I didn't do anything

this mask isint my real face, or is it?

I kill people with this eye patch

smelling smoke is a good thing

Let me tell you...The eyepatch really is the secret to get people to like you. It work s for me.

yay im finally getting married to Edwardo-kun
Winry rockbell Elric... I like the sound of that

for mine please do NOT put kage bunshin no justsu

oh you thought one of me was scary

Ooooh...Look. I'm a big scary sword...Wait...That didn't sound right...did it?

OH! I GOT PRETTY HAIR!! NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!!! -dies happy- X_x;;

You...you bastard! GIVE ME BACK MY SLUSHIE!!!

Let it Rain, hmmm that sounds like a good song yes that's right I will the Flame Rapper *gets knocked out by riza*

i am only half a sword!! so i only do HALF the work

why is the world so black and white "sorry couldn't find anything better :| "

OBEY ME OR ELSE!!!!

I will that pip---I mean dear Edward back...for stealing my twinkie!!!

For some reason my hair has a mind of its own, just likes to move around sometimes.

I'm so naughty! ;D

How dare they deny my request to take over the world!!

We were once happy!

everyone thinks the picture on my back is a pokeball... ITS NOT!!!!!

OMg its the Evil Red heart!!!

Don't I look so cool in this pic? Huh? HUH????????????? Now be honest...

Wee I get a close up!

Don't let the smile fool you. I'm just looking pretty for the fans.

i thought this avi <---- was pretty funny

DO I LOOK HAPPY TO YOU?

don't i look like Ayame?

Yeah.. I lost my eye to a pencil fight... and damn proud of it too!

I demand a HoHo

Ya, so what? I like to dance in front of Roy's home. He just can't do this and he knows it!!

Feel the angst

dancing the library

Noooooo!!!! Another virus!!

*dog thinks to him self* shes finally teaching me this. ive been barking about it for 4 years now!

this isint magic... its VODO MAGIC!!!

i heart you

WORK DAMN YOU!!!!!!! WORK!!!!!! -dies-

Come to the dark side, they have cookies!!

why is she making me type a letter to ed for her

Oh why oh WHY did he e-mail me midget pr0n!?

(sings)I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes. (repeat forever)

"won't you dance with me Winry"

Shouldnt have had those bean burritoes.

Feel the wrath of my steel thingy

I Have no idea whats goin on

Whoooooooooooosh Like Magic!

What package? i didn't order anything

Now pay close attention I can only do this once *ha ha they always fall for that line*

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There is no other word for it...

???? wth