- You just registered last night and you already have 200+ posts.
- You LOVE that you already have 200+ posts.
- In fact, it was your goal when you first registered.
- Every thread in SC has your name as its last poster.
- You know what SC is.
- You like this thread because it revolves around you.

Feel free to add to the list.

You spell sorry"sry".

-When you become a Colonel in a month or less (I can poke fun at myslef )
-When you make up irrelevent threads
-When you post threads that obviously should be placed in other parts of the forum
-When you speak in 1337
-When you and someone else start an uprise or coup (another one at myself)
-When you and and someone else are the only participants in a conversation for pages (me again)

I do that now and then, X. Is there something wrong with taking a short cut once in awhile?

When this happens.

EDIT: Ah, Gassy already said something about this, oh well, example.

Hey
slash* No I do it too.

When you have nothing better to do than write forums.(myself)

-When you don't know where the Edit Button is
-When you don't use the edit button, despite the fact that you know where it is
-When you double/triple post
-When you mess with mods and GP

-When you stay up untill 4am for this.(me)
-When you dont have an avatar
-when you have a lousy sig
-when you dont know how to spell alchemist

I remember that day...*shivers*

- When you do a victory dance at your 100th, 200th, 300th, and 537th post. That is, every ten minutes.

I sure hope you do, it was only today. XD

Good one Mei.

-When you spend at least 7 hours a day posting here
-When you make multiple accounts
-When you claim you are the King of Spam (Hito is and don't you nOObs forget it)
-When you think GP stands for "girl power"

- When you create an account and offend others with your opinions, which are strongly supported by spouts of swearing (look, alliteration!)
- When you create another account afterwards because you could not stand the bitter taste of defeat
- When you make new threads that already exist
- When you make new threads that are meaningless
- When you make new threads that are siimilar/exactly the same using all your different accounts
- When you PM a certain mod and ask her to "stop stalking you" because she closed all your new threads

That happened to you? What's the world coming to?

Yes, it did. I kept the PM, too, just for my own amusement.

I hate when people do that. All Hail Hitokiri.
GP= girl power lol

-When you talk to yourself with 2 users
-When you don't know how to make a subject

He did it again?

- When you stalk mods and the GP just to irritate them and call them rude names for shutting your threads and correcting your grammar and spelling, respectively.

- When you PM everyone you know to ask them how to raise your rank
- When you type like you're on crack
- When you type like crack itself
- When you ignore the forum rules and get upset when people inform you that rules actually exist
- When you talk to yourself in the same thread (double+ posting at the same time), asking if anyone is there

When you say you live at this forum.(me)
Quis*dub-posting.(my sister)

It's already been mentioned, but can't be stated enough times:

-When you flood the board with irrelevant one line or one word posts
-When you post "Is anyone there" Topics crying out for attention because your own pathetic life isn't fullfiling enough to even pacify yourself for an hour

-When you Think mods are programs.

- When you experience plenty of negative interaction with the mods

- When your main source of grammar education is an anime forum.

When you ask eveyone to be your friend, and I mean EVEYONE!

Oh ho! Very good.

- When you've never heard of the dictionary before

- When all you have are Inuyasha avatars and sigs.

-when you get in trouble with the mods in under 14 hours of join ing a forum
-when almost everyone at the forum kows your name in under 24 hours

-when you have a knack for pissing people off, regularly.
-when you make amazingly rude posts
-when you ignore everyone

- When my 4 year old daughter can communicate better than you.

- When you post only one word or one line responses for half of your posts.

- When you don't realize your desperate attempt for attention is solely due to the fact that you have sexual frustration issues with your mother/father ~ I always like to think of n00bs as having Freudian issues

That doesn't mean your a noob
Oh, good one about the grammar.

That doesn't mean you're a n00b.

Ah, no worries, I was just messing with ya.

- when you say "Hi, um, I'm new" in any order, on every post you make
- when you expect people to take you seriously
- when you get offended that people don't take you seriously
- when you rant at others because they treat you like the 13-year-old that you're acting
- when LMD has to correct you

That one's great. xD

Oi! that was uncalled for!
-when ragging on me is your new pasttime

-When your friends with LMD

That's a sign you're a vet

Ohh, ouch.

- When you rant at others because they treat you like the 13-year-old that you are

-when you get offended by a nOObish insult
-when "alchemist" is in your name
(why am I still hated?!?!?!?!)

-when ragging on anyone is your new pasttime
-when others start ragging on you as their new pasttime

-when you're oblivious to how stupid you're acting


Wow, this is too much fun. Gashole look what you started. Now we're all acting like n00bs by insulting them

@LMD: I'm sorry. It was all in good fun. Besides, ragging on you is a privilege of a few and most of us aren't considered n00bs anway.

- when you post like you're talking to yourself
- when you expect people to respond to your posts immediately and get offended when they don't, then you double post to demand that someone responds
- when you start intro threads in places where they don't belong
- when you automatically think everyone hates you because someone corrected you.

- When you post in the "Penny For Your Thoughts" thread every ten minutes.

-when you use words Unrecognizable by a dictionary

Yes ,but some of us are.

-when you repeat yourself on games

- when you incorrectly use words you picked up out of a dictionary

-when your spelling mistakes create huge differences in meaning

-When you speak like a squirrle.

-when you get angery at a game for not doing what it is supposed to do

From Thunder, right?

- when you hear voices from the posts
- when you PM everyone who has ever responded to something you said and thanked them
- when you PM everyone who has ever responded to something that you said and tell them that you've posted something and to go check it out
- when you think spam is the meat in the can
- when your record shows that 100% of your posts (at least 10) are in SC

When you're me.

You people are so smart.

-when you don't know what a noob is