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alright these are the ones I am:
*-When you are on the board at 4 in the morning reading this topic top to bottom while your on your spring break.
*-When any chance you get you tell someone about the series or force them to watch it (explained it to two people so far and got three people to watch it)
*-When your with your friends talking about how hot Ed is instead of talking about real guys. (DIFENTITELY!!!!)
*-When you have at least one thought about FMA a minute. (YES!!)
-When you see anything with the label FMA or Alchemy you must get your hands on. (Yep Yep thats me.. i walk around every anime shop and see if they sell FMA DVDs... if they dont.. you wont want to know what happens)
*-When you take time to figure out and relate the history of the FMA world to our own past history (Ishbar Jews who live in middle east, Amestris great Britain) and when something clicks in your scream for joy in the middle of class. (yes yes!)
*-When you constantly have the soundtrack to FMA playing in your dorm room. (OF COURSE!!!)
*-When the revelation of guys with long hair might actually be hot takes place. (hmm.. I consider that sometimes

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*-When you have seen FMA the whole way through at least 5 times and it still hasn’t gotten old.
*-When you wore red and black band uniforms and those ugly white gloves for years and now finally realize you might have actually looked cool.
-When you try to find Pinako’s smoking pipe.
-When you think it might actually be cool to loose your limbs.
*-When you rewind and fast forward over and over again during the shower scene in episode 17
-On entering an elevator, if there's no one around, you clap your hands and press them to the doorframe as the door opens and closes, gleefully pretending that you're alchemizing holes in the wall.
-While discussing your future career with a fellow fan, you prop your hands on your hips and loudly declare, "When I am a professional translator, all of the women in the--wait. Scratch that. All of the anime that I...(etc.)"
-Begging your dorm-mates for laundry quarters, you offer bags of microwave popcorn "as equivalent trade".
-Eating lunch, you see a girl with a blonde braid and bangs and think, "Wow, she would make an /awesome/ Ed cosplayer!"
-In the middle of conversation practice at Japanese class, you bang your fists together and leer ominously down at your partner while speaking your line as a sushi restaurant chef: "IRASSHAI!".
-Your group of friends prints out a huge collection of Edward art and screenshots to make you a poster collage for your birthday. You shriek with joy on seeing it and post it over your bed.
-You and your friends who have seen the entire series have concocted an elaborate language of code in which to speak about later events in the series so that you won't spoil it for your friends who haven't seen it all. ("I was so shocked by the small serving of shishkebab at the end!"..."Whatever happened to the person who pushes doors with children, anyway?"..."Hey, about the orange seed trapped in the apple...will it ever get back to the orange again, d'you think?")
2. You've read every chapter of the manga at least twice
4. Begin to want to draw FMA (soon become obsessed)
5. Become a member of every FMA site you could find
6. Clap hands and slam them on things everywhere you go thinking it's gonna change shape
7. Download all OPs and EDs and play them again and again aswell as sing and hum to them
8. Draw transmutation circles and the alchemy sign on everything e.g. paper, school books, all over homework, on arms and legs.
9. Download as many FMA AMV's you can fit into your computer
10. Blabber about it at school, at home blah blah blah
11. After you blabber, show off your FMA stuff, posters, figures etc.
12. Begin to speak in japanese like the FMA characters (Mustang-Taisa no sei! Buahahahaa!!)
-You seriously consider asking your dad to cosplay as Hohenheim...
-The word "equivalent" makes you think of FMA
-...and you are more interested in whatever the word was associated with because of it.
-You can identify an obscure set of actions as something from FMA (two of my friends were fooling around and I said what they were doing looked like it was from FMA...it was...)
OK
(if some of these ideas have already been posted.. forgive me!!)
You know when your a FMA fan when you:
-teach you sister quotes form FMA
-dresses your siblings as a suit of amour and you in edwards clothes in halloween and fly to london and go around every house asking if edward is there.
-you make up a song about FMA
- you paint a white cross on your forhead and tatoos on your arm and go around , pretending to blast everyones face.
-you learn martial arts and always practise with your sibling
- whnever your at a shoppign center, you go to the anime section and cheak in every shop if they have FMA stuff.. if not you start to have a temper.
- you have a tattoo of the FMA sign above below your shoulder and above your breast.
- when your room has lots of FMA posters
- you go crazy when someone says " FMA sucks"
- You have a hankerchief and fan of FMA
- your MP3 has all the FMA songs and you always listen to them and sometimes even sing them out loud when you are sleeping.
- you talk a mile a minute when someone asks you what FMA is about (thats me... so definitely)
-you try to be a snake like person and try to get inside a suit of armour that looks like Al (believe me, I almost did that)
- you always write the word 鋼之鍊金術師
- you are deeply disapointed when your local anime magazine doesnt have any of the FMA characters as the cover picture or doesnt have a poster of it and seriously consider about writing a letter of complaint ( i almost did that... but then I stopped my self just as I was starting to write
- you get a pair of gloves and draw a a transmutation (is that what its called in english?) circle on it then in music class, you keep on clicking your fingers.
-your msn name has 鋼之鍊金術師 or FullMetal Alchemist on it
- you try burning yourself with fire and reacte like ed in the episode Flame vs Metal
- your wallet picture is a picture of FMA (mine is of ed doing alchemy!!)
- you go to your local library and borrow any books with the word alchemy on it.
- you try to stuff your little sibling with red stones and then try to cut them open to see if they... (lets not get any further with that idea...)
- you gather all the things needed for a human body and then add a drop of blood in it
- you name you childhood friend "Winry"
- whenever you see a army officer with black hair, you say " Taisa"
okies i can think of a lots more but cant be botherd to type anymore
(ive actually done all the things I typed except for the stuffing my little sister with red stones one and the halloween one of flying to london... *sweatdrop*)