ZomG ED! Get your hand out of my shirt!

I'm so sad, I dropped my rose, and now it's raining.

You don't want to know where this wrench is going next.

OMG!! i think im gay =o

^ "So what if smokin' kills ya? It means you're gangsta! *cough* I'm ok."

Riza learns you feed people through the mouth, not the ear.

Do I still look like superman?

^Ed needs a hug.. Winry's dumped him because he's shorter?

I'm dreaming of Riza? Never wake me up!

Ed: winry this isnt what i meant by rough sex XD

Damn! This lighter is dead.

An THIS is how you properly stretch out your biseps

I should stop smoking. just another sin to carry on my shoulders.

Winry: Break my auto-mail one more time and this wrench is gonna have go up where the sun don't shnie, Ed!!

Ed: Uuwaaaa! Gomen!!!

Riza: Aw, come on, dog treats are good for you!

*cutcutcutcutcut*

"So THAT'S where babies come from..."

BEEEP

the sword will go through your eart in 3...2....1...die

I am the invisible man.

Is he really that small?

I think fireworks promote violence...
(Cause of the flashy backround.)

^the seductive palm-tree cross-dresser acting cute..

PS : sorry envy fans.. whack me if you have to..

You know... this isn't what I meant by 'roleplaying'.

Dork.

Lol! DOnt worry! I love calling him a Cross-dressing-porcupine-loving-palm-tree! (If your confused by the porcupine loving thing then read This)

FOr caption:

Noa: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! This is not... my batman glass! (I love Family guy!)

"If I just keep smiling cute like this, maybe nobody will notice my erection."

*speechless* 'Edward...put some pants on...please?'

They had only realized after the party that their drinks were spiked.

Chu don' know me, Papi.

"zomgwtfbbqkthxbai."

They say apple is really good for the complexion.

Greed: This- erk- isn't- ow- what- yow- I -oof- meant- arg- by rough sex!

"Why do I have to pay for the extra-cheese-cheese-in-the-crust-extra-thick-crust-and-tomato-sauce pepperoni pizza?"

Neco Coneco.

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Neco Coneco.

Noa: Ed! Stop staring at my boobs!!

I have shiny white teeth, thanks to Colgate!

CRAAAWLING IIIINN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN

There's 3 letters stuck to my head? Like, WTF

This doesn't look like the philosopher's stone...

why am i so wired?

If I act cool long enough, no one knows I'm learning to do fanservice..

=p

Who says romance is dead?

I can't believe I passed this thing!

OMG! Ed what did you do this time?!

kitty: Ha ha they all belong to me!!

The new age of nightlights is upon us.

today is a boring day

I got the power

-Laugh- heheheh...Come here kitty, Im not gonna rape you today

Drunkards rule no. 13: After downing a litre of vodka, this is what you ought to see.