stolen weed for Queenozelight!

"WWWHHHAT?!? You're out of steriods again?!!? Who's this Arnold guy I'm gunna teach him a lesson!"

Winnnnrrryyyy!!!!1PPPlleeaasee dddoonnn'tt!!!!!!!!

^Ed: AND DID SOMEONE CALL ME SHORT!? *does one of his 'you called me short' lines*

i hate getting dresed in the morning

Me got shiny blue pants

doggie sawllowed my lucky penny

Do my pants and hair go well together

cough up the doe dog

bow before my...big...metal thingy...SHUT UP!

ASS FOR SAIL [with a bonus ranch]

shake dog shake

^You there! I challenge you... to a duel. *brings out some random deck of cards*

You aren't worth looking at with two eyes!

^How in the world did my eyebrows get over my hair?!

Waaaaaa a ghost!!!!

What makes you think pink is my fav. colour?

^ These tears, are tears OF JOY

^My bubble gum is NOT pink.

what was that?

^*keeps stabbing screen* I can't poke you from the other side of this stupid screen...