...yah, thanks for that image...

I remember when my sister's broke, it was funny, I was there also when she delive my nephew, is such a beautifull experience, to see that, coz I really don't want to go trought the pain and all....



poor bacon.....

Once in 6th grade, while I was riding in the aisle seat of the bus, the bus took a really sharp turn, and I fell into the lap of an 8th grade guy that I didn't know. He seemed... Strangely calm... I... Almost died...

Another time, while I was at my friends house, I was lying on the floor face up, and my friends' 1 year old brother crawled over, at on top of me, and "felt" me. That... was... horrible...! So now, I watch myself against baies.

While I was in 7th grade I went to my friends house for the night.We had lots of fun but I was getting sleepy.So I go lay on the bed 1/2 asleep.Her lil brother who was about 7 walked in.He saw me and decided to have some fun.He walked over..........and sat on my head!He was laughing his head off.But boy did my friend scream.But I was also laughing so she wasnt that mad.

Literally? I don't understand.


Stupid teenage truth or dare games. Once I had to kiss a girl I didn't even like in a roomful of other (straight) girls (seemed pointless) and the other one was to run across the schoolyard half-nude. Top-half, which wasn't that bad. Bu I think the worst was my first few times in a debate tournament where I didn't know what I doing and got my ass beat a few times before I got the hang of it.

Wow... No more then 20 minutes ago I experienced THE MOST embarassing moment of my life. I would go into detail, but I'de rather wait for my ears to return to their original color first. It was an enjoyable moment... but VERY embarassing at the same time. I think I'm going to go play some video games to get it off my mind ^^;

wow thats cool

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Truth dare fire is an evil game. I ahd to kiss my bff and this girlk whom I hate....She should die...I slow, painful death....

Oh yeah, we each had to kiss eachother for a full minute.

Most embrassing moment...umm

I was dancing in my living room without any pants on and my two friends (guys) walked in. God, people you need to knock. Just don't come walking into my house.

The other one was when...

I pulled a charlie brown in front of the whole football team and my varsity soccer team. Everyone laughed.

well once i was over my mom's friend's house and she has 3 childern 2 boys and 1 girl,well i was laying down on the older boy's bed watching him play v.games and the younger boy went and sat on me,and unzipped my skirt!! ><;;

then another time i was over my friends house which is a boy and i was walking down the street with his sister and he was fooling around behind me and sorta tripped and...uh...touched somthing he should'nt and to top it off he said it was squishy

then the same boy was over my house and was laying on my legs for some odd reason and he said my legs were hairy...which they weren't >\\\<


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Woah..O_o

i've got one for ya, just happen today:

so i go to drop off some clothes at a donation box, thinking to help out, what with the hurricane and all. so the box was at a street corner not far from my house. i jumped into the car, throwing sandles on because it was just a quick trip.

i find the box and put my bag of clothes inside. as i walk the 1/2 foot back to my car, i realize i stepped into a pile of loose sand (which was right infront of the donation box). I get into my car and realize that 'sand' was a fire ant hill. My feet are covered in red fire ants and they are biting me. i touch my foot and get one on my hand and it burns like a needle. now they are all over my feet and the floor mats.

hastily i pull into a parking lot and jump out of the car. i swat at my feet and pull the mat from the car. i run behind the car and try to shake the ants off of the mat. as i bend over to clean off my feet, i realize my beltless pants are receding and a part of my butt crack is exposed. i really don't care, seeing as how i still have ants to deal with.

finally i am free of ants and get back into the car (mind you it has taken several minutes to accomplish this). as i pull out of the parking spot i see behind me the windows of the restaurant, with three tables of people staring at me.

i realized these folks must have been watching me during the whole fire ant fiasco, butt crack and all. i hastily pull away and drive home.

there's a nice thankyou for donating to charity.

at least i hope i was adequate entertainment for the lunching families.

*scratchs head*eh...heh heh *sigh*

well i know this did'nt happen to me but i read in a magizine that this one girl had to go to the bathroom whille she was on the phone
and dropped the phone in the toilet O.o all the friend heared was a "plop/splash" and the girl had to explain it to her

Here is something that just happened to me this weekend.

My Aunt,Uncle,Sister and I all went to this big get together thing where tons of people were selling things.After walking around forever my aunt and I saw a sign that read"The Worlds Best Jerky."So we decided to check it out and we left my sister and uncle at a coin stand.Befor we buy the jerky we can sample some.We tried the original and it tasted plain to me.Then I saw the hottest one they had.My aunt warned me but I didn't pay any attention to her.I put it in my mouth and only after 4 seconds I was running arong like crazy!I ran all the way back to my sister who had my drink.Quess what....she drank it all right befor I got there.I was chewing ice for 15 min just to make it stop burning.But my uncle still wanted to look around so I was stuck walking around there with my face completly red with tons of people starring at me!I felt like hidding.

