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Ghost
My friends and I have come up with several subtitles, or slogans for the show. You know, along the lines of, Fullmetal Alchemist: A Young Man's Journey for Redemption. Only we feel that it should reflect the show's unrelenting drama and charged emotional situations.
So far we've got,
Fullmetal Alchemist: "It's actually kind of f*@#ed up"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "The Show That Hates You"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Kittens Die"
&
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Deceptively Depressing"

And that's all I can remember at the moment. Would anyone like to add to this?
Full Metalloid Alchemist
How about
Fullmetal Alchemist: It only makes sense if you want it to
Fullmetal Alchemist: Angst + Science=Fun
Fullmetal Alchemist: Because we can.
Ghost
laugh.gif Yes! Those are great!
DarkWater Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist - Including philosophy!

Hehe, I know nothing better, I'm sad >_<

Ghost, long time no see, have you been away?
Felidae
QUOTE(Ghost @ Jan 16 2005, 08:47 PM)
Fullmetal Alchemist: "It's actually kind of f*@#ed up"

Fullmetal Alchemist: "Kittens Die"

Woo... Those two rule.


Hmm... Well... How about:
FullMetal Alchemist - Fear its fanbase

=__=
...Ermmm... ooookay... I can't think of anything actually funny right now. Shoot me please.
Ghost
QUOTE(DarkWater Alchemist @ Jan 16 2005, 01:20 PM)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Including philosophy!

Hehe, I know nothing better, I'm sad >_<

Ghost, long time no see, have you been away?

lol

"Now with 20% MORE Philosophy than other leading brands!"

I've been 'away' yes...away in Kalimdor. Battling traitorous ogres for the glory of my warchief, Thrall. I mean...on vacation.

Actually, and this is really ridiculous, I've been 'away' for awhile because I forgot that I'd actually have to check the forums if I wanted to stay up to date. I had subscribed to a few topics, and was just responding to my e-mail. After awhile the responses stopped coming and I just figured no one was talking anymore. I feel quite silly about the whole thing, but I am now attempting to scan the forums dilligently for new and interesting discussions to join.

Well, that and World of Warcraft.

P.S. I like "Fear its Fanbase" -makes me think of Omakase and her advocacy of various yaoi couplings. laugh.gif
Hikari no Hohenheim
FullMetal Alchemist: It really rocks the llama's ass.
FullMetal Alchemist: The life itself.
FullMetal Alchemist: Forging flesh is Alchemy's last taboo

(I read the last one in a wallpaper)
al_the_armor_alchemist
i think it sould actually be call

FullMetal Alchemist: Journey for the Philosophers Stone.

Also, Please do not diss FullMetal Alchemist.
skitchhead
QUOTE(al_the_armor_alchemist @ Jan 16 2005, 07:48 PM)
i think it sould actually be call

FullMetal Alchemist: Journey for the Philosophers Stone.

Also, Please do not diss FullMetal Alchemist.

Hey, renob, no one's "dissing" Full Metal Alchemist. God! People that can't take a loving poke at the stuff they like. We all came up with these subtitles to get a little comic relief from sitting around clutching our heads and groaning "ohhh my god, that's so f***ed!" when the show started getting really...well, f***ed.

Oh, and it was Full Metal Alchemist: The show that kills kittens!
tho, my second favorite was Full Metal Alchemist: Most f***ed up kid ever
2nd only to "The show that hates you"


*hugs Ghost*
al_the_armor_alchemist
Sorry, my bad
Ghost
All in fun, chum. All in fun. Don't you think the series is a bit..."intense?"

(If you haven't seen the whole thing, don't answer that. Because whatever you've seen...it only gets worse. And I think that statement can be applied authoritatively to any point in the series.)

Also, Al the Armor: I like your sig. I've heard the phrase before, but in a simpler iteration. I believe it was; There's three qualities of production. Cheap, fast, and perfect. Pick any two.
DarkWater Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist: 'You'll call everyone nii-san, trust me.'

Yes yes, anyone foolish enought to count how many times Al says 'nii-san', or Ed 'Al!' ?
Kitoky
Those titles are great guys!

And if you can't poke fun at your fandom then it's no fun at all!

