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hitokiri
ok heres the deal... its simple. all you have to do is write a small phrase, like the kind you get in a fortune cookie. the fortune you write is the one the next person gets, and so on. you can either make up an original fortune or you can cite someone/something. yes cite, thats right proper literary citation form. if its a moive, you must include either the actor or the character; as well as the movie in the citation. proper spelling and grammar is also asked. consider this an excerise in proper writing skills.

*pulls out a fortune from the Bucket of Infinite Fortunes*

Never stop at the weigh station on the road of life.
Bling_bling_Angel
unsure.gif Why are we doing this, again?
Quistis88
Ahh, fun!

*hand moves around inside Bucket, in hopes of getting a good one*

Only dead fish go with the flow.

Who said that? I don't know.
hitokiri
QUOTE(Bling_bling_Angel @ Jan 7 2005, 03:16 AM)
unsure.gif Why are we doing this, again?

why do we do half the things we do here?

Don't ask strangers questions in an elevator.
Quistis88
Bucket gave me something weird. I want another one. *reaches in*

Love is --- I hate those ones. *rip*

*reaches in again*

Black holes are where God divided by zero.
hitokiri
*reaches deep into the bucket and pulls one out*

Never believe what a mime tells you.
Quistis88
This Bucket is fun. *pulls another one out*

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Le Monkey
Only sheep follow fads

He He this is fun! biggrin.gif
Raven
OOH! Can I try?
Ummmmm, lets see....
"Life is like a road. It is long and has many twists and turns. But the road is something we all have to travel."

Some thing one of my friends once said. It's the only thing I could think of. sleep.gif
Le Monkey
k, next one is here
''Have fun but dont hurt pple in the prosses''
sevter
*reach inside*

The wise learns more from the fool than the fool learns from the wise
hitokiri
*pulls out a fishing pole and fishes out a fortune*

Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Quistis88
*pulls one out*

A pessimist is never disappointed.
Shou-chan
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

....so true...
mei_tenshi
*digs through bottom of bucket*

Buy Joe's fish! Low low prices everyday!

*pops cookie in mouth*
Quistis88
Dang it, where are all the good ones . . . *rummages through bucket*

Don't let school interfere with your education.

Hmm . . .
mei_tenshi
(^^ My physics teacher has that one posted in the front of the class)

Look both ways when you cross the street. Take the dive when you know what you want.
water_alchemist
There is always a smile behind every sad face... <----sure.... unsure.gif lol
Slashrose1010
*Rumages through the endless bucket. Picks one up and reads...*

"Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are" Brillat-Savarin
Quistis88
At least the cookies are tasty. *reaches in*

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
Slashrose1010
*Snatch*

"What we call reality is only a point of view."
Quistis88
These cookies better be fattening. *pulls another out in a nonchalant manner*

Be wary of strong drinks. They can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
mei_tenshi
You, there, help me! I was once a prince but a wicked witch turned me into a fortune cookie because I led an angry lynch mob to her hut. DO NOT crack the cookie, or I shall be destroyed, never to return to my human form again!

Rude and stupid.

Never did like the interactive ones, anyway.

*crumples paper*
Quistis88
Haha! I like that one, mei! Why does everyone else get all the interesting ones?

*hopes to get something good . . . again*

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Ohh, I like.
Slashrose1010
Mmmmm... Fortune cookies. I wonder what's inside *crack*

"Simplicity is the glory of expression." -Walt Whitman
mei_tenshi
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Jan 7 2005, 03:40 PM)
Haha!  I like that one, mei!  Why does everyone else get all the interesting ones?

*hopes to get something good . . . again*

Once is happenstance.  Twice is coincidence.  Three times is enemy action.

Ohh, I like.

Thanks, quis! biggrin.gif

"Three times is enemy action" <-- I'd rather think of it as cosmic intervention, but it might as well be enemy action anyway.

Fortune reads: 42
Slashrose1010
"The man who view the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life." -Mahommed Ali

I guess that's kind of true smile.gif
mei_tenshi
@Slash: Agreed.

Don't litter or the litterbug'll bite.
hitokiri
*pulls out a crane machine and lifts another fortune out*

Only a fool is mugged by his imaginary friend.
Slashrose1010
*Pitches in fishing rod. Reels in another fortune.

"It is better to die young and have lived than to live long and to die empty."
mei_tenshi
Let's see...*digs deep into bucket*

Fortune reads: 17 4 28 47 6

What is this with these humbers?! I can't buy a lottery ticket yet!
hitokiri
*runs backstage and brings back the houdini home upside down straightjacket set w/ chains. puts set on. has his assistant raise him up by his ankles and pulls a fortune out with his teeth*

Never bring a Nerf bat to a knife fight.
Slashrose1010
"Killing is for the weak." -Slashrose1010
mei_tenshi
@hitokiri: Neat trick. smile.gif

*simply picks out a cookie*

Cowards run. Strategists retreat decisively.
hitokiri
*chain on harness snaps and he falls into the bucket headfirst. there is a commotion within the bucket. soon the chains come flying out, followed by the straight-jacket. a hand holding a fortune pops out from under the surface of the ocean of fortunes within the bucket.*

Where zen ends, ass kicking begins.
Slashrose1010
"crying is for the heart-felt, not crying is for the heart-less." -Slash
Quistis88
Wow, hitokiri is so creative. laugh.gif

*is not creative today; takes a cookie from the Bucket and attempts to eat it with cutlery, and the cookie crumbles*

If you were a speed reader, you'd have finished reading this 10 minutes ago.
hitokiri
^^ w..... laugh.gif

*pulls himself out of the Bucket of Infinite Fortunes*

hmmm....whats this...

*reaches into pocket and pulls out a fortune cookie. opens it*

If you walk in the darkness long enough, eventually you will bump into a ghost.

- one of the many random chinese proverbs that my dad spews out
love_me_destroyer
"If your hungry, eat something" (another thread de-railed by LMD)
mei_tenshi
Exactly how large is this bucket?

*takes a cookie*

You don't really believe this rubbish, do you?

mellow.gif I don't like that one. Give me another...
Quistis88
Ohh, that reminds me. I should get my several Confucius parody quotes.

*uses a spork to fish out a cookie*

Confucius Say: "Better for man to first get something in eye and wink, than wink and then get something in eye."
mei_tenshi
^^ laugh.gif Good one, Quis!

Your shoelaces are untied.
love_me_destroyer
"blow up everything you don't like"
hmm, I think this one was meant for Pres.Bush.
Quistis88
Haha. My tiny Confucius Collection is almost all like that. laugh.gif

*finds an unwrapped cookie and decides not to eat that one . . . *

Confucius Say: "She who loves and loses does not have the right lawyer."
love_me_destroyer
"It's okay to love little boys that aren't yours" blink.gif
so that's how NAMBLA got started.
mei_tenshi
@ Quis: Must keep that in mind. laugh.gif

Listen to your heart, then your mind, then your stomach. If all else fails, call your mom and listen to her.
Quistis88
*picks through 5 different cookies and finally decides on one*

Confucius Say: "Cannot change wife of 40 for two 20's."
love_me_destroyer
"If you talk into a microphone with lots of rimes, and look cool,people will love you"
ahhh, so this is how rap came to be.
hitokiri
*levitates a fortune out from the bucket with his mind*

He who seeks titles, invites his own downfall.
- "Tao Te Ching", Chapter 9
Slashrose1010
*puts hand in the Mystic Eternal Bucket... can feel something meaningful...*

"Love Me Destroyer, stop ruining all of my threads, you amoral SOB." -Hitokiri

lol
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