During the summer I was walking down the road with my mate and i was wearing a white shirt (never a good idea with me) and this really, really ripped guy walked past topless and I triped on the curb and spilt my cappacino (sp?) down my top and it went see through so I had to walk home in a see through top with every man over 19 stering (sp?) .

Oh and last term you know in that film Mean Girls were Lindsay Lohan trips and falls into a bin I did that! Thank God I was wearing trousers!

once i was walking down a street and this guy threw up right next tome !

Ew! Oh and to add to mine I just walked in on my best friend totally ripped brother getting out of the shower!

I think we're all having to much fun there. One time, it was take your child to work day and my mom brought me and my sister to work. One of the lawyers sons were there and he was watching the grade schoolers. They were playing mini golf in the hallway I was walking through. The guy looked like he was seventeen, but he was fourteen like me. He asked if I would like to play golf and that he would teach me. I refused and walked away, blushing. My mom's friend told her that the guy was staring at my ass when I walked away. I blused and yelled at my cousin the whole way home as she laughed at me.

It was so embrassing. Everyone was talking about it. I hate being the center of attention.

awww poor you =3

I sometimes blush so hard, I feel like crying.

The worst thing happened to me at school today I was told to go ut somthing in are school's staff room. so I walked in and there was my form tutor and this really hot male teacher making out! It was so wrong and then I kinda left to fast and didn't look were I was going to fast and I bumped into my crush and landed on top of him!

I believe the year was 1999, in December if memory serves. It was a typical Sunday morning. Three hours of church. Now I very well could not sit still for three hours, so I decided to go to the bathroom, well that is what I told my mom I was going to do. After I was out of the sanctuary I began to run around tipping over cups and randomly placed pedestals. The usual things I did to indulge myself. But then I came upon the church coffee table. I rubbed my little hands together thinking of the mischief I could make. Perhaps I could put a few hundred grams of salt in one of the pots, or maybe I would spit on the tiny stirring straws. But no! I instead switched the decaf sign with the non-decaf sign. I laughed and ran back to the sanctuary so I would not give the church the impression that I had bowel trouble.

After the long service the entire church went to the courtyard to converse, and drink coffee. I walked casually over to the coffee table to look upon the many I had duped, the little old ladies, the cripples and of course the pre-teens who thought drinking coffee was the coolest(even though they grimaced at the taste). I involuntarily fidgeted with one of the little signs, causing my mother to yell to me.

"Do not mess with those! Some people would die if they drank the wrong coffee."

It was at that moment I realized I had just doomed many people. And not at a party or a conference of sorts. But in the very house of God. It was at that moment I bellowed in utter fear and yelled to everyone that there where bugs in the coffee. Of course there where no bugs in the coffee and people soon realized this and I was forced to come clean. I received many icy glares from the middle-aged and many sad shakes of the heads from the elderly. I made a mad dash to the boy's room, thinking I could fortify myself there for days, but I was intercepted by my father and hastily subdued with several death threats.

MURDERER!
Barry would be proud XP
i think putting salt in the pot would of been better than that but then again...cholestrol! it could clog their arterys! but i would'nt exactely like my stirring straw spit on...

hmmm embaresing moments...

i guess when i was in kindergarten i had a boyfriend who's last name was feather...i forget what his first name was ;;
or when i liked Sailor Moon...it's o.k but it's just how i USED to watch it, i liked it as much as my love for Edo-kun and FMA alltogether

...oh, i've had plenty of those...

...like in chemistry, when my teacher said alchemy wasn't real...

...i blew up at him and went on for a full ten minutes about transmutation circles, the philosopher's stone, chimeras, automail, short jokes, and general obsession with anime...

...i ended by saying in a creepy voice, "how dare you tell me alchemy isn't real?!?!?"...

...he asked that i talk to a guidance counselor about my unhealthy obsession...

...but here i am instead!!!...

accidentaly went in to boys' toilet wen i was grade 3... ahahas.. unfortunately a boy spotted me... tt was bad...

At a family reunion... I was watching anime... and my family was asking about it. I ended up giving them a lecture for about and a half hour about how much I like anime, all of my favorites and my reasoning behind it all... they all laughed when I was done and turned off my anime... T_T My family... evil ppl's...