>> FullMetal Alchemist - The kid who once was....WAS.
>> FullMetal Alchemist - The Armor dude not the Short one.
>> FullMetal Alchemist - Quest for lost body parts.
Oyako
Fullmetal Alchemist: teh sExyyyy!!!!!!

uh... I can't think of any, I'm lame. But those other ones were purty funny...
Ailuro
Fullmetal Alchemist: "My Anti-drug"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "The Show That Opposes Milk"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Blonds Shall Rule the World"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Keep on Guessing"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Heart-wrenching Humor"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "A Roller Coaster for Your Emotions"
ἀρχή
Full Metal Alchemist: Causes More Questions than Answers
Full Metal Alchemist: Changing the way we think about people in armor
Full Metal Alchemist: Dramatically Comedic

Meh, those stink, but I couldn't help but want to be in on all the fun (please accept me sad.gif tongue.gif)
alchemistgirl zero
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Got medieval science?"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "It's more educational than chemistry class!"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "and the Philospher's Stone"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Midgets can be alchemists too!"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Physics be damned."
Fullmetal Alchemist: "It's got a suit of armor!"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Anime again proving that anime characters do not need to be a certain recommended height"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because it will help you in history...somehow"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because you need philosphy in your life"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "It'll help you learn how to turn your little brother into a PS2!"

I also got these Fullmetal Alchemist slogans from http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word...metal+alchemist.

QUOTE
Get Fullmetal Alchemist or Get Out.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Fullmetal Alchemist.
The Fullmetal Alchemist of Champions.
Beanz Meanz Fullmetal Alchemist.
al_the_armor_alchemist
QUOTE
Fullmetal Alchemist: "It's more educational than chemistry class!"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Midgets can be alchemists too!"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because it will help you in history...somehow"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "It'll help you learn how to turn your little brother into a PS2!"


Those rule.
ed's secret agent
Fullmetal Alchemist:Aren't they supposed to be in school?
Fullmetal Alchemist:Some bloody red murder included
Fullmetal Alchemist:Learn real life lessons!

Those aren't very good... wink.gif


Um...Al calls Ed Nii-san a lot so...What does that mean? unsure.gif
[sorry, but I don't know much japanese... sad.gif ]
al_the_armor_alchemist
Your first two were good biggrin.gif
but your second one ummm...[ Al_the_armor_alchemist...Just starts whistling.]
Ghost
Well, onii (I think) is brother; not to be confused with "oni" (meaning demon). In any case, onii-san (shortened to nii-san) is how it's used, typically, by little siblings. The 'san' suffix being kind of familial (or friendly) while still being respectful. As opposed to 'chan' which is, I believe, the suffix used for women and children.

So in short, as I understand it, "nii-san" as a form of address pretty much means "Big Brother." Though it should be noted that I don't know Japanese either, and this is just based on what I've gathered from watching a lot of anime and Japanese movies, and reading manga.

I'm loving the slogans people are throwing out. "Aren't they supposed to be in school?" made me laugh out loud at inopportune moments (middle of the night in the livingroom), as did the Philosopher's Stone and PS2 ones. biggrin.gif Keep 'em coming!
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also:
QUOTE(Ailuro @ Jan 17 2005, 04:58 PM)
Fullmetal Alchemist: "My Anti-drug"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "The Show That Opposes Milk"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Keep on Guessing"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Heart-wrenching Humor"
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Somehow I missed a bunch from the previous page. These cracked me up. I think the reason this show could be a legitimate anti-drug, is because there are images in there that shoud NEVER be viewed while high.

lol "FullMetal Alchemist - Quest for lost body parts" oh man that's gold, lmao... *sigh*

::wiping a tear away:: I love you guys.
DarkWater Alchemist
Mods will do that for you... if they want to, that is wink.gif

I thought of this one when I took a bath (where is the relation? -_O)

FullMetal Alchemist: Never say short.
Ghost
roflmao laugh.gif

Edit: Also, DarkWater, I love your avatar and sig.
Heiae the Eternal Red Mage
Full Metal Alchemist: Don't poke it with a stick....





sticks hurt....MY EYE! GAH!
Full Metalloid Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist: The Answer to the Question you never asked.
hagane_no_tokage
Fullmetal Alchemist: The other Fullmetal Anime...
hitokiri
Fullmetal Alchemist: Pure Shounen-ai-tastic Fun!!!!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Beware of Rabid Ed Fans...
Fullmetal Alchemist: Rust Proofing Extra...
Quistis88
Fullmetal Alchemist: Where Shrimp isn't Seafood
Fullmetal Alchemist: Clap and Snap
Fullmetal Alchemist: The Next Genetic Engineers
hagane_no_tokage
clap and snap! that's awesome! aahaha!
hitokiri
Fullmetal Alchemist: Now With 30% More Pink Stars!!!!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Don't Mind All the Rotting Flesh
ἀρχή
Fullmetal Alchemist: 100% Richard Moll Free
alchemistgirl zero
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Don't worry! William Hung isn't singing in it!"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "It's got a suit of armor..."
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Maim! Kill! Destroy!...we're not violent. happy.gif"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "It's got a chimera in one episode! You know you love chimeras!"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because chemistry SUCKS"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because we love the height impaired"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because we've always wanted to change someone into an Xbox"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because you've always wanted to resurrect your mother"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because the word 'chain mail' sounds cool,"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because you are secretly in love with Ed"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because you lke pseudo-cyborgs"

happy.gif
hitokiri
QUOTE(arche @ Jan 22 2005, 07:38 AM)
Fullmetal Alchemist: 100% Richard Moll Free
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for now...... dry.gif

