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Gashole
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Ailuro
42.00
Thievesvinegar
There is no meaning. We're just God's toys.
Quistis88
Look it up in the dictionary. I'm too lazy.
Slashrose1010
Yoh Mama!
xrninja
DUDE FULM3TAL ALCHAMIST AND EDWARD 3LRIC R DA M3ANNGS OF LIEF!11!1 OMG WTF



sorry, i felt a need to exercise the n00b-speak-ifer.
Gashole
huh.gif Let's move this to Spam Central.
Quistis88
Let's. --->
Carnal Malefactor
A low-fat salad dressing that doesn't leave anything to be desired in the taste department? unsure.gif
Ailuro
^ I like that one.
Bling_bling_Angel
*clears throat* According to the Baltimore Catechism of the Catholic Church... [sue me; I didn't write the book!]... the meaning of life is:

"To know God, to love God, and to serve God... and to be happy with Him forever in the next"...

Sue me, but I believe this... and don't bother trynna h@te, cuz nothing you say'll change what I believe in... *gets huffy cuz she sees the protests coming in...* sleep.gif

[sorry 'bout the '@'... they won't allow the real word on this computer... rolleyes.gif ]
xrninja
no, i believe in the same thing. we'll suffer the insults together wink.gif
ἀρχή
No insults from me. That's the typical Christian response. Personally that's just not satisfying enough given the problem of evil.

But I'm a failed academic, so I can't help but over-think things to absurdity.
Le Monkey
To live and to be happy
water_alchemist
to live life to the fullest...(i think rolleyes.gif )
xrninja
....where did the other posts go? i could have sworn kihaku posted something like "the meaning of life? to die." and i remember agreeing. blink.gif
Quistis88
Yes, the posts seem to be disappearing, all over the forums. Frankly, it's rather creepy. unsure.gif
Bling_bling_Angel
Stands to show that it was false... tongue.gif
Quistis88
What was false?
Bling_bling_Angel
The theory that we exist only to die...
Quistis88
Can it be proven false?
Bling_bling_Angel
History and common sense has... wait, no, "have"...
xrninja
do people not die in your history books? huh.gif
hagane_no_tokage
it can't have disappeared because it was false, because i remember posting that the meaning of life was peanut butter, and the peanut butter can never be wrong.
Bling_bling_Angel
X//D Peanut butter...!

*gets serious* Okay, everyone dies eventually, butit isn't why we're here on this earth... People who believe that are sad, purposeless entities drifting around, with no point in themselves because they chose to be that way...
ἀρχή
If the purpose of life is to die, then we're entering existentialist depressing crap.

Why do we live? I dont' care, just die already tongue.gif

Existentialists make the best conversationalists.
Tsutomu Saishuu
The meaning of life is to die and then be digested in a hamster for all of eternity, or
to worship sporks and be happy with them in the next life.

Either those reason above or sit around all day looking out the window waiting for a
woman to pass by and her skirt ,or pants, fly up into the air.
Slashrose1010
He he, Tokage, I remember that. I said peanut butter is better accompanied by jelly and we had a back and forth for a little bit. Yeah, some of the posts dissappeared because they did something to the site because they didn't have enough money to store all of the posts and threads.
MechVegita
were just palms in gods hands but my lifes awesome.
Quistis88
"Palms"? Or do you mean "pawns"?
hitokiri
its simple: Life is about getting the big piece of chicken.
Thievesvinegar
ugh. -flashes of PETA propoganda of chickens goes through my mind-

Inspiring.
Cloud28
where did my post go??

o well..meaning of life=get a 500TB hard drive and download all the anime u could!...!!!:lol:
love_me_destroyer
to ignore all authority figures.
ἀρχή
to procreate
love_me_destroyer
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
eww
ἀρχή
Fine, how else do you expect the human race to continue. It's a bit Aristotalean, but makes sense tongue.gif.
Cloud28
procreate?? what does that mean?
Thievesvinegar
its the reason why you're here.
Ailuro
Why can't you just look it up for yourself instead of asking? huh.gif
Quistis88
I'm surprised that there are people who don't know what it means.
Ailuro
I guess some members on here are either young enough or have lived a sheltered life.
Kihaku
QUOTE(xrninja @ Dec 30 2004, 11:19 PM)
....where did the other posts go? i could have sworn kihaku posted something like "the meaning of life? to die." and i remember agreeing. blink.gif

Ooh.. yes... I haven't checked this topic ofr a while. My post got deleted....
Ah, you agree with me then. biggrin.gif I don't want to sound pessimistic (which I am)
or sinister...
The meaning of life?
To die.
ἀρχή
QUOTE(Kihaku @ Jan 3 2005, 09:09 AM)
The meaning of life?
  To die.

But don't forget the offspring or life won't last long.

Meaning of life?

Procreate and then die
Penguin
Do you really want to know the meaning of life?


Cheese. Lots of cheese.
Kihaku
arche: Oh yeah.. live, create more life, die.
Yup. (no specific order besides "die" coming last)

Penguin: I also like cheese wink.gif
Quistis88
QUOTE(Kihaku @ Jan 3 2005, 12:45 PM)
arche: Oh yeah.. live, create more life, die.
Yup. (no specific order besides "die" coming last)

Could you not die before ever creating more life? huh.gif
ἀρχή
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Jan 3 2005, 02:46 PM)
QUOTE(Kihaku @ Jan 3 2005, 12:45 PM)
arche: Oh yeah.. live, create more life, die.
Yup. (no specific order besides "die" coming last)

Could you not die before ever creating more life? huh.gif

as long as a statistical majority procreate, the rest don't matter.
Quistis88
QUOTE(arche @ Jan 3 2005, 01:03 PM)
as long as a statistical majority procreate, the rest don't matter.

Ahh, yes, that's true.
ἀρχή
So now you can just die tongue.gif.
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