It was when my friend and I were texting who we thought was our favorite teacher and why. I texted that my fave teacher was . . . and I liked him because he was sweet and nice and I accidentally sent it to him. (Yes, we all have our teacher's number.) He didn't say anything about it though. He was pretty relaxed about it.

well, when I was little, my cousin had some friends who acted really cool, so I tried to make a joke to them to impress them and even my cousin didn't get laugh, and she laughs at everything. For about 10 minutes her friends just stood and stared at me with one of those 'You-freak' looks. Last time I try to impress someone!

Once, my bra was showing through my white shirt. The principal told me why everyone was kind of...yup. I hate white uniforms...

me whene i was little(i dont remember the exact age) my cousin(girl) was for some reason mad about me!!! it was scary well once we were alone and i was wearing a shirt and she suddenly putted her leg on mine i got freaked out and suddenly someone came in!!!! and gave me or us a whole lecture about how wrong it was and i had to sit and look like a total dope the whole lecture a almost swore i wouid assasinate her whene i grow up!!!.
theres another stupid strange story (same main characters) but i'll say it later! i dont want you to throw up now!!!!

One time afterschool, we were playing football and I tackled someone, THEN they decided to tell me it was tag football... =_=;

Ugh, yesterday i went to the fair, My Mom and i were walking around (duh). And we passed one food shop and i was stuffing my face with a gyro. . . then a girl turned around and saw me and it was a real snotty girl that hates my guts from school. o.o I hope i don't hear anything about it when i go back -__-;;
Of all people it had to be her ;;

One day I was watching INuyasha when Kagura went naked. And my parents wwere there. they think I'm sort of pervert.

...

One time, my team was in the mall, my friends and I had to go to customer services booth to ask for missing bag.
The attendant had to leave for a while.
While waiting, my friends asked me to sing.
So I did (I closed my eyes for effect ). I was in the middle of the song when I opened my eyes
and saw the attendant's microphone directly under my nose... (God, let me die...)

When I had to wear all Formal like one time and my friends know those aren't my styles so they start laughing and stuff so right after a couple of minutes I basicly yank my tie off and shove it into one of their mouths. Then a couple of more people laugh at my hair so I go wash to gel out.

roy mustard thats why i avoid seeing anime with my parents!!! or anyone else you dont know whene it'll happen, until (thanks god!!)now nothing happened in an anime with my parents around whew i cant imagine it!!!.

Hmm, well one of the recent moments i've had... It wasnt embarrasing, but it was really strange. Theres some kid or somethin' who keeps calling asking for a person named Mary My mom and I keep saying theres no Mary around, but when my dad answered the phone once when he called, bang... I dont think the kid'll be calling for awhile My dad can be scary when he wants to be... We gotta find a number blocker or something...

The most embarrased moments in my life is to show my breast (don't worry I wore a bra) in front of my friends...i was sixteen anyway. And then what's next, one of my friend gonna tell everybody and only to save myself is to give my lunch money to her. I felt I'm being derailed, guilt, life-ruined or something.
Today, I'm 36 and I'll show my bare breast in a wild place.

i was taiking to my fe-male uncle whatever it's called.. anyway there was a big bag of all kinds of child toys while i was taiking i picked out one without looking and it was a BARBIE brand doll and it was ahh... well not clothed and it was kinda surprising to look at it that why so i through it suddenly they all laghed.... yeah whats the use of buying dolls with cloths if your not gonna use 'em sheesh! .

i saw a certain cute someone and i was taking a sip of water while they were passing and i spilled it all ove my pants

i was at school and my pants fell down and i tripped into a opening door
it hurt

Today during math i fell "asleep" staring at my friend, KaTrina's breasts. After a few minutes i started to space out and everybody was looking at me and then my teacher said: "They aren't really that big you have probably have seen better". At that point i woke up and everybody laughed at me. The thing is my class has less than 90 students so it only takes 3 minutes until everybody knows. My school is a freaky place...

You officially live in an anime-based world.

As for me, I can't really think of any such moments right now. Don't embarrass easily.

She won't talk to me anymore... We have all of our morning classes together and now i'm just a perv who fell asleep! Do i get a legal document saying that i live in an amime based world?

i congradulate you
i really do

Thank you i feel like a weight has been lifted off of my.... Oh well chances are that something freaky will happen and this will blow over.

Hmm. Get her to smack you with some conveniently placed large object. That always works.

@esrz22 HOW WILL THAT HELP WITH ANYTHING?!?!?!?
lol

You will find it was a joke, and turning off caps lock is a good idea, ^^

Okk... She didn't slap me and today she forgave me i will focus on my math for now on. And not all slaps are bad!