Fullmetal Alchemist: Hey at Least It Isn't Tentacle Hentai
dramabowwow
Fullmetal Alchemist: When there is nothing left.... hope suvives.
ἀρχή
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Jan 22 2005, 06:30 PM)
QUOTE(arche @ Jan 22 2005, 07:38 AM)
Fullmetal Alchemist: 100% Richard Moll Free
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for now...... dry.gif


They should write him into an OVA or something - make him a new type of homunculi.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Fangirls Wanted
hitokiri
actually the more i think about it, the more i believe i can come up with a theory that proves Richard Moll is the basis of Major Alex Louis Armstrong....
ἀρχή
I would love to hear that one if you can get around to posting it smile.gif
Fresh_Coffee
Full metal Alchemist: Cute kids making you cry
hagane_no_tokage
Fullmetal Alchemist: For all your canned-neko needs...
Quistis88
QUOTE(hitokiri @ Jan 22 2005, 06:15 PM)
actually the more i think about it, the more i believe i can come up with a theory that proves Richard Moll is the basis of Major Alex Louis Armstrong....
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Awesome, I'd love to hear as well. biggrin.gif
xrninja
Fullmetal Alchemist: Aliens and Shrimp and Cows, Oh My
Fullmetal Alchemist: Losing your Body Parts is a Good Thing
Fullmetal Alchemist: Beware the MarySue Fanfics
Ghost
Hee! Cat-in-a-Can! (Walking can, no less, for personal neko-delivery).

I always see Sparkles when Richard Moll walks into a room, that's for sure. ::sigh:: He's so drrreeeeaaammyyyy... wub.gif

All these slogan/subtitle suggestions are cracking me up. I knew throwing this out to the community would yield results. "The Next Genetic Engineers?" Hahaha! "Hey at Least Is Isn't Tentacle Hentai," I think my girlfriend actually said that at one point, while watching it! Ha, that's great.

Fullmetal Alchemist: "That bird's gonna be dead again in like, a minute."
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Oh just wait. It gets worse."
Fullmetal Alchemist: "If you're happy; you're doomed."
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Curiosity didn't kill the cat...it sodomized it, violently."
ed's secret agent
Fullmetal Alchemist: Where their pain is your gain
Fullmetal Alchemist: Including over 5000 fangirls
[And if you call Ed short]
Fullmetal Alchemist:If you say a retort, he cuts your life short


Also Im not teasing fangirls here because I myself..............................
You could guess...
Ghost
QUOTE(ed's secret agent @ Jan 23 2005, 03:14 PM)
[And if you call Ed short]
Fullmetal Alchemist:If you say a retort, he cuts your life short
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You're a rapper!
ed's secret agent
I could be. laugh.gif Nah, just wanted to do one that rhymes. biggrin.gif

Anyways, I'm a girl. Most rappers are boys. wink.gif There should
be more girl rappers... smile.gif


Like this one...
Fullmetal Alchemist: If you cll him short, your life he'll distort


*sniff* I have a cold. Damn. *sniff*
alchemistgirl zero
Fullmetal Alchemist: "midget + forbidden alchemy = great anime"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "It's got a violent midget!"
Fullmetal Alchemsit: "Because you like sharp things"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because you're sick of tall superheroes"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Dr. Faust + The Matrix - machines"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because you' secretly have an armor fetish"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because you need more anime in your life"
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because we don't have any obnoxious mascots...oh, wait, there is Winry..."
Fullmetal Alchemist: "Because Ed commands you to watch mad.gif !"
xrninja
QUOTE(ed's secret agent @ Jan 23 2005, 02:49 PM)
Like this one...
Fullmetal Alchemist: If you cll him short, your life he'll distort
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or, Fullmetal Alchemist: If you call him short, your face he'll distort. tongue.gif
ed's secret agent
You know he'll do both. laugh.gif


Fullmetal Alchemist: Honestly, I thought they would go to jail...
Fullmetal Alchemist: Because a few fangirls will go a long way...
Fullmetal Alchemist: You mean Al's dead and he's back but in a suit of armor???
[I was actually wondering about that one but I think the answer would be no...]
Fullmetal Alchemist: Because humans are cheap
[aint we?]




I try. wink.gif


Anyways, less talk more rock!
Ghost
::rocks out::
inneRdemonS
Fullmetal Achemist:the glass is half full
Fullmetal Achemist:Re~enforced
Fullmetal Achemist:Re~loaded
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