The other me is better. Believe me when I tell you that.

Yes, yes-it must hurt so, not to be able to compare even a little with me...

Did you say something?

*She digs me, I know it*

It's the ping pong of the future!

"No no, please nomore autographs"

-Looks at it-
-Flushes away-

Has officialy opened a can of woop ass

"Ah what a.. *POOF*
Mwuha! Fancy a smoke? Nya!"

I need to watch that. ><
*Goes to find it*

I...Don't feel so go....aRGGHH -Throws up-

*thwack!*
.....
*thwak*
*biff*

Who threw that? D:

And around and around he goes, where he'll stop, nobody knows!

*stretch*

Heads up!

.... gak! *poof*

Mommy! He slammed his big hard head into my poor innocent soccer ball! Punish him!

*drip-face*

Oh no! Fangirls! *How the hell do they find me?*

No prob I don't care if you got a hammer and banged my nose because I slept with your Girlfriend. Good Bye now *waves*

This will teach you to STEAL MY CHEESE! *POW!*

*murdurous glare* you did what to my teddy?

All I wanted was some of that growth serum...she didn't have to kick me in the nuts...

Hmm nobody heard me say that I like to dress like a girl *looks around* Crap I gotta kill him for hearing

This is what you get when you try to call me cute and pinch my cheeks!!

Were really gay

Must beast all stupid not ...ninjas....

Flying Knees of Fury! Rawr!

Wow, these are stretchy!

"Hmmm..." *evil thought starts forming* "Fangirls..."

Smarter Then The Average American Idiot.

-Thinks Back- Ah, Greenday.

"Oh my~" ;3

" oooh i see up girls skirts

"Why is Mister Candycane bleeding?"

"My God, what size are these, XXXXS?"

Oooh, aaah!

Who do I chose, on one hand, the one-legged tranny has a point . . but on the other hand, who else can say they're dating the bearded lady? . . .

brother fangirls &^%$# me agian

Guess whos blood this is"

yes i am hot

Hi, I'd like to be your friend...hey, why are you running away?

Hey, didnt you bully me in kindergarten? Well guess what..."

High quality scanner? What's that?

"This is the last time I play truth or dare." I suck.

u do

my lips sparkle! FEAR ME

Ah, nothing puts color in your cheeks like killing baby birds...

Who ate my romen??!?!?!?!

And then I- Oh my God my appendix!"

well i am smart cool aand funny...*hears a scream* *everyone find your avatar dead on the ground for some reason*